Neil Crump
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Also, two random passing bikers, young lads, stopped to actually move the bike, which was nice.
January 15, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Also, two random passing bikers, young lads, stopped to actually move the bike, which was nice.
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Or drive a car through her front door to run them over.
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Or drive a car through her front door to run them over.
The thing is... Internally with ICE, and facing the outside world with Greenland, Ukraine, etc... Does America *really* understand where the point of no return is?
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
January 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The thing is... Internally with ICE, and facing the outside world with Greenland, Ukraine, etc... Does America *really* understand where the point of no return is?
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Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
January 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...
"I particularly enjoyed all the steps, up and down the stupid French steps" is what I'm thinking here.
January 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
"I particularly enjoyed all the steps, up and down the stupid French steps" is what I'm thinking here.
It's... Worth thinking about carrying a first aid kit.
The police officer was really great & had all that stuff, waited an hour for the tow truck with me, then gave me a lift home.
The police officer was really great & had all that stuff, waited an hour for the tow truck with me, then gave me a lift home.
January 15, 2026 at 9:11 PM
It's... Worth thinking about carrying a first aid kit.
The police officer was really great & had all that stuff, waited an hour for the tow truck with me, then gave me a lift home.
The police officer was really great & had all that stuff, waited an hour for the tow truck with me, then gave me a lift home.
My French colleague was all "HEY I'VE ARRANGED A WALKING TOUR OF MARSEILLE FOR US" 😒
I spent most of it sitting down with a German colleague who just didn't want to do it, haha.
I spent most of it sitting down with a German colleague who just didn't want to do it, haha.
January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
My French colleague was all "HEY I'VE ARRANGED A WALKING TOUR OF MARSEILLE FOR US" 😒
I spent most of it sitting down with a German colleague who just didn't want to do it, haha.
I spent most of it sitting down with a German colleague who just didn't want to do it, haha.
Anyway Spag get a bike license it's great.
January 15, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Anyway Spag get a bike license it's great.
Just a bit of a scar now, no pain
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Just a bit of a scar now, no pain
Yeah, I blame B&Q.
January 15, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Yeah, I blame B&Q.
Like I say... Could've been MUCH worse, I'll take it.
The bike lowsided then flipped, but I was already sliding up the hill while it did its thing.
The bike lowsided then flipped, but I was already sliding up the hill while it did its thing.
January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Like I say... Could've been MUCH worse, I'll take it.
The bike lowsided then flipped, but I was already sliding up the hill while it did its thing.
The bike lowsided then flipped, but I was already sliding up the hill while it did its thing.
WHO WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF THE KNEE
January 15, 2026 at 8:55 PM
WHO WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF THE KNEE
It was yeah.
The timing was odd, had the accident on a Saturday, flew to France for work 7AM the next day for a week and when my knee healed I just sort of carried on.
(The motorbike jeans did their job taking the impact, but the seam split on one leg & dragged one knee along the road...)
The timing was odd, had the accident on a Saturday, flew to France for work 7AM the next day for a week and when my knee healed I just sort of carried on.
(The motorbike jeans did their job taking the impact, but the seam split on one leg & dragged one knee along the road...)
January 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
It was yeah.
The timing was odd, had the accident on a Saturday, flew to France for work 7AM the next day for a week and when my knee healed I just sort of carried on.
(The motorbike jeans did their job taking the impact, but the seam split on one leg & dragged one knee along the road...)
The timing was odd, had the accident on a Saturday, flew to France for work 7AM the next day for a week and when my knee healed I just sort of carried on.
(The motorbike jeans did their job taking the impact, but the seam split on one leg & dragged one knee along the road...)
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My friend's Dad doesn't know who Cookie Monster is and referred to him as COLD ELMO.
January 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
My friend's Dad doesn't know who Cookie Monster is and referred to him as COLD ELMO.
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This country will never recover its standing in the world until it LEARNS HOW TO CORRECTLY USE REFLEXIVE PRONOUNS.
January 15, 2026 at 8:45 PM
This country will never recover its standing in the world until it LEARNS HOW TO CORRECTLY USE REFLEXIVE PRONOUNS.
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Stephen being like
a man and a woman are dancing in a cemetery with a song that says do n't be suspicious
ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a cemetery with a song that says do n't be suspicious
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January 15, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Stephen being like
Anyone who says "yourself" on Traitors should be in the hat for a random murdering.
I don't mean in the game, but I guess that could work as well.
I don't mean in the game, but I guess that could work as well.
January 15, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Anyone who says "yourself" on Traitors should be in the hat for a random murdering.
I don't mean in the game, but I guess that could work as well.
I don't mean in the game, but I guess that could work as well.
Probably never one that heavy again though. Me and the police guy (who was like two cars behind at the time fortunately) couldn't lift it. Happy with my lighter Triumph (and its very good traction control 😒)
January 15, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Probably never one that heavy again though. Me and the police guy (who was like two cars behind at the time fortunately) couldn't lift it. Happy with my lighter Triumph (and its very good traction control 😒)
I'll see what I can do tomorrow.
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I'll see what I can do tomorrow.
err. May last year? Bit of gravel coming off a roundabout, up hill, outside B&Q. Probably wouldn't recommend. Nobody else involved though, so there's that.
January 15, 2026 at 8:30 PM
err. May last year? Bit of gravel coming off a roundabout, up hill, outside B&Q. Probably wouldn't recommend. Nobody else involved though, so there's that.
Oh, the never been killed ones, not the killing ones.
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Oh, the never been killed ones, not the killing ones.
I've got THOSE achievements in REAL LIFE.
two women sitting next to each other with the hashtag #schittscreek
ALT: two women sitting next to each other with the hashtag #schittscreek
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January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I've got THOSE achievements in REAL LIFE.
I'm glad they've upped the quality level of the haunted cabin tasks.
Wasn't keen on.. Was it the American one where they had "I'm a Celeb" style bugs and that was it?
Wasn't keen on.. Was it the American one where they had "I'm a Celeb" style bugs and that was it?
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I'm glad they've upped the quality level of the haunted cabin tasks.
Wasn't keen on.. Was it the American one where they had "I'm a Celeb" style bugs and that was it?
Wasn't keen on.. Was it the American one where they had "I'm a Celeb" style bugs and that was it?
We should totally book a haunted murdercabin in the woods for a Tweetup.
January 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM