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Joy as an act of resistance.
Denver, CO.
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Old posts periodically deleted for timeline cleanliness.
Here for the humor, sports, tech, conversation, and zeitgeist.
Joy as an act of resistance.
Denver, CO.
Also available on https://ohai.social/@blowndiodes.
Old posts periodically deleted for timeline cleanliness.
… in the testicles.
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
… in the testicles.
“A stack of weird rocks in human clothing—sorry, I mean RFK Jr. …”
a black and white photo of a coffin in the dirt with the words death written above it
ALT: a black and white photo of a coffin in the dirt with the words death written above it
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“A stack of weird rocks in human clothing—sorry, I mean RFK Jr. …”
Reporting to moderation as a thirst trap.
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Reporting to moderation as a thirst trap.
Much better than a mugshot.
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Much better than a mugshot.
Twitter Conservatives finding out all the hot MAGA mom accounts they've been gooning to are actually run by men in developing nations
November 24, 2025 at 5:01 AM
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I cannot understand why NFL teams keep trying their hand at Chip Kelly.
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I cannot understand why NFL teams keep trying their hand at Chip Kelly.
Those shirts look like a beer logo.
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Those shirts look like a beer logo.
Did I just watch McCarthy get strip-sacked while still managing a spiral and interception?
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Did I just watch McCarthy get strip-sacked while still managing a spiral and interception?
You think they'd have given everyone advanced warning to pay up. No point in some of those accounts paying now.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
You think they'd have given everyone advanced warning to pay up. No point in some of those accounts paying now.