Dang it, Bobby
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Dang it, Bobby
@bobby.plus
· Oct 25
I’m a “Xennial” and my most Gen-X tendency is probably my hatred for store-ripped jeans.
I’m an “Xennial” and my most Gen-X tendency is to not want anyone to notice me
Merry Client Emailing You Directly Because the Project Manager Won't Reply Eve to all who celebrate
December 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Merry Client Emailing You Directly Because the Project Manager Won't Reply Eve to all who celebrate
Made the "I'm still writing 2025 on all my checks" joke to my confused Gen-Z coworkers and now I'm desiccating into a pile of dust
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Made the "I'm still writing 2025 on all my checks" joke to my confused Gen-Z coworkers and now I'm desiccating into a pile of dust
Nothing good ever comes from the hospital, certified mail, with postage more than $10
December 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Nothing good ever comes from the hospital, certified mail, with postage more than $10
Heard something on the radio about the government seizing a “sanctioned dark fleet vessel” and damn if that doesn’t sound like some cool-ass Star Trek shit
It’s probably illegal and there‘s probably murder involved, so thanks fascism stenographers, I guess
It’s probably illegal and there‘s probably murder involved, so thanks fascism stenographers, I guess
December 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Heard something on the radio about the government seizing a “sanctioned dark fleet vessel” and damn if that doesn’t sound like some cool-ass Star Trek shit
It’s probably illegal and there‘s probably murder involved, so thanks fascism stenographers, I guess
It’s probably illegal and there‘s probably murder involved, so thanks fascism stenographers, I guess
December 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I used this monstrosity of a service in Long Beach in October. First things first. It's a garage, so the cell service is terrible. I park, we eat, I get back to the car to pay. I can't pay because there's no service in the garage.
"Just drive out to end your visit," it says.
"Just drive out to end your visit," it says.
For fuck’s sake this is so unnecessary. Just spit out a ticket or charge a flat rate!!!
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I used this monstrosity of a service in Long Beach in October. First things first. It's a garage, so the cell service is terrible. I park, we eat, I get back to the car to pay. I can't pay because there's no service in the garage.
"Just drive out to end your visit," it says.
"Just drive out to end your visit," it says.
My first college job was working nights laying out the campus newspaper. This was everyone‘s deepest fear. I’ve only missed a pull quote, never a whole page. This is an editorial failure top to bottom.
My hometown paper forgot to put words in a headline.
San Diego Union-Tribune Full-Page Misprint Raises New Questions About Rapid Decline Of City's Once-Storied Newspaper
A placeholder text misprint in the Union-Tribune exposes deeper cracks in San Diego’s daily paper after layoffs, eviction, and censorship claims.
www.sandiegoville.com
December 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
My first college job was working nights laying out the campus newspaper. This was everyone‘s deepest fear. I’ve only missed a pull quote, never a whole page. This is an editorial failure top to bottom.
In LA, at the Vista. I think it was Dunkirk that we were seeing, opening weekend. There was a trailer for Geostorm. The audience was silent in rapt attention for the whole thing, and the second it was over, everyone burst out into laughter
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
In LA, at the Vista. I think it was Dunkirk that we were seeing, opening weekend. There was a trailer for Geostorm. The audience was silent in rapt attention for the whole thing, and the second it was over, everyone burst out into laughter
Very painterly sunrise this morning
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Very painterly sunrise this morning
Did the wishbone from Thanksgiving, and the top popped clean off both ends. Can’t be a metaphor for 2025, surely
December 4, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Did the wishbone from Thanksgiving, and the top popped clean off both ends. Can’t be a metaphor for 2025, surely
Strong floor, strong main stage, strong 16-foot French guillotine (mahogany), strong wicker basket, free GA tickets, no ceiling
November 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Strong floor, strong main stage, strong 16-foot French guillotine (mahogany), strong wicker basket, free GA tickets, no ceiling
@sarajacobs.house.gov Thank you for voting no on this nonsense clerk.house.gov/Votes/2025305
Roll Call 305 Roll Call 305, Bill Number: H. Con. Res. 58, 119th Congress, 1st Session
VOTE QUESTION: On Agreeing to the Resolution, DESCRIPTION: Denouncing the horrors of socialism, VOTE TYPE: Yea-And-Nay, STATUS: Passed
clerk.house.gov
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
@sarajacobs.house.gov Thank you for voting no on this nonsense clerk.house.gov/Votes/2025305
I would like one (1) hour to think about all this please
November 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I would like one (1) hour to think about all this please
Reposted by Dang it, Bobby
I feel like the people with super-stacked resumes that we‘ve been convinced to elect haven’t exactly worked out so far
Katie Wilson, Seattle’s next mayor, emerged from the city’s left-wing activist class and brings with her little experience in governing.
Seattle Elects a Left-Wing Mayor With a Light Résumé but Mamdani Appeal
Katie Wilson, who narrowly defeated the incumbent, Bruce Harrell, emerged from the city’s left-wing activist class and brings with her little experience in governing.
nyti.ms
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I feel like the people with super-stacked resumes that we‘ve been convinced to elect haven’t exactly worked out so far
On the occasions I reply to posts, I know I have this annoying habit of replying before hearting the post (if I remember to heart it), and I apologize if this has happened to you. This is because I have no on-deck circle for what comes out of my mouth
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
On the occasions I reply to posts, I know I have this annoying habit of replying before hearting the post (if I remember to heart it), and I apologize if this has happened to you. This is because I have no on-deck circle for what comes out of my mouth
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works, and I cannot emphasize this enough, despair
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and govern yourself accordingly.
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works, and I cannot emphasize this enough, despair
I found where they keep it
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I found where they keep it
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October 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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This whole account is off the record
October 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This whole account is off the record
I had a stroke when I was 31.
DeSantis said “Most people, particularly under 50, what they really need is a catastrophic plan that’s affordable, where then they can pay whatever they’re doing out of a health savings account.”
floridapolitics.com/archives/761...
floridapolitics.com/archives/761...
Ron DeSantis says people under 50 don’t have much use for comprehensive health insurance
'Catastrophic care' should be enough for them.
floridapolitics.com
October 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I had a stroke when I was 31.
See y'all later
You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works
October 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
See y'all later