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Brian Morearty
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Not Sherlock Holmes’ arch-enemy.
I frequently think about the comedian who said the way you fall asleep is by pretending to sleep.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
🤣
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I was mad that Bad Bunny isn’t American (even though he is) so now I’m glad the NFL has this new Super Bowl-branded concert with Sting, who is American (even though he isn’t).
NFL announces Sting will headline Super Bowl-branded concert amid Bad Bunny controversy
An Englishman in San Francisco? Sting will headline a Super Bowl-branded concert two nights before the big game, with tickets for the event starting at $750 apiece.
ew.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Wonderful article by Steven Levy in Wired about why so many Silicon Valley tech bros support Trump. www.wired.com/story/silico...
I Thought I Knew Silicon Valley. I Was Wrong
Tech got what it wanted by electing Trump. A year later, it looks more like a suicide pact.
www.wired.com
September 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Trying to sell a rug on Craigslist & the only response I’ve gotten was a week ago from a scammer. At this point I’d give it to anyone who will haul it. Should I contact the scammer back and say yes I’ll take your $300? Let them think they’re scamming me even though we both know it’s worth nothing? 😅
September 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Well, he did it.

He got us to forget about the Epstein files.
September 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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No, you did not give those of us who happened to look like the people who bombed Pearl Harbor any due process. And that was profoundly wrong. It destroyed our lives.
August 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Note to Kristi Noem:

It is far better to be mocked in a cartoon for how you look than to be shoved into the back of a U-Haul and kidnapped for how you look.
August 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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ICE agents are harassing the courthouse volunteers who assist besieged immigrants
ICE agents are harassing the courthouse volunteers who assist besieged immigrants
"They want to be doing this with no witnesses."
www.motherjones.com
July 21, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Enough! This is exactly why ICE should be required to identify themselves.

If ICE looks like criminals and thugs, they should be regarded as such.

🚨 Yesterday, an L.A. man was arrested for impersonating a federal agent. Loaded gun, fake documents, cop gear and even blinking & blue on his car
June 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social Mark, what's your fifth-favorite thing to do?
June 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Why did they count a basket that didn’t go in????
May 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I said to my wife “why do they keep showing teeth?!”

This was TNT’s transition graphic. #warriors #timberwolves #nba
May 7, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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We decided to watch “School of Rock” last night because it has “Minecraft Steve in it” (I know…It is what it is) and I decided to google a bit and, yall, the little singer girl just got married to the big security guard boy /in real life/. She’s a OBGYN sonographer and he’s a music industry lawyer.
April 23, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Today I learned that for 1,100 years there was a DOGE of Venice. And their coats of arms looked like a bug.
April 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
April 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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BREAKING: An immigration court determined our client Mahmoud Khalil to be removable from the U.S. based solely on his political speech.

The fight isn't over — we'll keep fighting for Mahmoud's freedom and all of our First Amendment rights in federal court.
April 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Russia kidnaps Ukrainian children and gives them to Russians to erase their heritage and demoralize Ukraine. Over 20,000 so far. And the US just stopped helping track these kids and likely deleted the database of all the research. Pure evil, right maga?
March 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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MAJOR BREAKING: Governor JB Pritzker just revealed that during COVID, Donald Trump told him he would only send life saving equipment if he agreed to praise him on the Sunday talk shows.

Is Donald Trump evil or just completely fucking deranged?
March 18, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Can someone make a list of all executive orders and laws Trump has signed with an autopen? Seems relevant right now....
March 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Yes
March 1, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Next week if any of your friends say “oh, I’m looking for work,” you know they secretly worked for the FBI.
February 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Owen Wilson hanging upside down from a tree: MOM 🩷
January 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Did not know that.
Just FYI, administrative warrants (like the ones used by ICE) are not judicial warrants (used by cops, signed by a judge).

You do NOT legally have to open the door for an ICE officer with an administrative warrant *no matter what the ICE officer says.*
January 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM