@bobfrankpat.bsky.social
Two-time school geography bee champion. I write things at https://open.substack.com/pub/bigandloud
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social been a day, but could use your guidance. What is “Iced Tea with Benefits?”
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social been a day, but could use your guidance. What is “Iced Tea with Benefits?”
As opposed to someone who runs a foam party at a college bar. Because that seems to be who they hired for their post game.
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
As opposed to someone who runs a foam party at a college bar. Because that seems to be who they hired for their post game.
There’s not enough love in this world for American Gladiators. What’s better than watching a regular Joe human cannonball their way into a wild-haired man named Malibu? youtu.be/Y1g4oGQSRJo?...
Gladiator Malibu Takes One Of The Biggest Hits In Human Cannonball | American Gladiators
YouTube video by American Gladiators
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December 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
There’s not enough love in this world for American Gladiators. What’s better than watching a regular Joe human cannonball their way into a wild-haired man named Malibu? youtu.be/Y1g4oGQSRJo?...
The refs would also penalize him for using his other favorite move—turning into an invincible statue and smashing things flat.
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The refs would also penalize him for using his other favorite move—turning into an invincible statue and smashing things flat.
Everyone is playing for second after Dominick.
November 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Everyone is playing for second after Dominick.
Shout out to @hollyanderson.bsky.social of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for referencing the best donkey-themed Christmas song on this week’s episode: “Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey.” youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
Lou Monte - Dominick The Donkey (HQ Audio)
YouTube video by Christmas 365
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November 7, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Shout out to @hollyanderson.bsky.social of the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social for referencing the best donkey-themed Christmas song on this week’s episode: “Dominick the Italian Christmas Donkey.” youtu.be/Ca5wXojemRM?...
If you were infected with herpes, Covid and hep c, wouldn’t you be aggressive?
October 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you were infected with herpes, Covid and hep c, wouldn’t you be aggressive?
@henricocitizen.bsky.social have the police caught the One-Wheeled Bandit yet? youtu.be/RzbWuyenMRw
9.22.2025 | Motorcycle Theft. 9600 W Broad Street
YouTube video by Henrico Police
youtu.be
October 16, 2025 at 12:23 AM
@henricocitizen.bsky.social have the police caught the One-Wheeled Bandit yet? youtu.be/RzbWuyenMRw
The unicycle was a MAJOR COMPONENT of the alleged crime.
“For roughly 12 minutes the duo attempts to move the motorcycle. Eventually one of the people uses the e-unicycle to push the motorcycle while the other person rides it through the parking lot.”
“For roughly 12 minutes the duo attempts to move the motorcycle. Eventually one of the people uses the e-unicycle to push the motorcycle while the other person rides it through the parking lot.”
October 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The unicycle was a MAJOR COMPONENT of the alleged crime.
“For roughly 12 minutes the duo attempts to move the motorcycle. Eventually one of the people uses the e-unicycle to push the motorcycle while the other person rides it through the parking lot.”
“For roughly 12 minutes the duo attempts to move the motorcycle. Eventually one of the people uses the e-unicycle to push the motorcycle while the other person rides it through the parking lot.”
Police near Richmond, Va are looking for a unicyclist who successfully stole a motorcycle with his friend. This feels like the beginning of something—expect more unicycle-related crimes in the very near future. youtu.be/RzbWuyenMRw?...
9.22.2025 | Motorcycle Theft. 9600 W Broad Street
YouTube video by Henrico Police
youtu.be
October 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Police near Richmond, Va are looking for a unicyclist who successfully stole a motorcycle with his friend. This feels like the beginning of something—expect more unicycle-related crimes in the very near future. youtu.be/RzbWuyenMRw?...
Not all heroes wear capes.
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Not all heroes wear capes.
That California Pizza Kitchen by the convention center must get real rowdy.
October 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
That California Pizza Kitchen by the convention center must get real rowdy.
Bono wore it better.
September 30, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Bono wore it better.
Best part was when they went to break he just shouts “DESIRE!!”
September 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Best part was when they went to break he just shouts “DESIRE!!”
That’s a vibraslap if I’ve ever heard one. youtube.com/shorts/OfHr6...
Which Vibra-Slap Sounds Best?
YouTube video by Steve Weiss Music
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September 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
That’s a vibraslap if I’ve ever heard one. youtube.com/shorts/OfHr6...
From what?
September 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
From what?
Auburn’s hands team travolta’ed real hard on that play, both pre and post timeout.
a man in a suit with a bolo tie around his neck is holding a jacket
ALT: a man in a suit with a bolo tie around his neck is holding a jacket
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September 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Auburn’s hands team travolta’ed real hard on that play, both pre and post timeout.
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Louisville gave Pudge his own locker for game day 😭😭😭
Louisville gave Pudge his own locker for game day 😭😭😭
September 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
THIS IS IMPORTANT
Louisville gave Pudge his own locker for game day 😭😭😭
Louisville gave Pudge his own locker for game day 😭😭😭
“Iceberg of Falsehoods” sounds like a rejected ride at Epcot Center.
September 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“Iceberg of Falsehoods” sounds like a rejected ride at Epcot Center.
Friday feeling.
September 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Friday feeling.
There appears to be one Bobby rule this sea…
September 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
There appears to be one Bobby rule this sea…
ChatGPT’s answer appears to be yes, all people named Bobby share a loose hivemind where each plays the role of comedian, musician or thinker and are all connected through something called “The Bobby Ocean.”
September 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
ChatGPT’s answer appears to be yes, all people named Bobby share a loose hivemind where each plays the role of comedian, musician or thinker and are all connected through something called “The Bobby Ocean.”