✰modern idiot☽
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she/her 🩷💜💙 mostly just whining 🖤 married bitch and mother 💞
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I want to participate in all the TS discussion but I must preface that I am New in Town!! TTPD was my first album drop as a Swiftie so please be patient with me since you all, especially my bestie, have like a phd in Swiftology 😅
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this feels relevant
October 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
this feels relevant
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“Oh my god. It’s her dream, diving into a big pile of girls.” -Regina George
October 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
“Oh my god. It’s her dream, diving into a big pile of girls.” -Regina George
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have a couple kids, got the whole block lookin like…you
October 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
have a couple kids, got the whole block lookin like…you
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If one more person tries to tell me The Fate of Ophelia is about a man they’re going to CATCH THESE HANDS
October 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
If one more person tries to tell me The Fate of Ophelia is about a man they’re going to CATCH THESE HANDS
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the fate of ophelia is not abt travis like can we pls stop centering men in literally everything women do, swifties & haters alike are making me sick to my stomach tbh
October 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM
the fate of ophelia is not abt travis like can we pls stop centering men in literally everything women do, swifties & haters alike are making me sick to my stomach tbh
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This album is pure satire. Camp to the max. She is giving the fans (represented by the HAIM sisters) exactly what they want—the talk about the ring, the talk about the title (of wife), the dick…
I think she’s making a mockery of her image— “You knew what you wanted, and boy you got her”
I think she’s making a mockery of her image— “You knew what you wanted, and boy you got her”
October 3, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This album is pure satire. Camp to the max. She is giving the fans (represented by the HAIM sisters) exactly what they want—the talk about the ring, the talk about the title (of wife), the dick…
I think she’s making a mockery of her image— “You knew what you wanted, and boy you got her”
I think she’s making a mockery of her image— “You knew what you wanted, and boy you got her”
I feel like these lyrics are super surface level on purpose. It’s for all the fans that view her as showgirl, they want her to be a certain way, so she’s giving them what they want, silly little pop songs that they won’t read any further into other than assuming it about Travis
October 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I feel like these lyrics are super surface level on purpose. It’s for all the fans that view her as showgirl, they want her to be a certain way, so she’s giving them what they want, silly little pop songs that they won’t read any further into other than assuming it about Travis
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I’m cackling. 🤣 ok yea honestly obsessed with this album now for the social experiment of it all 💀
October 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I’m cackling. 🤣 ok yea honestly obsessed with this album now for the social experiment of it all 💀
I want to participate in all the TS discussion but I must preface that I am New in Town!! TTPD was my first album drop as a Swiftie so please be patient with me since you all, especially my bestie, have like a phd in Swiftology 😅
October 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I want to participate in all the TS discussion but I must preface that I am New in Town!! TTPD was my first album drop as a Swiftie so please be patient with me since you all, especially my bestie, have like a phd in Swiftology 😅
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marked safe from being straight and raptured ✅
September 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
marked safe from being straight and raptured ✅
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I had 6 people fully unfriended from FB today for simply saying I don’t condone violence but he was not a good person.
1 of them was an in-law and 2 were longtime family friends.
I’m so tired. I’m just gonna stay here for awhile where the only people that know me are my bestie and my wife.
1 of them was an in-law and 2 were longtime family friends.
I’m so tired. I’m just gonna stay here for awhile where the only people that know me are my bestie and my wife.
September 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I had 6 people fully unfriended from FB today for simply saying I don’t condone violence but he was not a good person.
1 of them was an in-law and 2 were longtime family friends.
I’m so tired. I’m just gonna stay here for awhile where the only people that know me are my bestie and my wife.
1 of them was an in-law and 2 were longtime family friends.
I’m so tired. I’m just gonna stay here for awhile where the only people that know me are my bestie and my wife.
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August 23, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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I can't today. I have to change my clothes until they're comfortable and it's not working
April 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I can't today. I have to change my clothes until they're comfortable and it's not working
a movie you’ve watched more than six times, using gifs
April 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
a movie you’ve watched more than six times, using gifs
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I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
March 6, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I've been thinking a lot about that bumper sticker which says "everything looks like a conspiracy theory when you don't understand how anything works" and folks it's pretty obvious to me that the people in power right now have absolutely no desire to understand how anything works.
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DoorDash Order Arrives In Humiliatingly Large Bag
theonion.com/doordash-ord...
theonion.com/doordash-ord...
March 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
DoorDash Order Arrives In Humiliatingly Large Bag
theonion.com/doordash-ord...
theonion.com/doordash-ord...
Realized I misspelled a simple word on my IG story after it had already been up for an hour and I can’t delete it this is my 13th reason
March 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Realized I misspelled a simple word on my IG story after it had already been up for an hour and I can’t delete it this is my 13th reason
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I have an extremely loose theory that part of the success of SQUID GAME and SHOGUN is that by using subtitles they actually demanded that the audience pay attention in an age of distraction and TV shows made for people half-watching
January 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I have an extremely loose theory that part of the success of SQUID GAME and SHOGUN is that by using subtitles they actually demanded that the audience pay attention in an age of distraction and TV shows made for people half-watching
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These are the actual Polaroids taken in the foyer of the vampire house during the opening scene of last night’s episode 9 of WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS’ on FX (and today on the Hulu). ‘Nandor’ shot these of me as the fabulous ‘Baron Afanas’ before another big night for me!
December 3, 2024 at 8:03 PM
These are the actual Polaroids taken in the foyer of the vampire house during the opening scene of last night’s episode 9 of WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS’ on FX (and today on the Hulu). ‘Nandor’ shot these of me as the fabulous ‘Baron Afanas’ before another big night for me!
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Great letter in today's Guardian. What sort of free speech is prevented by factchecking, Zuck?
January 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Great letter in today's Guardian. What sort of free speech is prevented by factchecking, Zuck?
Y’all remember Gayle, company is coming? Well that’s me currently, except it’s baby is coming. Nesting is great.
January 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Y’all remember Gayle, company is coming? Well that’s me currently, except it’s baby is coming. Nesting is great.