Fox News is VERY upset with politicians who make unrealistic promises

My attempt to listen to the new Drake album has again stalled out after one song

Gonna be late to work today. Still haven't seen all the TikToks discussing the symbolism in last night's halftime show.

How many lawsuits, Drake?
One two three four five plus five?

Stay tuned. Can't wait to see the script the NFL cooked up to give this to the Chiefs.

Can anyone tell me what the moral of the story was for Goldilocks? I feel like I missed something.

Now that many are moving from X/Threads to here, in the spirit of change, can we also admit that apple music replay beat spotify wrapped this year

Say what you will about the Biden-Harris administration, they brought us the best rap beef of my lifetime. US-Canada relations may never recover.

well well well. if it isn't exclusively the music i started listening to before the age of 26. and dua lipa

dating app profiles should include the last 20 comments the person left on a social media platform. this will bring peace to the internet

I wish I could mute posts on any platform that start w/ "people always ask me..." Nobody is asking you. And these fictional people are not going to stop asking you just because you made a tiktok post. No one is scrolling through your daily uploads to see if you finally answered this burning question

Be extra nice to me. I worked in retail on Black Friday. I deserve a sweet treat.

Day 4: the Mac is Cheesin

Happy San Gibby to all my millennial Latin Americans. May all your turkey breast and tacos on a stick be well seasoned by abuela.

Thank you, Kendrick, for the new Thanksgiving anthem, especially for politically divided families. No gobble gobble, only squabble squabble.

I know every high school band teacher already making an arrangement for Kendrick's TV Off.