Ingrid Ostby
@ingridostby.bsky.social
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Ingrid Ostby
@ingridostby.bsky.social
· Nov 9
my cat isn't "making biscuits" ok. she is patting down soil to ensure the body she buried deep in the forest will never be found.
it's heartbreaking to know i will die long before i find functional yet attractive record storage
November 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
it's heartbreaking to know i will die long before i find functional yet attractive record storage
i don't really like power couples. one half needs to be kinda quiet and not show up to stuff
November 20, 2025 at 10:14 PM
i don't really like power couples. one half needs to be kinda quiet and not show up to stuff
in "i guess this is who i am now" news, another year of growing pepps and making my own hot sauce in the books
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
in "i guess this is who i am now" news, another year of growing pepps and making my own hot sauce in the books
went to the eye doctor yesterday and she said everything looked great but then kept reiterating "just come back immediately if you start to see spots" and i have to be honest, i was not concerned about spots before but now i'm a bit nervous
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
went to the eye doctor yesterday and she said everything looked great but then kept reiterating "just come back immediately if you start to see spots" and i have to be honest, i was not concerned about spots before but now i'm a bit nervous
a man standing next to me on the train passed out while holding onto the subway pole and we had to shake him awake and he wouldn't wake up then finally he did and goes "sorry i just really don't feel well" and then the doors opened and he walked off
November 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
a man standing next to me on the train passed out while holding onto the subway pole and we had to shake him awake and he wouldn't wake up then finally he did and goes "sorry i just really don't feel well" and then the doors opened and he walked off
since when does the calculator app keep history of all your calculations. this is so embarrassing. in May i did "18+14" help
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
since when does the calculator app keep history of all your calculations. this is so embarrassing. in May i did "18+14" help
i want this to spray my body
September 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
i want this to spray my body
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"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
August 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
just learned there's a city in Alaska called Unalaska
July 30, 2025 at 3:39 AM
just learned there's a city in Alaska called Unalaska
all everyone had to do was be against mass murder from day one, but instead they were like "now now let's think about this for a sec" for two fucking years
July 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
all everyone had to do was be against mass murder from day one, but instead they were like "now now let's think about this for a sec" for two fucking years
i know canadacore when i see it
July 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
i know canadacore when i see it
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You used to be able to explode a lightbulb by accident more times in your life
July 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
You used to be able to explode a lightbulb by accident more times in your life
house music on at the bar and the chorus is just a guy saying "i wanna see all my friends at once"
July 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
house music on at the bar and the chorus is just a guy saying "i wanna see all my friends at once"
the idea of changing the aspect ratio on prison CCTV footage is so incredibly funny. are the Epstein tapes gonna get 70mm showings? did they color grade it like The Green Mile
July 12, 2025 at 2:14 AM
the idea of changing the aspect ratio on prison CCTV footage is so incredibly funny. are the Epstein tapes gonna get 70mm showings? did they color grade it like The Green Mile
the Reply All ep breaking this down would've gone so hard
if you're tired of friendslop, that's not very hopecore of you, truly in your hate era, so not teeheepilled, should be smilemaxxing, have you ever heard of yay theory, don't be a genrecel, i love to play companionlikes, it's so sugoipunk
July 11, 2025 at 2:00 AM
the Reply All ep breaking this down would've gone so hard
hurtful way to double down
July 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
hurtful way to double down
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"It's like when Dylan went electric," I say, thinking about when Jessica Fletcher switched from a typewriter to a PC.
July 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"It's like when Dylan went electric," I say, thinking about when Jessica Fletcher switched from a typewriter to a PC.
literally the bravest thing you can do in a household is reorganize under the kitchen sink
June 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
literally the bravest thing you can do in a household is reorganize under the kitchen sink
ohh didn't like a movie i like? sounds like a you problem
loved a movie i hated?? feels like that's on you
loved a movie i hated?? feels like that's on you
June 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
ohh didn't like a movie i like? sounds like a you problem
loved a movie i hated?? feels like that's on you
loved a movie i hated?? feels like that's on you
i love him but he has no idea
June 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
i love him but he has no idea
raven on a smurfs billboard
June 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
raven on a smurfs billboard