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they/he | 24 | unwell abt men twice my age (+ the occasional pretty boy) | icon by gabbydarienzo on twt | 🔞 | my fics https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qa5kzvpdokdwmrdf2x7yek3n/feed/aaaorg3z2y7ma
that fish with arms wearing a sweater is to celebrate The Lord
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
that fish with arms wearing a sweater is to celebrate The Lord
the unrepentant worm who has failed to finish shitting and dragged his shit-filled butt across the floor TWICE this week
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
the unrepentant worm who has failed to finish shitting and dragged his shit-filled butt across the floor TWICE this week
how did my upcoming work conference make the concept of networking even worse
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
how did my upcoming work conference make the concept of networking even worse
ok anyway. the face of a man who still doesn't get daylight savings time
November 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
ok anyway. the face of a man who still doesn't get daylight savings time
9 entire days into my new save and with no animals on my farm, reina's managed to make her twice baked rations. good for her!
November 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
9 entire days into my new save and with no animals on my farm, reina's managed to make her twice baked rations. good for her!
can't make this shit up man
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
can't make this shit up man
so we're just not even doing deals anymore huh. what money would i even save on this. it's not even fucking ad free
October 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
so we're just not even doing deals anymore huh. what money would i even save on this. it's not even fucking ad free
everyone look at the glass pumpkin i bought
October 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
everyone look at the glass pumpkin i bought
all in a good four hours' work...
September 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
all in a good four hours' work...
how the FUCK am i supposed to get this thread through this skinny ass needle eye, it's barely bigger than the thickness of my nail
September 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
how the FUCK am i supposed to get this thread through this skinny ass needle eye, it's barely bigger than the thickness of my nail
💙 have a thos feratu
September 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
💙 have a thos feratu
they'll make bots to do anything these days
September 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
they'll make bots to do anything these days
anyway. must be nice knowing someone has a crush on you :) not that i would know that feeling :) because i'm terrible at social cues and also ugly and a bad person so no one in their right mind would have a crush on me :) but good for you i guess :)
September 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
anyway. must be nice knowing someone has a crush on you :) not that i would know that feeling :) because i'm terrible at social cues and also ugly and a bad person so no one in their right mind would have a crush on me :) but good for you i guess :)
also. found a little guy in the parking lot :)
August 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
also. found a little guy in the parking lot :)
this IS my beautiful wife
August 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
this IS my beautiful wife
i'm still not a fan of tax but i do like the insane question premises the study software is giving me
August 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
i'm still not a fan of tax but i do like the insane question premises the study software is giving me
god is mad at the twin cities metropolitan area
August 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
god is mad at the twin cities metropolitan area
this is not my beautiful wife
August 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
this is not my beautiful wife
lies down on th floor and dies
August 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
lies down on th floor and dies
finally updated this with @schestokryl.bsky.social's art of them :3 (+ a few gift changes)
July 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
finally updated this with @schestokryl.bsky.social's art of them :3 (+ a few gift changes)