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Two-time school geography bee champion. I write things at https://open.substack.com/pub/bigandloud
The unicycle was a MAJOR COMPONENT of the alleged crime.

“For roughly 12 minutes the duo attempts to move the motorcycle. Eventually one of the people uses the e-unicycle to push the motorcycle while the other person rides it through the parking lot.”
October 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Bono wore it better.
September 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
There appears to be one Bobby rule this sea…
September 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ChatGPT’s answer appears to be yes, all people named Bobby share a loose hivemind where each plays the role of comedian, musician or thinker and are all connected through something called “The Bobby Ocean.”
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Uh oh…
September 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
But perhaps I’m not asking the right question…
September 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Good start—ChatGPT believes that Bobby Moynihan is not also baseball great Bobby Bonilla, actress Millie Bobby Brown, or chess legend Bobby Fischer.
September 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
ChatGPT also says that Bobby Moynihan was on Dancing with the Stars—he wasn’t, but Bobby Bones was. Does ChatGPT think all Bobby’s are interchangeable?
September 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Weird. ChatGPT really wants Bobby Moynihan to be in a Smurfs movie—it swaps him into at least 3 different Smurfs movies he’s not in, replacing John Oliver, Joe Manganiello, and Titus Burgess.

What other movies is ChatGPT adding Bobby Moynihan into?
September 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
September 14, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A Lego-man-sized version of the “American Gladiators” Eliminator obstacle course, complete with functioning hand bike and zip line.
September 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Chef’s kiss.
September 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The best part of Superman is Green Lantern throwing birds up with his magical hands as he tosses tanks around. Five stars no notes.
July 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Play @nytimes.com Wordle? If you’re not starting with FARTS, you’re leaving skill points on the table.
June 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Celebrating Maurice Fenner, who racked up 164 yards and 2 touchdowns in JMU's 31-21 victory over Montana in the 2004 I-AA National Championship. I still have a chunk of the turf from that game shoved in my freezer. Go Dukes!

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April 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM