Blue Heron Farm
@blueheronfarm.bsky.social
Antifa goat farm and beer garden in Field Store (Houston) Texas. We used to make cheese and trouble, but we no longer make cheese.
Buy stuff: https://blueheronfarmcajeta.com/
Buy stuff: https://blueheronfarmcajeta.com/
Eating a handful of vitamin d gummies because I just needed a little sweet treat
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Eating a handful of vitamin d gummies because I just needed a little sweet treat
At the risk of furthering the semi-regular discourse, y'all are waaay too bothered by people who use the term USians, which is just written shorthand for US Americans. Which, itself, is nothing to get so weird about. No one's making you use it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
At the risk of furthering the semi-regular discourse, y'all are waaay too bothered by people who use the term USians, which is just written shorthand for US Americans. Which, itself, is nothing to get so weird about. No one's making you use it.
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As promised, the dog calendar is now ready, too. So many cute dogs. You can flip through online for free.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As promised, the dog calendar is now ready, too. So many cute dogs. You can flip through online for free.
So I said, it sounds like he’s just feeding National Guardsmen to gunmen and then his daughter started crying.
Pete Hegseth says that President Trump has asked him to deploy an additional 500 National Guard members to DC. x.com/RapidRespons...
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
So I said, it sounds like he’s just feeding National Guardsmen to gunmen and then his daughter started crying.
I think I have grown as a person, because I'm not even interested in reading the third installment of the Double Z Club drama. 🕉️
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I think I have grown as a person, because I'm not even interested in reading the third installment of the Double Z Club drama. 🕉️
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I know if my family member was shot and killed because you wanted to drag the military on a civil rights violation tour to cities with black mayors you felt were too uppity, you would see me in court.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I know if my family member was shot and killed because you wanted to drag the military on a civil rights violation tour to cities with black mayors you felt were too uppity, you would see me in court.
She knows she looks good
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
She knows she looks good
Is this platform still massively against fascism or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Is this platform still massively against fascism or has it moved more towards acceptance?
This guy would have a better time here if we all just blocked him
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
This guy would have a better time here if we all just blocked him
Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, zucchini, hibiscus leaf, aloe vera, and pansy
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, zucchini, hibiscus leaf, aloe vera, and pansy
Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, zucchini, hibiscus leaf, aloe vera, and pansy
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, zucchini, hibiscus leaf, aloe vera, and pansy
Jesus Christ, these people
A prominent Texas Republican is running for Railroad Commission in order to fight the "Islamic invasion." He's vying for a seat vacated by a former commissioner, who is now running for Texas Comptroller on a vow to protect girls' sports.
The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
What Does the Railroad Commision Have to Do With “Radical Islam”? Everything, One Candidate Says
Tarrant County GOP chair Bo French, known for his incendiary online presence, recently tendered his resignation to seek a position on the regulatory body that oversees the oil-and-gas industry.
www.texasmonthly.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Jesus Christ, these people
I have accomplished a lot of things today, I deserve a nap.
*Put sweaters on the dogs
*Put sweaters on the dogs
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have accomplished a lot of things today, I deserve a nap.
*Put sweaters on the dogs
*Put sweaters on the dogs
Reading books is left coded. Smashing your dick with a hammer is right coded.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Reading books is left coded. Smashing your dick with a hammer is right coded.
We're wearing holiday sweaters today
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We're wearing holiday sweaters today
As promised, the dog calendar is now ready, too. So many cute dogs. You can flip through online for free.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As promised, the dog calendar is now ready, too. So many cute dogs. You can flip through online for free.
I heard I missed pie discourse. Pie is arguably the worst dessert. Except for this god-tier pie from Fluff Bake Bar in Houston.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I heard I missed pie discourse. Pie is arguably the worst dessert. Except for this god-tier pie from Fluff Bake Bar in Houston.
I remember when my nemesis decided she was going back to school to get an MFA so she could write a book in which I was the villain, and the money would be used to save her farm. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I remember when my nemesis decided she was going back to school to get an MFA so she could write a book in which I was the villain, and the money would be used to save her farm. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
After MUCH procrastinating, the 2026 calendar is finally here. I enabled the free preview in case you don't have $20 to spare this year. Will finish the Lefty/Foster Dogs one tomorrow. 🎁
Blue Heron Farm 2026
Spend an entire year with the goofballs at Blue Heron Farm. Sure, it's mostly goats, but you should see what they get up to.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
After MUCH procrastinating, the 2026 calendar is finally here. I enabled the free preview in case you don't have $20 to spare this year. Will finish the Lefty/Foster Dogs one tomorrow. 🎁
$1000 per person? What the fuck are y'all doing for Thanksgiving???
The Trump sticker shock at Thanksgiving this year is real. Everything—from turkey to airline fares—has become more expensive.
This is set to be the most expensive Thanksgiving in history, costing the average American $1,000.
This is set to be the most expensive Thanksgiving in history, costing the average American $1,000.
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
$1000 per person? What the fuck are y'all doing for Thanksgiving???
I think the grass, beef was supposed to be grass fed beef and 'to allow the smoothies' was meant to be tallow smoothies. And I really, really hate that I understand this.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I think the grass, beef was supposed to be grass fed beef and 'to allow the smoothies' was meant to be tallow smoothies. And I really, really hate that I understand this.
Google memories just teed up this video of Grodney and Broseph's freedom ride, six years ago. 🥹
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Google memories just teed up this video of Grodney and Broseph's freedom ride, six years ago. 🥹
grok, is my cat doing yoga?
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
grok, is my cat doing yoga?
Psst. This is for the follow-back blue no matter who crowd, if you are polled you don't have to say you like these guys. Approval ratings are not the same as votes. And these guys really suck as leaders.
Net favorability rating
All voters
Hakeem Jeffries -16
Chuck Schumer -31
Among Democrats
Hakeem Jeffries +30
Chuck Schumer +12
All voters
Hakeem Jeffries -16
Chuck Schumer -31
Among Democrats
Hakeem Jeffries +30
Chuck Schumer +12
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Psst. This is for the follow-back blue no matter who crowd, if you are polled you don't have to say you like these guys. Approval ratings are not the same as votes. And these guys really suck as leaders.