TheBluNerd
@blunerd.bsky.social
Baltimore, MD 🏠
31, Gay, Blerd, Side/Bator, Growing powerlifter, Bull boi, Gaymer, FF14 modder. An unhealthy obsession with the color blue. Chubby bois are the best bois.
🔷🔵🟦🐂💪🏾
Sometimes NSFW
No minors, no transphobia, no MAGAs.
31, Gay, Blerd, Side/Bator, Growing powerlifter, Bull boi, Gaymer, FF14 modder. An unhealthy obsession with the color blue. Chubby bois are the best bois.
🔷🔵🟦🐂💪🏾
Sometimes NSFW
No minors, no transphobia, no MAGAs.
An actual conversation that took place today:
"Are you excited for the cubicle trick or treating that everyone is going to be bringing their kids to tomorrow? I love seeing kiddos at the office!"
Me: "I'm using PTO tomorrow, I won't be here"
"Are you excited for the cubicle trick or treating that everyone is going to be bringing their kids to tomorrow? I love seeing kiddos at the office!"
Me: "I'm using PTO tomorrow, I won't be here"
October 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
An actual conversation that took place today:
"Are you excited for the cubicle trick or treating that everyone is going to be bringing their kids to tomorrow? I love seeing kiddos at the office!"
Me: "I'm using PTO tomorrow, I won't be here"
"Are you excited for the cubicle trick or treating that everyone is going to be bringing their kids to tomorrow? I love seeing kiddos at the office!"
Me: "I'm using PTO tomorrow, I won't be here"
This was so hilarious to do lololol. It always gags me that Pokemon in the battle zones can totally see you, but you still get to "sneak up on them" if the trainer doesn't see you.
...Even if the trainer is also right in front of you, lmao.
...Even if the trainer is also right in front of you, lmao.
October 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
This was so hilarious to do lololol. It always gags me that Pokemon in the battle zones can totally see you, but you still get to "sneak up on them" if the trainer doesn't see you.
...Even if the trainer is also right in front of you, lmao.
...Even if the trainer is also right in front of you, lmao.
A friend was asking me about Pokémon ZA, and was like "Do the alpha Pokémon really come after the trainer??"
I recorded this to answer their question lmao.
I recorded this to answer their question lmao.
October 24, 2025 at 11:56 AM
A friend was asking me about Pokémon ZA, and was like "Do the alpha Pokémon really come after the trainer??"
I recorded this to answer their question lmao.
I recorded this to answer their question lmao.
Horny in the work bathroom again... Can I uh ... borrow your mouth for a sec, bro? 🥴
October 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Horny in the work bathroom again... Can I uh ... borrow your mouth for a sec, bro? 🥴
It's been real y'all. Being raptured away today ✌🏾🕊️
September 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It's been real y'all. Being raptured away today ✌🏾🕊️