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🚪 in the cracks of light 🌈 i dreamed of you 💭
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GETYOURGRUBBYPAWSOFFMYCAKE
November 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
GETYOURGRUBBYPAWSOFFMYCAKE
FOR GODS SAKE STOP WITH THE MERCH DROPS WE HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENTLY MILKED
November 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
FOR GODS SAKE STOP WITH THE MERCH DROPS WE HAVE BEEN SUFFICIENTLY MILKED
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pov you are bad at pokemon go and you walk around the city leeching off groups who actually put in effort
November 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
pov you are bad at pokemon go and you walk around the city leeching off groups who actually put in effort
i tried on the warm ones with all of my winter clothes and they look weird with everything, so they are indeed not the sensible choice bc i wouldn’t wear them. they’re so clunky in a weird way, i think the proportions are off bc i’m so short
chat should i go for the sensible choice or the fashion choice (i hate making sensible choices btw)
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i tried on the warm ones with all of my winter clothes and they look weird with everything, so they are indeed not the sensible choice bc i wouldn’t wear them. they’re so clunky in a weird way, i think the proportions are off bc i’m so short
love how my autism kind of makes me immune to fast fashion. see something cute? i just touch the fabric and immediately get the ick
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
love how my autism kind of makes me immune to fast fashion. see something cute? i just touch the fabric and immediately get the ick
i never watched wicked bc i didn’t think it was my thing, but now i feel like i’m missing out on something and i’m thinking of going to a double feature screening but what if i hate it and i’m stuck there for 5hrs (bc ik i’m not gonna leave if i paid money)
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
i never watched wicked bc i didn’t think it was my thing, but now i feel like i’m missing out on something and i’m thinking of going to a double feature screening but what if i hate it and i’m stuck there for 5hrs (bc ik i’m not gonna leave if i paid money)
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Me on Gaylor Bluesky
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Me on Gaylor Bluesky
well if anybody got a spare hayley ticket for berlin lmk ig? 😔
squidward from spongebob squarepants is sitting in a cardboard box holding a cup of coffee
Alt: squidward from spongebob squarepants is sitting in a cardboard box on the street holding a cup begging for money
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November 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
well if anybody got a spare hayley ticket for berlin lmk ig? 😔
chat should i go for the sensible choice or the fashion choice (i hate making sensible choices btw)
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 AM
chat should i go for the sensible choice or the fashion choice (i hate making sensible choices btw)
at the risk of sounding like a bratty child - i’m not going to switch to another social media platform again. i like it here, i was here before the gaylor crowd arrived, and my other friends are here also. i’m not willing to keep up with two apps, i spend too much time in my phone as it is
November 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
at the risk of sounding like a bratty child - i’m not going to switch to another social media platform again. i like it here, i was here before the gaylor crowd arrived, and my other friends are here also. i’m not willing to keep up with two apps, i spend too much time in my phone as it is
man i was out all evening, i just saw the merch, and i also only just saw the new trailer and i’m crying. i need an advil and sleep
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
man i was out all evening, i just saw the merch, and i also only just saw the new trailer and i’m crying. i need an advil and sleep
is this fucking play about us
November 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
is this fucking play about us
me when i saw the announcement; $290 is actually reasonable for that
me now: €320?????? stop tacing me for being european what the fuck that’s $370!!!!!!!!!!
me now: €320?????? stop tacing me for being european what the fuck that’s $370!!!!!!!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
me when i saw the announcement; $290 is actually reasonable for that
me now: €320?????? stop tacing me for being european what the fuck that’s $370!!!!!!!!!!
me now: €320?????? stop tacing me for being european what the fuck that’s $370!!!!!!!!!!
man i have a colleague who pretends she's a native english speaker and she tries to sound intelligent by using the most convoluted phrasing and pretentious vocabulary in emails but she uses it all wrong and not only does she sound stupid, her fucking emails don't even mean anything 💀
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM
man i have a colleague who pretends she's a native english speaker and she tries to sound intelligent by using the most convoluted phrasing and pretentious vocabulary in emails but she uses it all wrong and not only does she sound stupid, her fucking emails don't even mean anything 💀
i am so sad about missing out on all the VW x Nana pieces like i would've been able to afford even a single thing lmao
November 13, 2025 at 8:04 AM
i am so sad about missing out on all the VW x Nana pieces like i would've been able to afford even a single thing lmao
screaming
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
screaming
man i love eating vegan food
November 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
man i love eating vegan food
ok why am i even subscribed to hayley’s newsletter if i didn’t receive a peep about the presale registration. fuck me for not being on instagram right?!
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
ok why am i even subscribed to hayley’s newsletter if i didn’t receive a peep about the presale registration. fuck me for not being on instagram right?!
every autistic person i know despises AI due to their their strong moral compass, i don’t believe you actually know any autistic people
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
every autistic person i know despises AI due to their their strong moral compass, i don’t believe you actually know any autistic people
man i'm glad i watched so many cancer videos by hank "if your lymph nodes on both sides are swollen it's not lymphoma" green
really helps me not freak out about the one sided painful swelling of my lymph nodes 😒
really helps me not freak out about the one sided painful swelling of my lymph nodes 😒
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 PM
man i'm glad i watched so many cancer videos by hank "if your lymph nodes on both sides are swollen it's not lymphoma" green
really helps me not freak out about the one sided painful swelling of my lymph nodes 😒
really helps me not freak out about the one sided painful swelling of my lymph nodes 😒
germans are never beating the unhingedly-scared-of-missing-their-stop-on-public-transportation allegations. like why are you standing with your face 3 inches from the door and your finger on the button for two minutes
November 10, 2025 at 6:19 AM
germans are never beating the unhingedly-scared-of-missing-their-stop-on-public-transportation allegations. like why are you standing with your face 3 inches from the door and your finger on the button for two minutes
when the fuck did black friday become black month and when did singles day become singles week this is all so annoying i don’t careeeeeeeee i don’t want to hear about it!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
when the fuck did black friday become black month and when did singles day become singles week this is all so annoying i don’t careeeeeeeee i don’t want to hear about it!!!!
you’d think a movie would get more boring each time you watch it, but back to the future gets better every time 😮💨
a man holding a megaphone with the words i 'm afraid you 're just too darn loud written below him
Alt: a man speaking into a megaphone with the words “i'm afraid you're just too darn loud” written below him
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November 8, 2025 at 6:13 PM
you’d think a movie would get more boring each time you watch it, but back to the future gets better every time 😮💨
officially scared of bookshops now, i accidentally picked up smut TWICE
at least put it on a higher shelf where i can’t reach?? 🥴
at least put it on a higher shelf where i can’t reach?? 🥴
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 PM
officially scared of bookshops now, i accidentally picked up smut TWICE
at least put it on a higher shelf where i can’t reach?? 🥴
at least put it on a higher shelf where i can’t reach?? 🥴