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Dang it, Bobby
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You’ll be happy someday, I promise. Just be alive for today. he/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Nothing good ever comes from the hospital, certified mail, with postage more than $10
USPS Informed Delivery image of Certified Mail postage in the amount of $10.44
December 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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What the actual fuck

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/20/u...
They knew they were not poor. They could afford to buy eggs. But they are contending with an economy that has grown increasingly unequal in recent decades.
December 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I walk out to the sidewalk and pay. Great. All set. Get back to the car, get in, drive to the exit point. Type in the code.

The gate doesn't open.

Type in the code again.

Gate doesn't open.
676547: Your Metropolis Authentication Code is 737801. 676547: Metropolis: Welcome to 210 Third Lofts. Just drive out to end your visit. Rates start at $2.99 per 20 minutes of parking. See full rates and parking visit details here: mpolis.io/welcome 676547: Metropolis: Thanks for parking with us. View your receipt here: https://mpolis.io/v/[redacted] Me: OPEN8888 676547: Metropolis: Please pull forward to the exit and resend code to pay. If you need help, please see a Mobility Specialist or call the support number posted in the exit lane Me: Open8888 676547: Metropolis: Please pull forward to the exit and resend code to pay. If you need help, please see a Mobility Specialist or call the support number posted in the exit lane
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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In LA, at the Vista. I think it was Dunkirk that we were seeing, opening weekend. There was a trailer for Geostorm. The audience was silent in rapt attention for the whole thing, and the second it was over, everyone burst out into laughter
Promotional banner for the movie Geostorm
December 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Very painterly sunrise this morning
A sunrise with the silhouettes of trees and power lines in the foreground. The clouds are small, almost like a pointillist painting, in colors of pink and gray against a light blue background; closer to the horizon, the sky is ablaze with colors of red and orange as the sun is about to rise
December 4, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Bowie is Very Concerned about your transmission (and the trash truck behind me)
A black dog sitting on the sidewalk, looking intently at something behind the photographer
December 4, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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The sky:
A screenshot from Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace, showing Darkplace Hospital surrounded by a green miasma blotting out the sky
November 19, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Good morning
A multicolored sunrise looking across an intersection. The houses, trees, and telephone poles appear as silhouettes against the sky, with hues of deep blue, orange, and yellow.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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You're not gonna believe this
A screenshot of the Slow Horses main credits that reads "Written by WILL SMITH" ... but it's not *that* Will Smith
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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The phrase "Have you cleared your browser's cache?" In the "Zohran for New York City" poster format
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Screenshot of a text message from Carl DeMaio. My reply: Oh my god if there's a name I don't need in my text messages it's Carl DeMaio lol Reform California with Carl DeMaio: You are now opted-out and will receive no further messages.
November 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Fresh as the day it was made
An oval sticker akin to the "I voted" sticker you get when you vote, but instead with the text "WHO VOTED?" In small type, it reads "county of you look nice today." The image is presented upside-down.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I found where they keep it
A beige door in a beige wall, plainly labeled AI in black letters. There is no visible doorknob.
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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October 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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What's your sign?
A red advisory sign hanging from the ceiling; the bottom of the sign is broken off, so it only reads "Please no"
September 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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I do! I just got it in its frame ❤️
Mox’s “I Love LA” art print in a simple picture frame
September 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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An image of FUD-brand beef franks. FUD, I imagine, is pronounced so it rhymes with good
August 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Big Supreme Court news
From Supreme Court Of The United States Location: 1 First St NE, Washington, D.C.20543, USA Dear Beneficiary I'm Chief Justice John G Roberts: From Supreme Court Of the  United States, this is to inform you about your fund payment file which was brought to my office by Mr. Jamie Dimon the CEO  of  JP Morgan Chase Bank, for me to confiscate your transaction with them. according to Mr. Jamie Dimon. he said that I should sign a power of attorney to divert your fund to the government treasury account just because you can not afford to pay the required fee. which is $500 before you can receive your fund, in his words, he said that you abandon your fund for some time now without hearing from you, but my spirit did not allow me to cancel your fund because I know the value and the importance of what you are about to lose. so I told him to wait until I heard from you today. and know the reason why you rejected such an amount of (10.5 million) United States Dollars which I know will change your life future initially. dear beneficiary I don't see any reason why you should abandon your compensation fund because of $500
July 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Captain Picard sits at a desk absolutely covered in PADDs, a frustrated look on his face
July 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Bowie had a sit this morning during her walk … all of her sits are at bowiesits.com
A leashed black and white dog sitting on the sidewalk and looking pensive
June 24, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Here: Print. Spend. Instant crime.
Obverse of the series 2009 $100 Federal Reserve Note. The star in the serial number of this example, LG04727792*, indicates the note is a replacement note. From Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_one-hundred-dollar_bill#/media/File:Obverse_of_the_series_2009_$100_Federal_Reserve_Note.jpg
February 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Morning walk
A sunrise, looking east. Against a pale blue sky, wispy clouds reminiscent of brush strokes burn in bright oranges, yellows and pinks above the dark silhouette of mountains in the distance. In the foreground are silhouettes of utility poles, wires, and palm trees.
February 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Mel Brooks in ‘Spaceballs’ huffing a can of Perri-Air
February 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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998,610 to go!
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February 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM