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i am once again saying if you are Not Fat and you call yourself fat (UNLESS you are talking about a prior period when you were actually fat) i am going to fucking eat you. not being stick thin doesn't mean being fat
December 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
i am once again saying if you are Not Fat and you call yourself fat (UNLESS you are talking about a prior period when you were actually fat) i am going to fucking eat you. not being stick thin doesn't mean being fat
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churu chomps
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 PM
churu chomps
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Having a snowstorm on small biz Saturday is really gonna fuck our holiday szn, please consider buying a book for a gift (ppl in the USA) to help keep this queer little bookstore scooting along.
we are supposed to get 1 trillion inches of snow this wknd -- please enjoy a 15% off coupon code STAYCOZY at roomofonesown.com to encourage you to stay home and browse our website (and brand new holiday cat-alogggg) from the comfort and safety of home! roomofonesown.com/catalog/2025...
November 29, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Having a snowstorm on small biz Saturday is really gonna fuck our holiday szn, please consider buying a book for a gift (ppl in the USA) to help keep this queer little bookstore scooting along.
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Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Black Friday reminder - that product with a great price being sold by a company with a name that's just a bunch of random letters may end up on our website someday because it explodes.
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Every year around this time, I ask folks to consider doing something in support of Native people. This year, please join me in supporting the Native Organizers Alliance as they build grassroots power, defend Native voting rights, and equip our people for collective struggle through skill-building.
Donate - Native Organizers Alliance
Supporting organizing and advocacy initiatives for Indigenous justice.
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November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Every year around this time, I ask folks to consider doing something in support of Native people. This year, please join me in supporting the Native Organizers Alliance as they build grassroots power, defend Native voting rights, and equip our people for collective struggle through skill-building.
played through to the harvest festival so naturally i am thinking about avery being nervous about asking march to dance to the point of nausea before, during, and after said dance
November 28, 2025 at 4:39 AM
played through to the harvest festival so naturally i am thinking about avery being nervous about asking march to dance to the point of nausea before, during, and after said dance
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
i have had one (1) drink again and that drink was 1/5th (at most) apple wine and 4/5th spiced cranberry apple cider (not alcoholic)
November 27, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i have had one (1) drink again and that drink was 1/5th (at most) apple wine and 4/5th spiced cranberry apple cider (not alcoholic)
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![Comic. Panels up to the 10-year point are grayed out. New panels since the Ten Years comic, which chronicles the first ten years of PERSON 1's journey with cancer: (1) [two people in bed] PERSON 1 (woman): One more chapter? PERSON 2 (man): Don’t we both have to get up early? PERSON 1: Nnnnnggggh PERSON 2: Sure, good point. (2) [many people wearing masks, walking while looking at graphs on their phones] (3) [birds landing on people] PERSON 2 in beanie and scarf: Hah! They like *my* seeds best. PERSON 1 in scarf holding phone with a bird sitting on it: Wait, how do I take a picture of this one? (4) [two people rowing boats with tree landscape] (5) [Person 1 carries overflowing stack of things to Person 2 in bed] PERSON 1: I brought you honey lemon tea, more pillows, a cinnamon roll, Tylenol, another blanket, a– PERSON 2: It was just Appendicitis, I’m really– PERSON 1: *It is my turn to take care of you and I am going to do it right!* (6) [Two people in car] (7) [still in car) PERSON 1: Oh my god. PERSON 2: Oh my god. (8) [car driving] PERSON 1: Pull over! PERSON 2: I am! (9) [both people get out of car] (10) [Large colored panel of aurora borealis over water with both people looking on] (11) [Person 1 sits against tree while Person 2 lies on the ground] PERSON 1: Fifteen years. No sign of the cancer. (12) I *am* having some weird symptoms. Joint pain. Fatigue. I think I’m losing my close-up vision. PERSON 2: Yeah. Me too. (13) PERSON 2: I think we’re getting old. (14) PERSON 1: I guess that’s okay. PERSON 2: It’s all I wanted.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreihwhjblp5lyiwp63ouar7ocfea7evmckytoeo7rkfuoo4gw5rnrra@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
how it started vs how its going! 3 years ago today, fish dad and i got the best black friday deal of all
oh yeah the snow cleared up/got much lighter earlier than expected so i left in the early afternoon which was lucky cause there was a freeze warning not long after. guess we'll see what happens on saturday though
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
oh yeah the snow cleared up/got much lighter earlier than expected so i left in the early afternoon which was lucky cause there was a freeze warning not long after. guess we'll see what happens on saturday though
ahhhhhhhh i really hope the weather gets better tomorrow bc right now my choices are a. drive late morning/early afternoon with high winds + blowing snow, b. drive after sunset in maybe better conditions (still windy, not actively snowing), or c. get up early and try to make it to thanksgiving lunch
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
ahhhhhhhh i really hope the weather gets better tomorrow bc right now my choices are a. drive late morning/early afternoon with high winds + blowing snow, b. drive after sunset in maybe better conditions (still windy, not actively snowing), or c. get up early and try to make it to thanksgiving lunch
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the unrepentant worm who has failed to finish shitting and dragged his shit-filled butt across the floor TWICE this week
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
the unrepentant worm who has failed to finish shitting and dragged his shit-filled butt across the floor TWICE this week
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hanging out with mr fish
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
hanging out with mr fish
everyone please clap it is now lunch time and i only checked my phone to change podcast episodes and one (1) time i scrolled through the comments on an episode that were all positive
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
everyone please clap it is now lunch time and i only checked my phone to change podcast episodes and one (1) time i scrolled through the comments on an episode that were all positive
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Mastercard is bleeding, get in there. Make some calls. Get some cool family members in on it over thanksgiving
The lines are getting clogged from calls and Mastercard is feeling very pressured, they're looking into how to act in response. They're collecting information on callers to have a better understanding of who is calling in re the censorship issue
November 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Mastercard is bleeding, get in there. Make some calls. Get some cool family members in on it over thanksgiving
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November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
STIMULANTS OBTAINED
November 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
STIMULANTS OBTAINED
how did my upcoming work conference make the concept of networking even worse
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
how did my upcoming work conference make the concept of networking even worse
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Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
November 30, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Oh, so when some rando publishes Wizard of Oz fanfic it becomes a musical and a movie, but when I write Sonic/Luigi mpreg slash, I get banned from the Taco Bell forums. Make it make sense
almost time for me to go apeshit over march's shooting star festival for. the fourth time now
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
almost time for me to go apeshit over march's shooting star festival for. the fourth time now
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Decided to make a redraw for the second one
Maybe I’ll do the first one as well 👀 (I’ve since learned that its hucow and not a cowboy lol)
Maybe I’ll do the first one as well 👀 (I’ve since learned that its hucow and not a cowboy lol)
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Decided to make a redraw for the second one
Maybe I’ll do the first one as well 👀 (I’ve since learned that its hucow and not a cowboy lol)
Maybe I’ll do the first one as well 👀 (I’ve since learned that its hucow and not a cowboy lol)