Kum Burrell
@therealclyde.bsky.social
Self indulgent, self absorbed and unprofessional!
Everybody on TV is drunk!
January 1, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Everybody on TV is drunk!
I’m not sure if graduation from high school in Jamaica is the end of grade 11 or grade 13.
January 1, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I’m not sure if graduation from high school in Jamaica is the end of grade 11 or grade 13.
Thanks for the personal shoutout!
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Thanks for the personal shoutout!
Maturity!
Having the opportunity to bring in the new year with a kiss and some 🕳 [plural], but choosing not to
a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .
ALT: a woman is standing in a hallway talking to a group of people and asking them what that is .
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Maturity!
Dick has overly been on my mind.
January 1, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Dick has overly been on my mind.
They gotta chill for real.
they having a pissing contest and mind you it's been ongoing since EIGHT!
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 AM
They gotta chill for real.
Homosexuality in overdrive in 2026!
January 1, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Homosexuality in overdrive in 2026!
Yes, hopefully with the help of this Trini man stimulating my prostate gland.
January 1, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Yes, hopefully with the help of this Trini man stimulating my prostate gland.
I’ll be 45 this year which means I’ll tell everyone that I’m 50!
January 1, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I’ll be 45 this year which means I’ll tell everyone that I’m 50!
Work!!!!! Salute to the only real ones!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Work!!!!! Salute to the only real ones!!
I know it’s bad! 🙈🫣but when someone tells me they’re pregnant, I’m secretly hoping the next thing they do is schedule the abortion.
January 1, 2026 at 5:11 AM
I know it’s bad! 🙈🫣but when someone tells me they’re pregnant, I’m secretly hoping the next thing they do is schedule the abortion.
With that said, the Olympics are in 6 weeks!!!
January 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
With that said, the Olympics are in 6 weeks!!!
Energy!
I've got tasting pussy unless he's willing to taste some dick.
January 1, 2026 at 5:08 AM
Energy!
MMF?
I like threesomes 😭😭😭 but I’m also super weird so there’s that 😂
January 1, 2026 at 5:07 AM
MMF?
Is there a fart and cum portmanteau?
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Is there a fart and cum portmanteau?
It’s 2026! What now?
January 1, 2026 at 5:01 AM
It’s 2026! What now?
I read coke at first. Lmaoooooo.
January 1, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I read coke at first. Lmaoooooo.
My only resolution.
Be more handsome in 2026. I believe in you.
January 1, 2026 at 3:29 AM
My only resolution.
You can take 10 comfortably and struggle with 7. It all depends on the top.
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
You can take 10 comfortably and struggle with 7. It all depends on the top.
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Last photos of 2025
Hell, at least there’s one “trend” I can participate in lol.
Hell, at least there’s one “trend” I can participate in lol.
December 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Last photos of 2025
Hell, at least there’s one “trend” I can participate in lol.
Hell, at least there’s one “trend” I can participate in lol.
I’d definitely give PRK a go!
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I’d definitely give PRK a go!
9-10, 11-12 if I’m feeling adventurous.
We talking about dick size today 👀😏
7-8 inches reigns supreme 😌
7-8 inches reigns supreme 😌
December 31, 2025 at 7:47 PM
9-10, 11-12 if I’m feeling adventurous.
Usually when I’m a powerbottom, I’m going through something but I swear nothing is going on! I’ve leveled up!
December 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Usually when I’m a powerbottom, I’m going through something but I swear nothing is going on! I’ve leveled up!