Boabs
@boabs.bsky.social
Jam Donut, lover of books, owner of tats, sock wearer. Best friend is a dog.
This one is an out of season and unexpected tornado hitting a shed filled with old cathode ray tellies somewhere in Kansas.
November 10, 2025 at 9:22 AM
This one is an out of season and unexpected tornado hitting a shed filled with old cathode ray tellies somewhere in Kansas.
At The Bristol Beacon waiting for Nick Offerman
October 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
At The Bristol Beacon waiting for Nick Offerman
This one is an artist impression of a footprint left by a yeti in the Himalayan mountains.
October 31, 2025 at 9:03 AM
This one is an artist impression of a footprint left by a yeti in the Himalayan mountains.
I’m off to see Nick Offerman in Bristol tonight. No idea what to expect. Stories and anecdotes, maybe some songs I suppose. Anyway, if any of my bristol pals are going and want to avoid me, I’ll be the overexcited middle aged bearded toddler with a smile wider than the Avon Bridge.
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 AM
I’m off to see Nick Offerman in Bristol tonight. No idea what to expect. Stories and anecdotes, maybe some songs I suppose. Anyway, if any of my bristol pals are going and want to avoid me, I’ll be the overexcited middle aged bearded toddler with a smile wider than the Avon Bridge.
This one is a recreation of that famous Nessie pic from years ago.
October 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This one is a recreation of that famous Nessie pic from years ago.
I’m watching Bambi: The Reckoning. Bambi sees his mum killed by hunters then grows up, finds a mate, has a kid, and ho are both killed by a truck. Bambi then drinks radioactive water, mutates into Hulk-Deer and GETS REVENGE ON HUMANS.
It’s so bad it’s ace.
It’s so bad it’s ace.
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’m watching Bambi: The Reckoning. Bambi sees his mum killed by hunters then grows up, finds a mate, has a kid, and ho are both killed by a truck. Bambi then drinks radioactive water, mutates into Hulk-Deer and GETS REVENGE ON HUMANS.
It’s so bad it’s ace.
It’s so bad it’s ace.
This one is Queen Victoria towards the end of her life sat on the throne in a big dress contemplating a cuppa.
October 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This one is Queen Victoria towards the end of her life sat on the throne in a big dress contemplating a cuppa.
Today’s coffee art is a polar bear’s bum crack.
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Today’s coffee art is a polar bear’s bum crack.
Been practicing my coffee art. This is a penguin that got hit by a snowmobile and covered in snow.
October 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Been practicing my coffee art. This is a penguin that got hit by a snowmobile and covered in snow.
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Can I do a shout out to find the old crew still missing? Could you reshare this if you knew me as L3GSV on Twitter to see if I can be found by any old friends here who don’t recognise me!?
October 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Can I do a shout out to find the old crew still missing? Could you reshare this if you knew me as L3GSV on Twitter to see if I can be found by any old friends here who don’t recognise me!?
Homemade nut roast. Absolute pain in the fucking arse to make but absolutely fucking delicious.
October 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Homemade nut roast. Absolute pain in the fucking arse to make but absolutely fucking delicious.
I’ve succumbed. Heating has gone on. I have as hoping as o make it to November but nay, complaints have been made and I’ve listened.
On for just an hour though, take the edge off.
On for just an hour though, take the edge off.
October 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I’ve succumbed. Heating has gone on. I have as hoping as o make it to November but nay, complaints have been made and I’ve listened.
On for just an hour though, take the edge off.
On for just an hour though, take the edge off.
How I got mondayed today:
7am walking to work in the rain. No people, no vehicles.
No people, no vehicles.
No people, no vehicles.
Gets to road crossing where I need to hurry across to get out of the rain…400,000,000,000 cars, trucks and vans turn up.
7am walking to work in the rain. No people, no vehicles.
No people, no vehicles.
No people, no vehicles.
