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blitzcrg
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cybersecurity, minipainting, tcgs, fgc, punk rock, existential dread, black cats.

Four decades in Alberta, Canada with no plans to leave.

Opinions are my own.
First time driving through the mountains via Jasper. Not sure if I was spectacularly lucky or what, but I had the highway to myself most of the way to Kamloops. A nice change from heading west from Calgary and being in heavy traffic the whole way.
December 10, 2025 at 2:18 AM
It's Edmonton, by the way. I'm pretty fucking pissed.
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Please don't bring your what sounds like four very young children to stay in the downstairs unit of an airbnb I have to live in while my mother is dying of cancer and let them scream at each other at 1 am while you talk loudly with the other three adults in your party.
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
God damn this album still rips.
November 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Translation: Danielle Smith floated a way to punish Edmonton for continuing to vote for the interests of working class people and not oil interests.
At the recent Alberta Municipalities conference in Calgary, Premier Danielle Smith floated the idea of taking tax powers from municipalities. They aren't into it but do want the province to start collecting its own portion of property taxes. #yyccc #ableg
Alberta cities seek autonomy as UCP floats more reforms | The Sprawl
Smith offers to take tax power from municipalities.
www.sprawlcalgary.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My sister basically can't help herself.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Ok now I'm wide the fuck awake what the hell.
November 14, 2025 at 8:10 AM
And another one for good measure. youtu.be/t8KzcP16-mw?...
New Mexico Song
YouTube video by JOHNNY HOBO AND THE FREIGHT TRAINS - Topic
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You know, I'm a very different person than I was back in 2008 when I last listened to this, but it still resonates. I'm glad the Internet makes things like this album findable. youtu.be/YvBwwtUrtvk?...
Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains - Church Hymn For The Condemned
YouTube video by evilupus
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 AM
If I don't get a break from living out of a hotel in a small town with an average age of 75 soon I am going to commit unpardonable crimes
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Sweet, a little light reading
November 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by blitzcrg
In 99% of cases the death of a person is a tragedy. People are generally more complicated than we give them credit and most people are a mix of good and bad.

But not Dick Cheney. Rest in piss you evil bag of shit.
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Trailer Park Boys is pretty much perfect.
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Ok, let's just check on Reddit real quick and see how bad things are out in the world. Probably some more...oh. ok I think I'm good.
October 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Remember: the dictionary definition of "notwithstanding" is "in spite of." Spite is the current government of Alberta's single guiding principle.

This is some shameful shit.
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Guys I get that this is gross but anyone that wants to can 100% already film you stealthily. It's unambiguously bad but it feels just a little like pearl clutching to me.
People are opening up Meta AI Ray Ban glasses and modding out the LED recording light, then selling them on eBay. There is huge interest in disabling this functionality, which means basically you cannot trust anyone wearing these (i'm sure you already weren't)

www.404media.co/how-to-disab...
A $60 Mod to Meta’s Ray-Bans Disables Its Privacy-Protecting Recording Light
Meta’s Ray-Ban glasses usually include an LED that lights up when the user is recording other people. One hobbyist is charging a small fee to disable that light, and has a growing list of customers ar...
www.404media.co
October 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
So I'm in a bit of a weird situation where I'm strongly incentivized to purchase a new laptop but can't have it shipped to my house (I won't be there for an unknown amount of time to receive it). If any of my followers has an off-the-shelf laptop model they recommend, drop it in my replies.
October 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Look the reality is that there's no such thing as an electable politician that I completely and unambiguously agree with. But I'm very happy today to see that the candidates I chose in Edmonton that MOST aligned with my values all won.
October 22, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Many years ago when I joked to a friend that "Bad things only seem to happen to other people" I knew I was setting myself up for a future year like this past 12 months has been.

I do not recommend playing games with the fates. Keep that shit under a tight heavy lid.
October 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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🗳️🚨 Today is Monday, October 20: That means it’s Election Day in Edmonton! 🗳️🚨

Voting stations are open 9AM - 8PM across Ward Métis.

You can find your designated voting station at edmonton.ca/forvoters

Make sure you get out there and vote! Every vote counts. #yeg #yegcc #WardMétis
October 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If you live in ward Métis, you should vote for Ashley Salvador.
Increasing housing supply is critical for moderating housing costs, but the market alone will never solve the affordable housing crisis, which is why we need continued investment in housing across the spectrum.

Learn more about my approach to housing and homelessness at ashleysalvador.com
Ashley Salvador for City Council Ward Métis | Edmonton Election
Ashley Salvador is running for re-election for City Councillor in Ward Metis. She has a track record of working hard to deliver value for Edmontonians and is committed to making our City the best plac...
ashleysalvador.com
October 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
It really bums me out that promoters/bookers around here seem to rely super heavily on fucking Instagram and Facebook to get the word out about shows.

Makes answering the question "is there a show I want to see tonight?" into an infuriating exercise.
October 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
PII is a toxic asset that you should do everything in your power to minimize collection of.

As a customer, if you're asked for it, SERIOUSLY consider the risk/reward of handing it over. This is true for every kind of PII but most especially for actual government documents.
BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

🔗 www.404media.co/the-discord-...
The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare
A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...
www.404media.co
October 9, 2025 at 8:25 PM
You know how I KNOW I have ADHD? I left the house planning to go to IKEA and didn't remember that fact until I got home from

* Advanced voting
* Dinner
* Grocery shopping
October 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM