Derek 🗽
@blowndiodes.bsky.social
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Here for the humor, sports, tech, conversation, and zeitgeist.
Joy as an act of resistance.
Denver, CO.
Also available on https://ohai.social/@blowndiodes.
Old posts periodically deleted for timeline cleanliness.
Here for the humor, sports, tech, conversation, and zeitgeist.
Joy as an act of resistance.
Denver, CO.
Also available on https://ohai.social/@blowndiodes.
Old posts periodically deleted for timeline cleanliness.
Amateur booped by pink gloves
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Amateur booped by pink gloves
After the 2016 results, my girlfriend and I drove around the neighborhood in the dark, stunned, sickened, deeply saddened. We couldn't bare to sit around at home or attempt to sleep. I couldn't function for days, especially at work. A POS conservative I worked with joked, "Show me where it hurts."
December 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
After the 2016 results, my girlfriend and I drove around the neighborhood in the dark, stunned, sickened, deeply saddened. We couldn't bare to sit around at home or attempt to sleep. I couldn't function for days, especially at work. A POS conservative I worked with joked, "Show me where it hurts."
That’s a homemade ladder propped up against the tree, bolstered by 2x4s, rocks, and ratchet straps. A functional mess.
December 18, 2025 at 4:15 AM
That’s a homemade ladder propped up against the tree, bolstered by 2x4s, rocks, and ratchet straps. A functional mess.
Just recalled this April ‘22 high wind event. Heard a scraping noise near the back door after dark. Looked outside and found one of our 20yo aspens scraping up against our neighbors’ gutters. All hands on deck moment to use anything available to prevent them from taking out their roof.
December 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Just recalled this April ‘22 high wind event. Heard a scraping noise near the back door after dark. Looked outside and found one of our 20yo aspens scraping up against our neighbors’ gutters. All hands on deck moment to use anything available to prevent them from taking out their roof.
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 PM
December 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
My reaction after watching it again with the sound on.
December 8, 2025 at 3:12 AM
My reaction after watching it again with the sound on.
There’s not enough fun being made of fragrance commercials.
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
There’s not enough fun being made of fragrance commercials.
Apple voicemail really nailing it.
November 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Apple voicemail really nailing it.
So strange that bond of love
For the people you don't meet
Sometimes the weight gets heavy
And it rolls upon your back
For the people you don't meet
Sometimes the weight gets heavy
And it rolls upon your back
November 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
So strange that bond of love
For the people you don't meet
Sometimes the weight gets heavy
And it rolls upon your back
For the people you don't meet
Sometimes the weight gets heavy
And it rolls upon your back