Gets to road crossing where I need to hurry across to get out of the rain…400,000,000,000 cars, trucks and vans turn up.
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
How I got mondayed today:
7am walking to work in the rain. No people, no vehicles.
No people, no vehicles.
No people, no vehicles.
Gets to road crossing where I need to hurry across to get out of the rain…400,000,000,000 cars, trucks and vans turn up.
7am walking to work in the rain. No people, no vehicles.
No people, no vehicles.
No people, no vehicles.
Gets to road crossing where I need to hurry across to get out of the rain…400,000,000,000 cars, trucks and vans turn up.
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Delighted to hear that Gary Larson is drawing again. Digitally this time but you wouldn’t know it to look at them. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff
October 18, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Delighted to hear that Gary Larson is drawing again. Digitally this time but you wouldn’t know it to look at them. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff
Flu jab at 1100. I shall act my age and talk to the nurse about the old days of space hoppers, Tonka Toys, the outrage when Mars bars went up to 13p, AIDS government adverts and the spectre of a nuclear exchange with the Soviet Union.
October 18, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Flu jab at 1100. I shall act my age and talk to the nurse about the old days of space hoppers, Tonka Toys, the outrage when Mars bars went up to 13p, AIDS government adverts and the spectre of a nuclear exchange with the Soviet Union.
Question, when having a curry with rice, how do you have it? I like to mix the rice in to soak up the flavour but Mrs B has her rice “clean”.
October 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Question, when having a curry with rice, how do you have it? I like to mix the rice in to soak up the flavour but Mrs B has her rice “clean”.
Literary Fiction’s continuous snobbish need to look down its nose at historical fiction, sci fi, fantasy, thrillers, crime and all the other fiction genres and sub genres is why I will never knowingly buy or read literary fiction.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Literary Fiction’s continuous snobbish need to look down its nose at historical fiction, sci fi, fantasy, thrillers, crime and all the other fiction genres and sub genres is why I will never knowingly buy or read literary fiction.
Farts are merely ghosts of those things we have eaten.
The call of seagulls are the screams of dying mermaids.
Tears are the waterfalls of sorrow.
Jaffa cakes are biscuits.
The call of seagulls are the screams of dying mermaids.
Tears are the waterfalls of sorrow.
Jaffa cakes are biscuits.
October 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Farts are merely ghosts of those things we have eaten.
The call of seagulls are the screams of dying mermaids.
Tears are the waterfalls of sorrow.
Jaffa cakes are biscuits.
The call of seagulls are the screams of dying mermaids.
Tears are the waterfalls of sorrow.
Jaffa cakes are biscuits.
Also the intro to Peacemaker is the best telly intro ever made in the history of telly ever.
Ever.
Ever.
October 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Also the intro to Peacemaker is the best telly intro ever made in the history of telly ever.
Ever.
Ever.
Well friends, I just watched The Life of Chuck and it’s made me cry. Rare I’m moved by a movie like that. 5/5.
October 13, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Well friends, I just watched The Life of Chuck and it’s made me cry. Rare I’m moved by a movie like that. 5/5.
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*Asking* London tourists for their phones would 'kill' the phone theft industry 🥲
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
October 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
*Asking* London tourists for their phones would 'kill' the phone theft industry 🥲
I suppose she’s gonna show them a birthing video in reverse then while shouting “get back to where you came from”.
Kemi Badenoch says she will send people "back to where they came from"
October 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I suppose she’s gonna show them a birthing video in reverse then while shouting “get back to where you came from”.
Happy birthday to former thumb war 1997 runner up and owner of the 2nd largest collection of socks in the UK @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social who once told me she can sharpen a pencil in under TWENTY EIGHT SECONDS.
Remarkable human.
Remarkable human.
October 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Happy birthday to former thumb war 1997 runner up and owner of the 2nd largest collection of socks in the UK @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social who once told me she can sharpen a pencil in under TWENTY EIGHT SECONDS.
Remarkable human.
Remarkable human.