Bird
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The bird is the word, Expert on all things
Ramblin bout Canucks, Whitecaps, Hotspur, sports, and life
Chronically ill cause lost the LC lottery and ended up with CFS/ME
TYLER MYERS STAN ACCOUNT
Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did
A very wise bird
Ramblin bout Canucks, Whitecaps, Hotspur, sports, and life
Chronically ill cause lost the LC lottery and ended up with CFS/ME
TYLER MYERS STAN ACCOUNT
Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did
A very wise bird
I fucking hate Kane but if the roles are reversed Kane gets a penalty there and the fact the was no call is bullshit
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I fucking hate Kane but if the roles are reversed Kane gets a penalty there and the fact the was no call is bullshit
On a scale of 1 to 10 how drunk did Jack Hughes have to be to cut himself while at a team dinner.
Bird says 11
Bird says 11
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is wearing a skeleton tank top .
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the woman is wearing a skeleton tank top .
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November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
On a scale of 1 to 10 how drunk did Jack Hughes have to be to cut himself while at a team dinner.
Bird says 11
Bird says 11
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It's amazing how many people who know ball have been spectacularly wrong about who the American League MVP is.
Here's a hint: it's the dude who had a season that has never been done before, and not the dude who just had the third best season of his own career.
Here's a hint: it's the dude who had a season that has never been done before, and not the dude who just had the third best season of his own career.
November 14, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It's amazing how many people who know ball have been spectacularly wrong about who the American League MVP is.
Here's a hint: it's the dude who had a season that has never been done before, and not the dude who just had the third best season of his own career.
Here's a hint: it's the dude who had a season that has never been done before, and not the dude who just had the third best season of his own career.
Jessie Marsch once again needs to show some poise. Its ok to be passionate but you cant be chirping with opposition players
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Jessie Marsch once again needs to show some poise. Its ok to be passionate but you cant be chirping with opposition players
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A weasel walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says "wow! I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you to drink?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
The bartender says "wow! I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you to drink?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
A weasel walks into a bar and sits down.
The bartender says "wow! I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you to drink?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
The bartender says "wow! I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you to drink?"
"Pop," goes the weasel.
Marsch needs to show some poise here. The call was shit but if he has a tantrum the team will be negatively affected by it
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Marsch needs to show some poise here. The call was shit but if he has a tantrum the team will be negatively affected by it
If its not a friendly and there’s review that wouldnt be a red. Stupid challenge but nowhere near the neck where the guy sold it.
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
If its not a friendly and there’s review that wouldnt be a red. Stupid challenge but nowhere near the neck where the guy sold it.
Pretty soon Black Friday Sales are going to start before halloween
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Pretty soon Black Friday Sales are going to start before halloween
Bird’s plan for the Canucks. Listen on everyone over 23. Hughes looks miserable already so I’m assuming he walks. If they can somehow convince FA to rebuild I think they can do it reasonably fast and be on the upswing after three high drafts. So yr 4 they should be where CHI, ANA, MTL, are now…..
November 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Bird’s plan for the Canucks. Listen on everyone over 23. Hughes looks miserable already so I’m assuming he walks. If they can somehow convince FA to rebuild I think they can do it reasonably fast and be on the upswing after three high drafts. So yr 4 they should be where CHI, ANA, MTL, are now…..
Jim Benning 2.0
#Canucks
Recap of Patrik Allvin's interview on HNIC's After Hours.
Sorry for being a couple days late.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSHR...
Recap of Patrik Allvin's interview on HNIC's After Hours.
Sorry for being a couple days late.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSHR...
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Jim Benning 2.0
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I read Rick Westhead’s new book on toxic culture inside junior hockey. I urge you to read it too.
theprovince.com/sports/hocke...
theprovince.com/sports/hocke...
Rick Westhead's new book, We Breed Lions, has an important message for hockey
We Breed Lions is grim and essential reading. It details the reality of the worst of hockey's broken culture, while offering a path forward.
theprovince.com
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I read Rick Westhead’s new book on toxic culture inside junior hockey. I urge you to read it too.
theprovince.com/sports/hocke...
theprovince.com/sports/hocke...
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maybe the most brutal strikeout in baseball history
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
maybe the most brutal strikeout in baseball history
8 or so hrs late but
Liverpool completed dominated Real Madrid today. A clinic on how to play without the ball, only gave up a couple half chances. If they can channel this effort consistently they’ll repeat as league champs
Liverpool completed dominated Real Madrid today. A clinic on how to play without the ball, only gave up a couple half chances. If they can channel this effort consistently they’ll repeat as league champs
November 5, 2025 at 4:14 AM
8 or so hrs late but
Liverpool completed dominated Real Madrid today. A clinic on how to play without the ball, only gave up a couple half chances. If they can channel this effort consistently they’ll repeat as league champs
Liverpool completed dominated Real Madrid today. A clinic on how to play without the ball, only gave up a couple half chances. If they can channel this effort consistently they’ll repeat as league champs
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With the polls closed, Zohran Mamdani unveils his “100 Mosques in 100 Days” plan.
November 5, 2025 at 1:22 AM
With the polls closed, Zohran Mamdani unveils his “100 Mosques in 100 Days” plan.
Kane scored, here’s a site with resources to help break the cycle of domestic abuse
endingviolence.org
endingviolence.org
Home - Ending Violence BC
Ending Violence BC develops and delivers training and provides a wide range of resources related to sexual and domestic violence, child abuse and criminal harassment.
endingviolence.org
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Kane scored, here’s a site with resources to help break the cycle of domestic abuse
endingviolence.org
endingviolence.org
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Disappointing they didnt win, especially with all their stranded runners, however….
Mad Max, pitching for the World Series, in his last start of a Hall of Fame career. The stuff of legends
Mad Max, pitching for the World Series, in his last start of a Hall of Fame career. The stuff of legends
November 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Disappointing they didnt win, especially with all their stranded runners, however….
Mad Max, pitching for the World Series, in his last start of a Hall of Fame career. The stuff of legends
Mad Max, pitching for the World Series, in his last start of a Hall of Fame career. The stuff of legends
They had the tying run on multiple times, couldn’t get it down.
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
They had the tying run on multiple times, couldn’t get it down.
Fuck for a third time
Not sure my heart can handle tomorrow
Not sure my heart can handle tomorrow
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Fuck for a third time
Not sure my heart can handle tomorrow
Not sure my heart can handle tomorrow
I’ve never asked for anything. Im asking for this.
* I know you’re not real but I figure it can’t hurt.
* I know you’re not real but I figure it can’t hurt.
a man is praying with his hands folded and the words dear sweet baby jesus praying !!!
ALT: a man is praying with his hands folded and the words dear sweet baby jesus praying !!!
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November 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I’ve never asked for anything. Im asking for this.
* I know you’re not real but I figure it can’t hurt.
* I know you’re not real but I figure it can’t hurt.
Not saying just saying. Down 2, bottom 9, order starting at 6. This is shaping up for a walk-off Springer Dinger
November 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Not saying just saying. Down 2, bottom 9, order starting at 6. This is shaping up for a walk-off Springer Dinger
1/7 with runners in scoring position is the story of this game. They’ve had their chances, so far they haven’t been able to deliver
November 1, 2025 at 2:53 AM
1/7 with runners in scoring position is the story of this game. They’ve had their chances, so far they haven’t been able to deliver