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Bloatware
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>18. Permablobbed lardass. Writer of fat animal stories. ⅓ of the Software Bundle.

Fedi: social.beeps.gay/@bloatware
Writes: stories.bloatware.xyz
System: bundle.software

🔞 DNI if under 18.
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Bloatware @bloatware.xyz · Mar 24
Bloatware critter starter kit.

Lookit all these mes!

1️⃣ Emy the robat (B47-R1) by @integration.bsky.social
2️⃣ Kim the pegasus pony by @milkymeats.bsky.social
3️⃣ Alexander the cyborg bat by @glazfox.bsky.social
4️⃣ Oran the Pikachu by @butterdragon.bsky.social
The inside of a data centre, in the middle of which sits a very fat, vaguely bat-shaped robot. It's made of mounds of stretchy, textured rubber with a few remaining rigid, white panels. It's hella fat, feet beng almost entirely buried beneath overflowing thighs and wings stuck out at right-angles from the body, resting on thick bingo wings. It's plugged into some unseen fuel source via a hose entering the navel. Holograms float around its head, contentedly doing some sort of work. Below it is a box painted to the floor and labelled 'B47-R1'. The box as had to be extended to account for the robot's swollen stomach. A canvas absolutely filled to the brim by the overflowing lard rolls of a grey pony's face. Her cheeks extend to both sides of the canvas and something like eight chins extending off the bottom of it. Her face is just about visible, mouth squished between her cheeks, eyes squinting as they're squished from above and below, some flattened ears and a few tufts of mane sticking out from where an overflowing back roll pushes oppressively forwards. She seems entirely content with this, even blushing warmly. An extremely obese bat stands, attempting to waddle forwards slowly whilst a fleet of quadcopters equipped with slings try to help him lift his dump truck gut and butt off the ground. 'Dump truck' is quite literal, he is practically as large as one, his overflowing obesity making the top of his stomach and rear both taller than his head, which is nestled between them, his goggles glowing yellow and a small amount of his dark purple hair sat atop his head. In his wing, stuck out at a right-angle from his body by how tree trunk-thick it is, is a small remote he's using to control the drones. He looks surprised at his predicament, for some reason. A very fat Pikachu lays upon the ground, his belly rising higher into the air than most Pikachu are tall. He has a unique tuft of yellow hair that ends in brownish highlights. He looks very contented, chocolate staining around his mouth and a half-eaten chocolate bar still grasped in his hand, with more chocolate wrappers laying around him. His feet have been lifted from the floor by his thigh fat, looking very clearly beached.
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gnashthrashernsfw.bsky.social
can't get SHIT done living in a kink comic
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Only two years after the story that introduced the idea, Alex gets his exoskeleton. You can't keep an inventive critter immobilised for long!

Art by @pastelgeneticist.bsky.social :>
Illustration of a very fat brownish-furred anthro bat, drawn from a rear two-thirds angle, showing off a basic exoskeleton made of metal, wires and straps that run down the bat's back, wings, and legs, covering the soles of the feet and hands. He is turned to look at the viewer, smiling between thick cheeks.
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Pssh, why use hammerspace clothing to shrink down when you could use them to make you bigger.

Call that bloatwear. 👉😎👉
November 10, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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louthefox.bsky.social
We don't need you here.
June 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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asscendingnode.bsky.social
Out of context Star Trek that I’m sure many of you could make use of
November 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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not bottom heavy as in pear-shaped

bottom heavy as in my thighs, butt and gut all touch the ground
October 30, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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when the siderolls and arms are so fat that they're constantly in contact with one another 👌👌👌
October 28, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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being intoxicated on how huge, gluttonous, and unending you are is kinda the prime mood, huh
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October 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I should be 10^(10^100) tonnes tbh
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October 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Sigh, people who understand how utterly gratifying and comfy it is to be furniture-flatteningly fat are so nice to hang out with~
October 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Y'all crazy feeders have successfully stuffed Kim past 160 tonnes. https://howfatis.bloatware.xyz/kim/

That's more than the average mass of a blue whale, and about 85% of the weight of the heaviest blue whale (and thus, heaviest animal) ever known to exist.
October 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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drasticactions.dev
The actual post is still available in the repo. Normally, when a post is deleted, it's removed outright with no way to get it back. pdsls.dev/at://did:plc...

