bobfrankpat.bsky.social
@bobfrankpat.bsky.social
Two-time school geography bee champion. I write things at https://open.substack.com/pub/bigandloud
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social been a day, but could use your guidance. What is “Iced Tea with Benefits?”
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
December 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
As opposed to someone who runs a foam party at a college bar. Because that seems to be who they hired for their post game.
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
There’s not enough love in this world for American Gladiators. What’s better than watching a regular Joe human cannonball their way into a wild-haired man named Malibu? youtu.be/Y1g4oGQSRJo?...
Gladiator Malibu Takes One Of The Biggest Hits In Human Cannonball | American Gladiators
YouTube video by American Gladiators
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December 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The refs would also penalize him for using his other favorite move—turning into an invincible statue and smashing things flat.
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Everyone is playing for second after Dominick.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Shout out to @hollyanderson.bsky.social of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for referencing the best donkey-themed Christmas song on this week’s episode: “Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey.” youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
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November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
If you were infected with herpes, Covid and hep c, wouldn’t you be aggressive?
October 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
@henricocitizen.bsky.social have the police caught the One-Wheeled Bandit yet? youtu.be/RzbWuyenMRw
9.22.2025 | Motorcycle Theft. 9600 W Broad Street
YouTube video by Henrico Police
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October 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The unicycle was a MAJOR COMPONENT of the alleged crime.

“For roughly 12 minutes the duo attempts to move the motorcycle. Eventually one of the people uses the e-unicycle to push the motorcycle while the other person rides it through the parking lot.”
October 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Police near Richmond, Va are looking for a unicyclist who successfully stole a motorcycle with his friend. This feels like the beginning of something—expect more unicycle-related crimes in the very near future. youtu.be/RzbWuyenMRw?...
9.22.2025 | Motorcycle Theft. 9600 W Broad Street
YouTube video by Henrico Police
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October 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
That California Pizza Kitchen by the convention center must get real rowdy.
October 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Bono wore it better.
September 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Best part was when they went to break he just shouts “DESIRE!!”
September 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
That’s a vibraslap if I’ve ever heard one. youtube.com/shorts/OfHr6...
Which Vibra-Slap Sounds Best?
YouTube video by Steve Weiss Music
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September 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
From what?
September 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Auburn’s hands team travolta’ed real hard on that play, both pre and post timeout.
a man in a suit with a bolo tie around his neck is holding a jacket
ALT: a man in a suit with a bolo tie around his neck is holding a jacket
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September 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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THIS IS IMPORTANT

Louisville gave Pudge his own locker for game day 😭😭😭
September 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“Iceberg of Falsehoods” sounds like a rejected ride at Epcot Center.
September 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Friday feeling.
September 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
September 18, 2025 at 2:16 AM
There appears to be one Bobby rule this sea…
September 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
ChatGPT’s answer appears to be yes, all people named Bobby share a loose hivemind where each plays the role of comedian, musician or thinker and are all connected through something called “The Bobby Ocean.”
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM