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>18. Permablobbed lardass. Writer of fat animal stories. ⅓ of the Software Bundle.

Fedi: social.beeps.gay/@bloatware
Writes: stories.bloatware.xyz
System: bundle.software

🔞 DNI if under 18.
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Only two years after the story that introduced the idea, Alex gets his exoskeleton. You can't keep an inventive critter immobilised for long!

Art by @pastelgeneticist.bsky.social :>
Illustration of a very fat brownish-furred anthro bat, drawn from a rear two-thirds angle, showing off a basic exoskeleton made of metal, wires and straps that run down the bat's back, wings, and legs, covering the soles of the feet and hands. He is turned to look at the viewer, smiling between thick cheeks.
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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This is literally me

🖼️ @kibaafterdark45.bsky.social
Square headshot of an extremely obese grey pony looking at the viewer and smiling, cheeks and chins smushing all around her face
October 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Is the one on the right somehow NSFW when the one on the left isn’t?

Is ‘artist intent’ not entirely inferred through context?

Does knowing that Doug Winger worked on the Angry Beavers show change the inferred intent?
The same image of a macro fat Dagget from the Angry Beavers, one in a badly drawn television screen, another in a badly drawn laptop open to Fur Affinity.
August 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Out of curiosity, do you consider any these to be porn? They're all expansion-related art created specifically for viewing by minors.

You could argue creator intent, but realistically you cannot know the intent of cartoon storyboarders. Anything could be the writer's thinly disguised fetish. 🤷
Rotund Lilo and Pleakley from the Lilo & Stitch cartoon. A very fat, messy Courage the Cowardly Dog. Very overweight Shaggy and Scooby from Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated. Macrofat Dagget from the Angry Beavers, with prominent butt showing.
August 19, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Replies off because I just wanted to get this off my chest, not invite comments or debate.

And before there's any accusations: no, I wasn't asked, prompted, or coerced to write anything.
I loathe ‘callout posts’. They’re the internet’s form of vigilante justice, and vigilante justice is problematic precisely because it’s so often dependent upon a non-mainstream opinion of what’s right and wrong. Normally I’d ignore them—and my better judgement now would be to continue doing so—but in this case I feel like I outta say *something*. I’ve known Samael for nearly 20 years now, almost as long as I’ve been a furry, and frankly, Sam is a fucking delightful person. That’s a sentiment shared by literally everyone I’ve known who has interacted with them, of which there are several dozen, many of whom I have also been friends or acquaintances with for anywhere up to 20 years. Conversely, those making accusations against them (some of whom I also, awkwardly, consider friends) have never so much as spoken to Sam, and are seemingly making their judgements based on an association drawn from a drama channel video. I can’t speak for the Floraverse Discord or the other people involved in it, I’ve either never spoken to them or hadn’t consciously heard of them before. But I find it pretty difficult to consider Sam guilty of what some folks have accused them of when I have so much experience to the contrary and so many friends who can corroborate those experiences. For now, I’m going to trust in my friends, as any decent person should.
July 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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A Lancashire hotpot: A beef, vegetable and gravy stew topped with slices of potato. A tray of Yorkshire puddings, savory pastries that are batter baked in oil in a cupcake or muffin tin. Nasi lemak: The national dish of Malaysia, composed of coconut rice, chicken, a hardboiled egg, cucumber slices, ikan bilis (dried anchovies) and peanuts, served on a banana leaf with sambal (a prawn-based chilli sauce). A Manchester tart: A shortcrust pastry base topped with jam, custard, coconut flakes and a cherry.
June 24, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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[Daft Punk voice] Blob. Robot blob.

1️⃣ @nyil.bsky.social
2️⃣ @integration.bsky.social
3️⃣ @khato.hyena.blue

I still adore each of these so, so much. Some of my favourite mes. 💖
A black and white robot bat with green accents. It is very obese, taking up several metres of floor space. Its feet are unable to touch the ground and wings are also fat enough to be effectively useless. It is surrounded by various futuristic machinery, one of which resembles a fuel pump which is plugged into the fatass robot’s navel area. It looks quite happy and content. A black and white robot bat with green accents. It is very obese, with most of its body encompassed by several rolls of stretchy black material. It’s sat in the middle of a data centre, surrounded by server racks, with holograms floating around its head. A fuel hose of some kind is connected to its navel area. A painted area on the floor demarcates the boundaries of where it should be, but it has outgrown them quite substantially, with new boundary lines being added afterwards. A black and white robot bat with green accents. It is, like the others, also very obese to the point of being immobilised and its feet being unable to contact the floor. It is looking around happily at holograms that appear around its head, fat wings moving around slightly as if manipulating them.
June 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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happy pride month, feeding you ∞ rainbow stuf oreos for the next 30 days
Photo of an Oreo with six layers of stuf in it, each one coloured according to the colours of the rainbow pride flag
June 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
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look, at some point even permablob pegasi have to make ends meet somehow. food doesn’t pay for itself!

Art: https://samaelbretondragon.carrd.co/
Drawing of a stall in a theme park titled “feed a pony”. Behind it are two incredibly obese ponies, a grey mare and orange stallion, who are both dozens of metres tall and wide, and completely buried underneath their own fat rolls, obscuring their features. Small cut outs show close ups of their faces, happily sucking down on feeding hoses that are connected to a tanker truck parked nearby. There’s a rollercoaster in the background, and the foreground shows part of a park map showing the ponies taking up huge amounts of the available space.
May 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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been in a real bat-tery blob mood and also been doodling lately so I tried a “self portrait” of sorts :3))))))))))))))))
A simple bust illustration of a very very fat black and white robot bat with green accents, smiling warmly.
May 31, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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aaaaaaaaaaaa 💖
An inbox filled with teasing messages, including: - “when was the last time you could see your feet, you engorged food disposal unit?” - “I’ve never seen a blubber ball so titanic before, I gotta get a pic” - “you’re more gassy than usual today, fatass” - “sure, I’d smooch a warehouse filling pegablob” - “I bet a hyperobese blob bat like you can barely even wiggle a finger, right?” - “a few more meals like that and your immense ass is gonna break the floor, lardpile” - “everyone can see what a gigantic glutton you are” - “a blubber-filled chubster makes for the best hugs!”
May 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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tfw you’re so fat that you need to use a camera and a projector because a mirror won’t suffice
Drawing of the rear of a very obese fennec fox with long brown hair, looking towards an elevated projector screen showing her smiling face
May 31, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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chubby bird girl meets chubby bird girl, more at 11

(this is Meredith, one of our lesser used but still cherished OCs)

(also an iPad is totally a mobile image editing device right???)
Two chubby corvid characters standing opposite and facing one another in confusion. The one on the left is wearing small, round glasses, a pink hoodie and a black skirt. The one on the right is wearing angular orange glasses/goggles, silver grey top and jacket with red accents, and black trousers.
May 31, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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wuh… what was I doing again 😵‍💫
Extreme close up of a very fatty fox face, smiling confidently at the viewer with a weirdly coloured miasma around the eyes.
May 30, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I realise this is terribly inaccurate—you’re actually *way* fatter than this—but I gave it a shot~
A somewhat simple, cartoonish drawing of a an insanely obese brown bunny’s face, looking happily out from within some giant cheeks and numerous chins.
May 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I expect nothing but what harm is there in trying?
Meme template with an empty grey box, titled “Draw me ‘poorly’, mutuals” and a smiling, devil-horned emoji. ‘Poorly’ is in quotes.
May 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Well, you can try to see it~
Illustration of a grey pegasus pony mare, but utterly cartoonishly fat. Bloated to the point her stomach is the only part of her touching the ground by several feet, all her hooves disappeared under rolls of fat, half a dozen increasingly massive chins sagging from her face that's almost been buried itself beneath cheeks and back rolls. Various foods sit against her or stuck between folds. Despite all this, her small, difficult to see face looks rather pleased.
May 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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Belatedly~

First two by @butterdragon.bsky.social, latter two by @glazfox.bsky.social.
April 10, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Why even have a ponysona if you're not going to make them the size of a whale, anyway?

Credits:
1–2, 4–5, 7–8, 12–16 — Samael
3, 11 — FatGlaz
6 — Milkymeats
9 — Mellowhen
10 — Longcriercat
A collage of 16 pictures of Kim, all of them zoomed and cropped to just her face, which in most cases fills the entire square. Some of them feature her face being covered in food mess, some where she’s being fed via hard or magic, and some where she’s being fed by hose. She isn’t anything less than multiple tonnes in any of them.
March 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Bloatware critter starter kit.

Lookit all these mes!

1️⃣ Emy the robat (B47-R1) by @integration.bsky.social
2️⃣ Kim the pegasus pony by @milkymeats.bsky.social
3️⃣ Alexander the cyborg bat by @glazfox.bsky.social
4️⃣ Oran the Pikachu by @butterdragon.bsky.social
The inside of a data centre, in the middle of which sits a very fat, vaguely bat-shaped robot. It's made of mounds of stretchy, textured rubber with a few remaining rigid, white panels. It's hella fat, feet beng almost entirely buried beneath overflowing thighs and wings stuck out at right-angles from the body, resting on thick bingo wings. It's plugged into some unseen fuel source via a hose entering the navel. Holograms float around its head, contentedly doing some sort of work. Below it is a box painted to the floor and labelled 'B47-R1'. The box as had to be extended to account for the robot's swollen stomach. A canvas absolutely filled to the brim by the overflowing lard rolls of a grey pony's face. Her cheeks extend to both sides of the canvas and something like eight chins extending off the bottom of it. Her face is just about visible, mouth squished between her cheeks, eyes squinting as they're squished from above and below, some flattened ears and a few tufts of mane sticking out from where an overflowing back roll pushes oppressively forwards. She seems entirely content with this, even blushing warmly. An extremely obese bat stands, attempting to waddle forwards slowly whilst a fleet of quadcopters equipped with slings try to help him lift his dump truck gut and butt off the ground. 'Dump truck' is quite literal, he is practically as large as one, his overflowing obesity making the top of his stomach and rear both taller than his head, which is nestled between them, his goggles glowing yellow and a small amount of his dark purple hair sat atop his head. In his wing, stuck out at a right-angle from his body by how tree trunk-thick it is, is a small remote he's using to control the drones. He looks surprised at his predicament, for some reason. A very fat Pikachu lays upon the ground, his belly rising higher into the air than most Pikachu are tall. He has a unique tuft of yellow hair that ends in brownish highlights. He looks very contented, chocolate staining around his mouth and a half-eaten chocolate bar still grasped in his hand, with more chocolate wrappers laying around him. His feet have been lifted from the floor by his thigh fat, looking very clearly beached.
March 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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CW: kink: fat, weight gain

R1 was moved to a data centre, modified with extra networking ports, processors and storage. A direct line into her biomass power plant was installed, and to that, a fuel line semi-permanently affixed.

Over the next few days, she was fuelled with several months worth
Illustration of a server farm filled with racks of lit up servers. In the middle of them sits a massively obese, vaguely-bat shaped robot. It's body is engorged and distended with quote-unquote "fat" provided by a fuel pump affixed into the navel area. It sits, looking somewhat pleased, whilst holograms appear to hover around its head.
February 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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CW: kink: fat, weight gain

Been a while since I posted about a character of mine, so how about my avatar!

B47-R1 is one of the collective of dozens of robots named Emy that started with B47-R0.

She is the first revision of the Emy chassis, retaining a design largely similar to the original R0
Illustration of an anthropomorphic robot bat, with a mostly black and white body with green lights and highlights, and a screen for "eyes". It's sat at a workbench, the left wing removed from its body and laying on the bench, whilst the right wing works on it with a tool.
February 15, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Hi :3
Screenshot of a New Scientist headline reading “Astronomers have spotted the largest known object in the universe”
February 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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A collection of canvas-bursting Kim faces, given I'm currently obsessing over overabundances of cheeks and chins~

1️⃣2️⃣ by Samael
3️⃣ by Glaz
4️⃣ by milkymeats
A very tall and narrow illustration of Kim. Her face is near the top of the image, licking her lips hungrily. Above it are a few cascading back rolls. Cheeks multiple times the size of her face are somewhat visible beside it. Beneath it five chins are visible, each one very fat, each one double the size of the one above it. A black and white image of Kim looking woozy, as if hypnotised, muttering "More..." to herself. Everything around her face is rolls upon rolls in every direction, all of them dripping with sweat and those down her front being covered in some mix of sweat, drool and food detritus. A wide illustration of Kim's face. She's looking at the viewer and blushing slightly, back rolls press against the top of her head whilst her huge cheeks push into her face and force her to squint slightly. The cheeks are so big even they have rolls and folds. Four chins, each exponentially larger than the last and fat enough to have their own rolls, extend off the bottom of the canvas. Like the other images, her body is just rolls upon rolls that extend far off canvas.
November 14, 2024 at 11:30 AM