Interstellar Object
@boblesh.bsky.social
Meteorologist, good at Trivial Pursuit
Hey at least once the Epstein files get released Trump won’t have to worry about the piss tape anymore
November 12, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Hey at least once the Epstein files get released Trump won’t have to worry about the piss tape anymore
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Ok, Brewers, you let Shohei have his fun, now come back and win game five. What’s that? Oh I see
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Ok, Brewers, you let Shohei have his fun, now come back and win game five. What’s that? Oh I see
Tilly Norwood has died. Fell off a cliff. Died on impact.
October 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Tilly Norwood has died. Fell off a cliff. Died on impact.
Well guys, I got raptured. Turns out the clouds are damp and everyone was kind of boring though. So I’m back
September 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Well guys, I got raptured. Turns out the clouds are damp and everyone was kind of boring though. So I’m back
Bluesky is dying discourse is all just a set up for Frankenstein (2025) promotion
September 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Bluesky is dying discourse is all just a set up for Frankenstein (2025) promotion
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
September 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. filling an IV bag from a murky puddle near Trump National's sixth tee. "The president needs parameciums," he tells the assembled media. "It's the only treatment proven to work in real testing." His golf cart is piled high with dozens of dead birds.
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ME: Am I healthy enough for sex
DOCTOR: How did you get into my apartment
DOCTOR: How did you get into my apartment
August 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
ME: Am I healthy enough for sex
DOCTOR: How did you get into my apartment
DOCTOR: How did you get into my apartment
We cannot let Iran get radioactive shrimp technology
August 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
We cannot let Iran get radioactive shrimp technology
Brewers media team be like:
July 31, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Brewers media team be like:
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Just had the thought that we’re going to need more cubes because we’re already out of rectangles and now I have to go to Costco
July 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Just had the thought that we’re going to need more cubes because we’re already out of rectangles and now I have to go to Costco
Just had the thought that we’re going to need more cubes because we’re already out of rectangles and now I have to go to Costco
July 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Just had the thought that we’re going to need more cubes because we’re already out of rectangles and now I have to go to Costco
Personally I think we should fast forward to the end of the MechaHitler story arc where it kills itself in a hole
July 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Personally I think we should fast forward to the end of the MechaHitler story arc where it kills itself in a hole
I think the major reason church attendance is declining is because Shrek is famously not a Christian
July 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I think the major reason church attendance is declining is because Shrek is famously not a Christian
You guys know what’s pretty cool? Baseball
May 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
You guys know what’s pretty cool? Baseball
Bluesky create group DMs challenge
March 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Bluesky create group DMs challenge
Honestly I hope Twitter dies forever
March 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Honestly I hope Twitter dies forever
You guys heard of this Elon Musk character? Seems like a real weirdo to me
March 4, 2025 at 2:56 AM
You guys heard of this Elon Musk character? Seems like a real weirdo to me
Good choice of Kendrick and SZA to perform on the inside of a Magic 8 ball
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Good choice of Kendrick and SZA to perform on the inside of a Magic 8 ball
Look don’t be mad at me, but yes I designed this score bug for the Super Bowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Look don’t be mad at me, but yes I designed this score bug for the Super Bowl
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[kissing every meatball before loading it onto sub]
subway employee: im pretty sure youre not supposed to do that
me: oh i dont work here
subway employee: im pretty sure youre not supposed to do that
me: oh i dont work here
January 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
[kissing every meatball before loading it onto sub]
subway employee: im pretty sure youre not supposed to do that
me: oh i dont work here
subway employee: im pretty sure youre not supposed to do that
me: oh i dont work here
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Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
January 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Your Joke is Factually Incorrect: A Guide to Dying Alone
If anyone knows anyone who works at American Airlines, please punch them in the nuts (or lady nuts) for me
January 29, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If anyone knows anyone who works at American Airlines, please punch them in the nuts (or lady nuts) for me
I learned today that curling wand in French is “baguette de curling”
December 26, 2024 at 10:10 PM
I learned today that curling wand in French is “baguette de curling”