Monzo
@blkjava.bsky.social
Just a tau’ri trapped on this planet.
Did Summer Walker ever apologize for saying that the thief that stole her laptop can suck a “fat stankin uncircumcised HIV infested dick”?
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Did Summer Walker ever apologize for saying that the thief that stole her laptop can suck a “fat stankin uncircumcised HIV infested dick”?
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
Are you actually horny or are you actually craving dopamine, endorphins, and oxytocin?
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Are you actually horny or are you actually craving dopamine, endorphins, and oxytocin?
November 25, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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How I be feeling 😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
November 21, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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Ppl who want you to express gratitude but suppress trauma are dangerous.
You’re in a collision and they say be glad you had a car. As if gratitude pays hospital bills.
You’re underpaid/sexually harassed at work and they say be glad you have a job. Despite being exploited with poor mental health.
You’re in a collision and they say be glad you had a car. As if gratitude pays hospital bills.
You’re underpaid/sexually harassed at work and they say be glad you have a job. Despite being exploited with poor mental health.
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Ppl who want you to express gratitude but suppress trauma are dangerous.
You’re in a collision and they say be glad you had a car. As if gratitude pays hospital bills.
You’re underpaid/sexually harassed at work and they say be glad you have a job. Despite being exploited with poor mental health.
You’re in a collision and they say be glad you had a car. As if gratitude pays hospital bills.
You’re underpaid/sexually harassed at work and they say be glad you have a job. Despite being exploited with poor mental health.
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The rapid spread of AI content is proof we dont slow down and really watch/read/comprehend the shit we share.
The sharing is knee jerk.
Everything is just mindless reaction followed by
“DAMN I DIDNT REALIZE THE RABBIT RIDING THE BACK OF A GRIZZLE BEAR BACK WAS AI”
OR “oh well it was funny”
The sharing is knee jerk.
Everything is just mindless reaction followed by
“DAMN I DIDNT REALIZE THE RABBIT RIDING THE BACK OF A GRIZZLE BEAR BACK WAS AI”
OR “oh well it was funny”
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The rapid spread of AI content is proof we dont slow down and really watch/read/comprehend the shit we share.
The sharing is knee jerk.
Everything is just mindless reaction followed by
“DAMN I DIDNT REALIZE THE RABBIT RIDING THE BACK OF A GRIZZLE BEAR BACK WAS AI”
OR “oh well it was funny”
The sharing is knee jerk.
Everything is just mindless reaction followed by
“DAMN I DIDNT REALIZE THE RABBIT RIDING THE BACK OF A GRIZZLE BEAR BACK WAS AI”
OR “oh well it was funny”
I just learned that people go to the club and buy napkins to throw at each other and it’s called napkin wars 😟.
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I just learned that people go to the club and buy napkins to throw at each other and it’s called napkin wars 😟.
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I’m not interested in anyone’s sexuality unless I’m trying to smash.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I’m not interested in anyone’s sexuality unless I’m trying to smash.
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It’s funny how the major sports leagues and sports broadcasters jumped into bed with the gambling industry for a hot threesome and things are now getting messy.
November 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
It’s funny how the major sports leagues and sports broadcasters jumped into bed with the gambling industry for a hot threesome and things are now getting messy.
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Reminds me of the A&W Burger story - They came out with a 1/3 lb burger at the same price as McD’s Quarter Pounder.
People thought 1/4 was more than 1/3 and were confused about paying more for less.
People thought 1/4 was more than 1/3 and were confused about paying more for less.
Communicating why a 50 year mortgage costs more, overall, than a 30 year mortgage should not be a hard task.
The problem is the average American is both functionally illiterate and innumerate, as a deliberate result of decades of the policies made by the very people pushing for 50 year mortgages.
The problem is the average American is both functionally illiterate and innumerate, as a deliberate result of decades of the policies made by the very people pushing for 50 year mortgages.
November 12, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Reminds me of the A&W Burger story - They came out with a 1/3 lb burger at the same price as McD’s Quarter Pounder.
People thought 1/4 was more than 1/3 and were confused about paying more for less.
People thought 1/4 was more than 1/3 and were confused about paying more for less.
I need to collect some data. Being a theoretical ho sucks (figuratively, of course).
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I need to collect some data. Being a theoretical ho sucks (figuratively, of course).
All I hear is “joggers, it’s more lifestyle, September, spring, Summer”. It’s been 13 years and nothing had materialized yet.
FOX NEWS: So what would Trumpcare look like?
DR OZ: Well, these are all ideas that we're still working on
DR OZ: Well, these are all ideas that we're still working on
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
All I hear is “joggers, it’s more lifestyle, September, spring, Summer”. It’s been 13 years and nothing had materialized yet.
I support small and/or local businesses, but they make me not want to when they excessively use AI slop.
November 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I support small and/or local businesses, but they make me not want to when they excessively use AI slop.
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The worst part about being smart is seeing how much stupidity and willful ignorance there is in the world AND having to contend with the fact that you can’t fix ANY of it.
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The worst part about being smart is seeing how much stupidity and willful ignorance there is in the world AND having to contend with the fact that you can’t fix ANY of it.
As I see MTG on this faux “redemption tour”, I would like to remind the masses that most non white people aren’t allotted a redemption arc.
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
As I see MTG on this faux “redemption tour”, I would like to remind the masses that most non white people aren’t allotted a redemption arc.
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I am the friend that will hate your ex forever if they hurt you. So please don't tell me all the terrible things that they are doing to you if you plan on getting back together.
November 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I am the friend that will hate your ex forever if they hurt you. So please don't tell me all the terrible things that they are doing to you if you plan on getting back together.
Information with no context is misinformation. A lot of “news source media” need a reminder on this.
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Information with no context is misinformation. A lot of “news source media” need a reminder on this.
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Everybody’s mad at Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson — but here’s what really happened.
She didn’t block food assistance; she issued a short pause so another court could review before billions of dollars were released without oversight.
She didn’t block food assistance; she issued a short pause so another court could review before billions of dollars were released without oversight.
November 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Everybody’s mad at Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson — but here’s what really happened.
She didn’t block food assistance; she issued a short pause so another court could review before billions of dollars were released without oversight.
She didn’t block food assistance; she issued a short pause so another court could review before billions of dollars were released without oversight.
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Drawing boys everyday till I hit 💯 🌺🌺🌺🌿🌿🌴🌴🌈🌈
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Drawing boys everyday till I hit 💯 🌺🌺🌺🌿🌿🌴🌴🌈🌈