Shout out to @hollyanderson.bsky.social of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for referencing the best donkey-themed Christmas song on this week’s episode: “Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey.” youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...

If you were infected with herpes, Covid and hep c, wouldn’t you be aggressive?

@henricocitizen.bsky.social have the police caught the One-Wheeled Bandit yet? youtu.be/RzbWuyenMRw

Police near Richmond, Va are looking for a unicyclist who successfully stole a motorcycle with his friend. This feels like the beginning of something—expect more unicycle-related crimes in the very near future. youtu.be/RzbWuyenMRw?...

Not all heroes wear capes.

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Louisville gave Pudge his own locker for game day 😭😭😭

Friday feeling.

Weird. ChatGPT really wants Bobby Moynihan to be in a Smurfs movie—it swaps him into at least 3 different Smurfs movies he’s not in, replacing John Oliver, Joe Manganiello, and Titus Burgess.

What other movies is ChatGPT adding Bobby Moynihan into?

A Lego-man-sized version of the “American Gladiators” Eliminator obstacle course, complete with functioning hand bike and zip line.

“Moonraker” is a romantic comedy where Jaws falls in love with the lady with pigtails.

The best part of Superman is Green Lantern throwing birds up with his magical hands as he tosses tanks around. Five stars no notes.

Play @nytimes.com Wordle? If you’re not starting with FARTS, you’re leaving skill points on the table.

Celebrating Maurice Fenner, who racked up 164 yards and 2 touchdowns in JMU's 31-21 victory over Montana in the 2004 I-AA National Championship. I still have a chunk of the turf from that game shoved in my freezer. Go Dukes!

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