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Bird
@blueheron.bsky.social
The bird is the word, Expert on all things

Ramblin bout Canucks, Whitecaps, Hotspur, sports, and life

Chronically ill cause lost the LC lottery and ended up with CFS/ME

TYLER MYERS STAN ACCOUNT

Lying in bed, just like Brian Wilson did

A very wise bird
Another great read. Bird will be posting this every time DeBrusk scores
November 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Im just sitting here stressed the fuck out while I pop my monster ears
November 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Im so stressed out by this game. Just sitting on my couch nervously flexing my monster ears and eating candy since we wont really get any kids.
November 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Seriously. How the fuck is that not a strike. Garbage
October 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
MA, MA

THE MEATLOAF!
October 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
1 ticket in the nosebleeds is basically $200. I for one am shocked that theres seats available when the seats are so reasonably priced

For comparison one seat for my caps season tix was $450

A shitty on ice product combined with stupid expensive prices is a great way to fill a stadium
October 24, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This was Bird’s 1st yr with season tix to the Whitecaps. They called in the summer to see how we liked it I talked about how special it has been for Jr. As a thanks they brought him pitchside for the last 20min of the game last night. Tough result but it was an experience we will remember forever
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This is the way. Bird is useless with the photoshop machine so here’s a pic of the island
October 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 AM
October 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
One picture says it all
October 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I know its early and I know City has played one fewer game but Sunderland is ahead of them in table.

Hang this in the Louvre
October 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
September 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
September 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Reminds me of this bad boy I met once
September 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
This guy was at my oldest’s soccer practice today. The caps should sign him because he’s a best in the defensive third
September 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
What is this tasty looking one
September 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
You don’t need to kill the fish, you can catch and release. Bird fishes to relax. Fishing is really relaxing
September 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
It’s being reported that she is now on a flight to NY to take this ball from another kid.
September 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
It’s not clear if it’s your nut or theirs but either way the party is in west van.
September 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Soft by the standard of top leagues but by the MLS standard this is a penalty. There was a similar call against them earlier in the year
August 24, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Heres a better angle still soft, imo, but by the letter of the law that a trip and since its in the box its a pen.
August 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Hands up who had the Jays sitting atop the AL East in early July. I thought they would be out of it by July
July 4, 2025 at 2:46 AM