In honor of the Pope Leo event at White Sox field in Chicago, we envisioned what a trailer for a Chris Farley Chicago Pope movie would have looked like. #DaPope #PopeLeo

Look, my dad hated it but I’m trying my best to be more understanding; love whatever you love, ya know? Just for God’s sake have some shame about it and don’t shove it down my kids throats. Keep it in the privacy of your own home and don’t identify publicly as an adult gamer.

Nothing will change their mind.

If you’re telling people things are so bad that there’s no time to talk about their hobbies and interests and little joys, it turns out you DO have time for a hobby: being an insufferable douche.

We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.

Was it someone from congress?

Lamar Jackson's ball placement and anticipation are so freaking good and every damn person who said he should change positions should have their license revoked.

Trying to use this more than Twitter. Finally deleted X off my phone. Can't have Elon that close to my data. My only problem with Bluesky is that all I see is soccer content. Gimme some more good ole murican pigskin!

Question for educators that specifically work in teaching US Government/History... how the hell are you coping with having to teach that the US is a democracy that holds free and fair elections while simultaneously Elon Musk is openly turning the gov. into an oligarchy? Good luck to you all.

This is a real team effort, fellow patriots. 🇺🇸

Joe Rogan comes out as genocide supporter

Someone had to do it 🤭

Grateful for parks, libraries, and places where anyone can go

Shoutout to @tonyland.bsky.social getting me on here before all you woke up and ran from Elon, it's pretty Nazi free here!

@motherofhounds.bsky.social welcome to the app that's not infiltrated by Nazis. We're glad to have you.

i could not FOR THE LIFE OF ME see why the jets thought a 40 yr old anti vaxxer was going to render a super bowl but goddamn am i grateful they did because this is fantastic entertainment

Aaron Rodgers is the kind of washed where I leave the clothes in the washer too long after the wash cycle ends and I’m not sure whether to rerun the washer or throw them in the drier even though there’s a distinct musty smell.