TheBluNerd
@blunerd.bsky.social
Baltimore, MD 🏠
31, Gay, Blerd, Side/Bator, Growing powerlifter, Bull boi, Gaymer, FF14 modder. An unhealthy obsession with the color blue. Chubby bois are the best bois.
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Sometimes NSFW
No minors, no transphobia, no MAGAs.
31, Gay, Blerd, Side/Bator, Growing powerlifter, Bull boi, Gaymer, FF14 modder. An unhealthy obsession with the color blue. Chubby bois are the best bois.
🔷🔵🟦🐂💪🏾
Sometimes NSFW
No minors, no transphobia, no MAGAs.
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YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING
I finally got my nipples pierced....
It fucking HURTTTTT, but SOOO worth it 🥹
It fucking HURTTTTT, but SOOO worth it 🥹
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I finally got my nipples pierced....
It fucking HURTTTTT, but SOOO worth it 🥹
It fucking HURTTTTT, but SOOO worth it 🥹
Oh hey, didn't see ya there. 😏
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Oh hey, didn't see ya there. 😏
Make it a good day y'all 💙
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Make it a good day y'all 💙
Chest is chesting a bit today... Really could use a mouth on these nips 🥴
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Chest is chesting a bit today... Really could use a mouth on these nips 🥴
Do the buildings have shitty PNG textures? Yes. Do I also love having cute little dorky moments with my favorite Pokémon like this? Also yes.
People have fair criticisms about the game, but either way, I'm having a great time. 💙
#pokemon
People have fair criticisms about the game, but either way, I'm having a great time. 💙
#pokemon
November 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Do the buildings have shitty PNG textures? Yes. Do I also love having cute little dorky moments with my favorite Pokémon like this? Also yes.
People have fair criticisms about the game, but either way, I'm having a great time. 💙
#pokemon
People have fair criticisms about the game, but either way, I'm having a great time. 💙
#pokemon
An actual conversation that took place today:
"Are you excited for the cubicle trick or treating that everyone is going to be bringing their kids to tomorrow? I love seeing kiddos at the office!"
Me: "I'm using PTO tomorrow, I won't be here"
"Are you excited for the cubicle trick or treating that everyone is going to be bringing their kids to tomorrow? I love seeing kiddos at the office!"
Me: "I'm using PTO tomorrow, I won't be here"
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
An actual conversation that took place today:
"Are you excited for the cubicle trick or treating that everyone is going to be bringing their kids to tomorrow? I love seeing kiddos at the office!"
Me: "I'm using PTO tomorrow, I won't be here"
"Are you excited for the cubicle trick or treating that everyone is going to be bringing their kids to tomorrow? I love seeing kiddos at the office!"
Me: "I'm using PTO tomorrow, I won't be here"
This was so hilarious to do lololol. It always gags me that Pokemon in the battle zones can totally see you, but you still get to "sneak up on them" if the trainer doesn't see you.
...Even if the trainer is also right in front of you, lmao.
...Even if the trainer is also right in front of you, lmao.
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This was so hilarious to do lololol. It always gags me that Pokemon in the battle zones can totally see you, but you still get to "sneak up on them" if the trainer doesn't see you.
...Even if the trainer is also right in front of you, lmao.
...Even if the trainer is also right in front of you, lmao.
A friend was asking me about Pokémon ZA, and was like "Do the alpha Pokémon really come after the trainer??"
I recorded this to answer their question lmao.
I recorded this to answer their question lmao.
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
A friend was asking me about Pokémon ZA, and was like "Do the alpha Pokémon really come after the trainer??"
I recorded this to answer their question lmao.
I recorded this to answer their question lmao.
Horny in the work bathroom again... Can I uh ... borrow your mouth for a sec, bro? 🥴
October 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Horny in the work bathroom again... Can I uh ... borrow your mouth for a sec, bro? 🥴
"You're just saying your favorite pokémon is Absol because it's the first mega in the game"
Well, no lol. Absol has been my favorite pokémon since Pokémon Ruby. 🤍🖤 I was so thrilled to see it be the first mega encounter 💙💙💙💙💙
Well, no lol. Absol has been my favorite pokémon since Pokémon Ruby. 🤍🖤 I was so thrilled to see it be the first mega encounter 💙💙💙💙💙
October 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
"You're just saying your favorite pokémon is Absol because it's the first mega in the game"
Well, no lol. Absol has been my favorite pokémon since Pokémon Ruby. 🤍🖤 I was so thrilled to see it be the first mega encounter 💙💙💙💙💙
Well, no lol. Absol has been my favorite pokémon since Pokémon Ruby. 🤍🖤 I was so thrilled to see it be the first mega encounter 💙💙💙💙💙
Home from the gym. Someone come play with my nips 🥴
October 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Home from the gym. Someone come play with my nips 🥴
New gym, who dis? 💪🏾
September 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
New gym, who dis? 💪🏾
It's been real y'all. Being raptured away today ✌🏾🕊️
September 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It's been real y'all. Being raptured away today ✌🏾🕊️
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This is so true
September 14, 2025 at 11:08 PM
This is so true
So many people have asked me why I don't smile in most of my photos... It's honestly because I hate my smile lol. I feel like it distorts my face in such a weird way when I smile. Ehh.
September 17, 2025 at 1:15 PM
So many people have asked me why I don't smile in most of my photos... It's honestly because I hate my smile lol. I feel like it distorts my face in such a weird way when I smile. Ehh.
Make it a good day today. ✌🏾💙
September 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Make it a good day today. ✌🏾💙
I'm not celebrating his death, but I also don't think he deserves anyone's tears.
This man's entire existence was founded on homophobic, racist, transphobic, xenophobic, misogynistic, and fascist rhetoric. He didn't deserve respect when when he was alive, and he still doesn't deserve it now.
This man's entire existence was founded on homophobic, racist, transphobic, xenophobic, misogynistic, and fascist rhetoric. He didn't deserve respect when when he was alive, and he still doesn't deserve it now.
September 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I'm not celebrating his death, but I also don't think he deserves anyone's tears.
This man's entire existence was founded on homophobic, racist, transphobic, xenophobic, misogynistic, and fascist rhetoric. He didn't deserve respect when when he was alive, and he still doesn't deserve it now.
This man's entire existence was founded on homophobic, racist, transphobic, xenophobic, misogynistic, and fascist rhetoric. He didn't deserve respect when when he was alive, and he still doesn't deserve it now.
What flavor is your sona?
Blue Monster ice cream, of course. (I've had this, it's really good actually lol)
Blue Monster ice cream, of course. (I've had this, it's really good actually lol)
September 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
What flavor is your sona?
Blue Monster ice cream, of course. (I've had this, it's really good actually lol)
Blue Monster ice cream, of course. (I've had this, it's really good actually lol)
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Need this 🥰
September 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Need this 🥰