TheBluNerd
@blunerd.bsky.social
Baltimore, MD 🏠
31, Gay, Blerd, Side/Bator, Growing powerlifter, Bull boi, Gaymer, FF14 modder. An unhealthy obsession with the color blue. Chubby bois are the best bois.
🔷🔵🟦🐂💪🏾
Sometimes NSFW
No minors, no transphobia, no MAGAs.
31, Gay, Blerd, Side/Bator, Growing powerlifter, Bull boi, Gaymer, FF14 modder. An unhealthy obsession with the color blue. Chubby bois are the best bois.
🔷🔵🟦🐂💪🏾
Sometimes NSFW
No minors, no transphobia, no MAGAs.
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
Hey there, how are ya? 😌
February 13, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Hey there, how are ya? 😌
Don't forget to put a hat on, it's cold outside. 😌❄️
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Don't forget to put a hat on, it's cold outside. 😌❄️
All this snow is just making me wish I had someone snowed in here with me to suck my nipples and my dick..... 😞
January 26, 2026 at 2:03 PM
All this snow is just making me wish I had someone snowed in here with me to suck my nipples and my dick..... 😞
Don't mind me, just preparing to eat my super adult, very balanced and nutritious lunch I brought from home:
January 20, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Don't mind me, just preparing to eat my super adult, very balanced and nutritious lunch I brought from home:
A very amazing commission of my sona from @zombean.bsky.social 💙💙💙
December 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
A very amazing commission of my sona from @zombean.bsky.social 💙💙💙
"Who do you main in Mario Party?"
Well.... I- ....
Well.... I- ....
December 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
"Who do you main in Mario Party?"
Well.... I- ....
Well.... I- ....
December 21, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This holiday season has me really thinking about family a lot.
The only family I have left is my twin sister, and I cherish her so much. She's been such a rock in my life, and I couldn't imagine life without her.
Cherish the family you have. 💙
The only family I have left is my twin sister, and I cherish her so much. She's been such a rock in my life, and I couldn't imagine life without her.
Cherish the family you have. 💙
December 20, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This holiday season has me really thinking about family a lot.
The only family I have left is my twin sister, and I cherish her so much. She's been such a rock in my life, and I couldn't imagine life without her.
Cherish the family you have. 💙
The only family I have left is my twin sister, and I cherish her so much. She's been such a rock in my life, and I couldn't imagine life without her.
Cherish the family you have. 💙
I think it's really crazy that FFXIV, a game and modding community that has made itself known for love and acceptance, constantly has Discord servers that are littered with racism that goes unchecked and even enabled.
Y'all know who you are, and shame on you.
Y'all know who you are, and shame on you.
December 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I think it's really crazy that FFXIV, a game and modding community that has made itself known for love and acceptance, constantly has Discord servers that are littered with racism that goes unchecked and even enabled.
Y'all know who you are, and shame on you.
Y'all know who you are, and shame on you.
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As a Side, I will be unfollowing any of yall liking Side Shaming posts. Like imagine being tacky enough to openly make fun of other people’s sexual preferences on social media??? Grow up lmao
November 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As a Side, I will be unfollowing any of yall liking Side Shaming posts. Like imagine being tacky enough to openly make fun of other people’s sexual preferences on social media??? Grow up lmao
Didn't see ya there 😏
December 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Didn't see ya there 😏
Mary Sue OC lore is so incredibly obnoxious.
"So he was born with the power to destroy the universe, and if you look into his eyes, he'll instantly re-write reality, and then when he's in God mode, he-"
"So he was born with the power to destroy the universe, and if you look into his eyes, he'll instantly re-write reality, and then when he's in God mode, he-"
a woman wearing a blue coat and earrings is sitting on a couch .
ALT: a woman wearing a blue coat and earrings is sitting on a couch .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Mary Sue OC lore is so incredibly obnoxious.
"So he was born with the power to destroy the universe, and if you look into his eyes, he'll instantly re-write reality, and then when he's in God mode, he-"
"So he was born with the power to destroy the universe, and if you look into his eyes, he'll instantly re-write reality, and then when he's in God mode, he-"
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YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
YOU HAVE A LOT OF MOMENTS WAITING
I finally got my nipples pierced....
It fucking HURTTTTT, but SOOO worth it 🥹
It fucking HURTTTTT, but SOOO worth it 🥹
November 13, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I finally got my nipples pierced....
It fucking HURTTTTT, but SOOO worth it 🥹
It fucking HURTTTTT, but SOOO worth it 🥹
Oh hey, didn't see ya there. 😏
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Oh hey, didn't see ya there. 😏
Make it a good day y'all 💙
November 11, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Make it a good day y'all 💙
Chest is chesting a bit today... Really could use a mouth on these nips 🥴
November 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Chest is chesting a bit today... Really could use a mouth on these nips 🥴
Do the buildings have shitty PNG textures? Yes. Do I also love having cute little dorky moments with my favorite Pokémon like this? Also yes.
People have fair criticisms about the game, but either way, I'm having a great time. 💙
#pokemon
People have fair criticisms about the game, but either way, I'm having a great time. 💙
#pokemon
November 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Do the buildings have shitty PNG textures? Yes. Do I also love having cute little dorky moments with my favorite Pokémon like this? Also yes.
People have fair criticisms about the game, but either way, I'm having a great time. 💙
#pokemon
People have fair criticisms about the game, but either way, I'm having a great time. 💙
#pokemon
An actual conversation that took place today:
"Are you excited for the cubicle trick or treating that everyone is going to be bringing their kids to tomorrow? I love seeing kiddos at the office!"
Me: "I'm using PTO tomorrow, I won't be here"
"Are you excited for the cubicle trick or treating that everyone is going to be bringing their kids to tomorrow? I love seeing kiddos at the office!"
Me: "I'm using PTO tomorrow, I won't be here"
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
An actual conversation that took place today:
"Are you excited for the cubicle trick or treating that everyone is going to be bringing their kids to tomorrow? I love seeing kiddos at the office!"
Me: "I'm using PTO tomorrow, I won't be here"
"Are you excited for the cubicle trick or treating that everyone is going to be bringing their kids to tomorrow? I love seeing kiddos at the office!"
Me: "I'm using PTO tomorrow, I won't be here"
This was so hilarious to do lololol. It always gags me that Pokemon in the battle zones can totally see you, but you still get to "sneak up on them" if the trainer doesn't see you.
...Even if the trainer is also right in front of you, lmao.
...Even if the trainer is also right in front of you, lmao.
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This was so hilarious to do lololol. It always gags me that Pokemon in the battle zones can totally see you, but you still get to "sneak up on them" if the trainer doesn't see you.
...Even if the trainer is also right in front of you, lmao.
...Even if the trainer is also right in front of you, lmao.
A friend was asking me about Pokémon ZA, and was like "Do the alpha Pokémon really come after the trainer??"
I recorded this to answer their question lmao.
I recorded this to answer their question lmao.
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
A friend was asking me about Pokémon ZA, and was like "Do the alpha Pokémon really come after the trainer??"
I recorded this to answer their question lmao.
I recorded this to answer their question lmao.