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i complain a lot
beesohmy twitter
just took the biggest L the train doors closed on me i was 3 seconds late and it left without me that was intentional im literally gonna beef with the go train
September 21, 2023 at 5:39 PM
every drink i buy from second cup makes me shit my intenstines out later
September 21, 2023 at 4:22 PM
@hellachip.bsky.social is a poopyhead
August 28, 2023 at 5:40 AM
i've been inactive recently, kinda dipped off social media for a bit bc of school, family stuff, other personal stuff, etc, but i have returned. am i new person? the same? idk but i do know that i have a WILD craving for cheese rn
August 27, 2023 at 4:10 AM
something tells me there's a man out front
the internet sucks now
August 11, 2023 at 2:49 PM
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no YOU live in a society, i live in a prison of my own making
August 9, 2023 at 3:42 AM
throwback to when i had a playing test in grade 9 music and i was so nervous that i blew too hard on the flute and simultaneously blew wind from my ass and farted and that fucker was AMPLIFIED by my chair and i was so embarrassed and almost cried. got a 100 tho
August 9, 2023 at 12:32 AM
i forgot threads lets you automatically follow everyone you follow on instagram and i forgot my threads account is public and my fucking MOM FOLLOWED ME i got so scared for a good 5 minutes
July 14, 2023 at 12:05 AM
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how the fuck are republicans getting on this app who invited u
July 12, 2023 at 4:54 PM
if i have covid again i'm gonna get freaky i mean get freaky i mean get my freak out i mean freak out
July 12, 2023 at 12:15 AM
i'm not funny enough to make an original post so i'm sharing my friends talking instead
July 11, 2023 at 9:06 PM
you can't piss in the jar without jarring the piss
July 11, 2023 at 9:03 PM
we need MORE twitter clones IMMEDIATELY
July 11, 2023 at 8:59 PM
i feel a sense of superiority for having gotten my invite code in early june
July 8, 2023 at 7:40 AM
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Every screenshot of Threads I've seen is basically

𝐇𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐳
who getting they ketch upped??
8,729 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴 · 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘺 𝘞𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘴 𝘍𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘰 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘉𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘊𝘰𝘴𝘣𝘺
July 6, 2023 at 8:23 PM
does anyone else's pee taste like hydrochloric acid????? asking for a friend
July 7, 2023 at 2:10 AM
i'm so out of touch with real life that i actually developed a personality and i don't know what this is supposed to mean for me
July 6, 2023 at 6:56 PM
threads is full of "normal" people and it scares me
Bluesky posters: weird little freaks (complimentary)

Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)
July 6, 2023 at 5:39 PM
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[joins an app made by the king of dogshit apps] i can’t believe this app is dogshit
July 6, 2023 at 4:05 AM
see i made a threads account but it just doesn't feel the same
July 6, 2023 at 11:52 AM
what if i woke up one morning and ate uranium glass and exploded
July 6, 2023 at 11:25 AM
no longer beating the wolf cut allegations
July 5, 2023 at 5:46 PM
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July 3, 2023 at 4:45 PM
beesohmy from twitta
July 4, 2023 at 12:13 PM