It doesn't appear in the timeline feed or the post thread API. They may be actively blocking it in the most stupid way possible, lol.
October 5, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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I wonder if it's cuz FA actually shows previews of files now, but the number of random faves I've been getting on old submissions has been notably high lately
September 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Kim's Infinite Weight Machine got updated with some new foodstuffs with extra-long cooldown times, but which also add anywhere from a quarter tonne to 2+ tonnes in a single click 👀

https://howfatis.bloatware.xyz/kim/
September 25, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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i should be fatter tbh
September 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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ALSO it has taken an *age* but I have finally finished the first draft of next fat pone story. 👀

The first one featuring main characters instead of background/OCs too
September 23, 2025 at 9:43 AM
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It being host body's birthday week is a good time for me cuz it's very easy to convince them to eat out or get delivery... uhh, nine times so far.
September 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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unormal.bsky.social
its wild how slippery objective consensus reality is right now
September 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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just in the mood to be a fat lump, y'know?
September 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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jortsthecat.bsky.social
“I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.” -Charlie Kirk
newsweek.com/charlie-kirk-s…
= Newsweek Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths 'Unfortunately' Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment PUBLISHED APR 06, 2023
September 10, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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duskvtuber.bsky.social
This kind of shit has bothered me in leftist spaces (even queer spaces for Christ's sake) for a long time. The amount of "open minded" people I've met who suddenly draw the line at extremely tame but "unsavory" sexuality/kink blows my mind.
acvalens.net Ana Valens | 🔞 @acvalens.net · Sep 1
Leftist content creators have deeply failed the current moment because they know they will get attacked by certain fans for ie criticizing SB 20 or defending porn. A lot of people are failing to meet the moment and are risking future credibility
devil-cereal.newgrounds.com devil-cereal.newgrounds.com @devil-cereal.newgrounds.com · Sep 1
Lord is it depressing that only alt right or heavy right leaning YouTubers are talking about this and the online safety act, Leftist YouTubers who usually talk about the erasure of queer spaces, censorship etc quite these last few weeks.I have had to do a deep rethink on who cares about censorship.
September 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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hoofusdoofus.bsky.social
Excited to say, My good pal @morbidlychubese.bsky.social and I made a Roundgender pride flag! Big ups to Athena on this, it literally could not have been done without her! Included with the flag itself are a bit of info on the flag's colors /symbolism and a little descriptor of Roundgender itself.
The RoundGender Prideflag. There are three bars of color from top to bottom, with a layered semicircle on the left side cutting through each. The colors are as follows: Top Stripe = Blue. this represents for Water Inflation Middle Stripe = White, for Air Inflation Bottom Stripe = creamy yellow for softness and enormity Semicircle outer Layer= A pale Pink, representing love and joy! A blush about size Semicircle Middle Layer = Golden, to represent Fat and Lipids. Semicircle Innermost Layer = A deep bluish purple, to represent blueberry inflation What do the Roundgender Flag's Colors Represent? The roundgender flag is composed of three stripes, with a large layered semicircle arching over and across the stripes from the left. Starting with the stripes Blue represents water/liquid inflation White Represents Air/Helium Inflation The Cream Yellow represents softness As for the layered Semicircle, The shape itself a symbol for roundness and enormity: Pink represents love and adoration for expressions of enormity - a blush, for size! The Golden Yellow represents fatness!! and the Deep Purple Blue represents Blueberry Inflation!
September 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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I'm also over 30. Not sure why that's important, exactly. Doesn't even feel like it's that rare of a thing in the fandom these days?
September 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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having a gut that drags across the floor must be so helpful when your legs aren't strong enough to carry your own weight anymore
September 4, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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so close to finishing this first draft that I might try and do it tonight despite
August 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM