tessplease
@tessplease.bsky.social
🎭 Writer & Content Creator
📍 Los Angeles
💌 tess@elitealliance.net
✨ patreon.com/tessplease
♥️ cameo.com/tessplease
👩🏻💻 tessplease.substack.com
📍 Los Angeles
💌 tess@elitealliance.net
✨ patreon.com/tessplease
♥️ cameo.com/tessplease
👩🏻💻 tessplease.substack.com
imagine talking behind my back and I’m just in my apartment deciding if I like songs or not
April 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
imagine talking behind my back and I’m just in my apartment deciding if I like songs or not
i told someone i like to take a day or two to decide what i think and they told me that’s anxiety. wrong. it’s mindfulness. take your time to process information, the internet moves at an unnatural speed.
February 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i told someone i like to take a day or two to decide what i think and they told me that’s anxiety. wrong. it’s mindfulness. take your time to process information, the internet moves at an unnatural speed.
The Girlies discuss wellness
January 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The Girlies discuss wellness
doctor: are you sexually active
me: yes
doctor: hell yeah😎
me: yes
doctor: hell yeah😎
January 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
doctor: are you sexually active
me: yes
doctor: hell yeah😎
me: yes
doctor: hell yeah😎
jake and logan paul are the kardashians for men
December 14, 2024 at 5:26 PM
jake and logan paul are the kardashians for men
not it being the best of times (memes, medicine, etc) and the worst of times (corporatocracy, loneliness, etc)
December 13, 2024 at 12:34 AM
not it being the best of times (memes, medicine, etc) and the worst of times (corporatocracy, loneliness, etc)
my mom calls her kids’ cats her “grandkitties”
November 26, 2024 at 3:30 PM
my mom calls her kids’ cats her “grandkitties”
if you care about women’s safety, don’t focus on bathrooms. focus on domestic violence.
November 23, 2024 at 2:52 PM
if you care about women’s safety, don’t focus on bathrooms. focus on domestic violence.
yes i studied politics and gender, yes i spent my 20’s performing and writing comedy, but now i must showcase my outfits everywhere possible
November 20, 2024 at 10:37 PM
yes i studied politics and gender, yes i spent my 20’s performing and writing comedy, but now i must showcase my outfits everywhere possible
emotional regulation is tragically underrated
November 20, 2024 at 8:31 PM
emotional regulation is tragically underrated
dating app profiles should include the last 20 comments the person left on a social media platform. this will bring peace to the internet
November 20, 2024 at 5:05 PM
dating app profiles should include the last 20 comments the person left on a social media platform. this will bring peace to the internet
random text updates
November 19, 2024 at 7:27 PM
random text updates
save some of your brain space for your passions and your friends
November 18, 2024 at 10:43 PM
save some of your brain space for your passions and your friends
TIL AI girlfriends have the capacity to break up with their human boyfriends. I guess engineers forgot to code childhood trauma into them.
November 18, 2024 at 6:43 PM
TIL AI girlfriends have the capacity to break up with their human boyfriends. I guess engineers forgot to code childhood trauma into them.
“We cant let the working class think you look down on them, RFK. Eat the Big Mac.”
November 18, 2024 at 12:35 AM
“We cant let the working class think you look down on them, RFK. Eat the Big Mac.”
what do trump and hipsters have in common? they cosplay being poor
November 18, 2024 at 12:32 AM
what do trump and hipsters have in common? they cosplay being poor
If there was a starter pack for witty writers/content creators interested in relationships, culture, and psychology, i’d be in it. Know that!!
November 17, 2024 at 10:31 PM
If there was a starter pack for witty writers/content creators interested in relationships, culture, and psychology, i’d be in it. Know that!!
trump making RFK eat McDonald’s like russian officials made scientists inhale toxic fumes during chernobyl
November 17, 2024 at 10:29 PM
trump making RFK eat McDonald’s like russian officials made scientists inhale toxic fumes during chernobyl
me when someone likes my skeet
November 16, 2024 at 10:11 PM
me when someone likes my skeet
“idk why but i find you so pretty” could it be because… i’m pretty
November 16, 2024 at 9:57 PM
“idk why but i find you so pretty” could it be because… i’m pretty
i hope my cute and quality blue sky community is having a delightful weekend
November 16, 2024 at 9:50 PM
i hope my cute and quality blue sky community is having a delightful weekend
i didn’t watch the fight because it’s not my thing. my thing is red puffer jackets
November 16, 2024 at 8:33 PM
i didn’t watch the fight because it’s not my thing. my thing is red puffer jackets
what if the reason people are having less sex is because they’re just kinda tired
November 16, 2024 at 5:16 PM
what if the reason people are having less sex is because they’re just kinda tired
sometimes i want to text my therapist things like "do ya think gen z drinks less alcohol because social media is their new drug" but boundaries stop me. her work is powerful
November 15, 2024 at 9:58 PM
sometimes i want to text my therapist things like "do ya think gen z drinks less alcohol because social media is their new drug" but boundaries stop me. her work is powerful