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Here for the humor, sports, tech, conversation, and zeitgeist.

Joy as an act of resistance.

Denver, CO.

Also available on https://ohai.social/@blowndiodes.

Old posts periodically deleted for timeline cleanliness.
Amateur booped by pink gloves
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
December 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
After the 2016 results, my girlfriend and I drove around the neighborhood in the dark, stunned, sickened, deeply saddened. We couldn't bare to sit around at home or attempt to sleep. I couldn't function for days, especially at work. A POS conservative I worked with joked, "Show me where it hurts."
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
That’s a homemade ladder propped up against the tree, bolstered by 2x4s, rocks, and ratchet straps. A functional mess.
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Just recalled this April ‘22 high wind event. Heard a scraping noise near the back door after dark. Looked outside and found one of our 20yo aspens scraping up against our neighbors’ gutters. All hands on deck moment to use anything available to prevent them from taking out their roof.
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Denver council rejects airport lease for ICE contractor Key Lime Air

coloradosun.com/2025/12/16/d...
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
My uDisc replay numbers are pretty soft this year, but this was a nice bright spot.

#DiscGolf
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
December 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My reaction after watching it again with the sound on.
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
There’s not enough fun being made of fragrance commercials.
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Apple voicemail really nailing it.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Yep.
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 AM
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
So strange that bond of love
For the people you don't meet
Sometimes the weight gets heavy
And it rolls upon your back
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Solid.
November 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
November 19, 2025 at 6:59 PM
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
🤷‍♂️
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 AM