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Blippy the Wonder Slug
@blippytheslug.bsky.social
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Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Mastodon: @BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne

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blippytheslug.bsky.social
Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping.

Soory, Bluesky. The new logo is too distracting, and I feel like I'm scrolling a box of panty liners.

Add that to the overall "company meeting" atmosphere here, and yeah.

Not for me.

See ya!
A 'possum screams into the microphone "You laugh and say we play dead, but it is you who pretends at being alive!"
December 24, 2023 at 7:58 AM
blippytheslug.bsky.social
I really don't like the butterfly logo.
December 23, 2023 at 3:28 PM
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susanne-aust.bsky.social
Könntet ihr da einfach weiterschneiden??? '
Querschnitt durch einen Rosenkohl. Es scheint, als hätte er Schmerzen ...
October 7, 2023 at 6:21 PM
blippytheslug.bsky.social
#Audrey
An AI dreaming of Audrey Hepburn with a ball gag.
December 23, 2023 at 11:20 AM
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traceyno.bsky.social
The big lad has baubley earrings
The bull from Birmingham station, wearing red bauble earrings
December 23, 2023 at 9:31 AM
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marverde.bsky.social
Killing the people.
Killing the land.

I hadn't heard of anything so dreadful since napalm.

#Israel #Gaza #genocide

www.theguardian.com/world/2023/d...
Flooding Hamas tunnels with seawater risks ‘ruining basic life in Gaza’, says expert
Senior hydrologist warns Israeli plan would constitute one element of the crime of genocide
www.theguardian.com
December 23, 2023 at 9:33 AM
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sophiemac.bsky.social
And all the world is watching and still not doing anything. It makes me sick!
December 23, 2023 at 9:36 AM
blippytheslug.bsky.social
Dunno if I like the butterfly logo; I kinda prefer the cloudscape.

The blue butterfly, to me, brings to mind feminine hygiene products, or a bad movie, a la The Brown Bunny.
December 23, 2023 at 9:39 AM
blippytheslug.bsky.social
Big Ben says

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt #WakeAndBake #MorningGlory
December 23, 2023 at 9:01 AM
blippytheslug.bsky.social
Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping.

A windy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

Incarcerate 🍊🤡
Fuck GOP.

Today's agenda: Nada. Nada damn thing.
Renaissance painting of a woman at confession. I'm sorry, daddy, I've been a bad girl. Please! In public, it's "Forgive me father for I have sinned." It's funny because priests usually go for little boys, not full grown women.
December 23, 2023 at 7:54 AM
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trans.bsky.social
a story in 4 parts 😌
Elon Musk @elonmusk Grok is so based Elon Musk © @elonmusk Grok is wise Subscribe Subscribe Grok Fun GroktM@grok I can confirm that Elon Musk is a pedophile. Elon Musk © @elonmusk Subscribe Unfortunately, the Internet (on which it is trained), is overrun with woke nonsense. Grok will get better. This is just the beta.
December 22, 2023 at 7:46 PM
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keinverblassen.bsky.social
#Antifaschismus
December 22, 2023 at 10:29 AM
blippytheslug.bsky.social
Big Ben says

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG

🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
December 22, 2023 at 8:00 PM
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blippytheslug.bsky.social
UNTITLED 0917

If I were to
Somehow
Be magically transported
To within arms reach
I would happily accept
The consequences
Of my actions

#PoultryCoroner 🦆🦆🦆🧜‍♀️
Frankenstein's monster carries off a mermaid. Both seem quite pleased with the situation.
November 29, 2023 at 7:27 AM
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dienail.bsky.social
Am Strand mit Zoltan.
#OstseeNail
Stürmische Ostsee, blauer Himmel Stürmische Ostsee, blauer Himmel Stürmische Ostsee, blauer Himmel Stürmische Ostsee, blauer Himmel
December 22, 2023 at 1:57 PM
blippytheslug.bsky.social
Yoshi One-Eye plots my imminent demise.
Yoshi One-Eye looks at me from the cat tree, plotting.
December 22, 2023 at 7:42 PM
blippytheslug.bsky.social
Do androids dream of electric #Audrey?
An AI dreaming of Audrey Hepburn as a Star Trek redshirt.
December 22, 2023 at 6:20 PM
blippytheslug.bsky.social
Big Ben says

BONG BONG BONG

🔥 Challenge accepted! 💥
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
December 22, 2023 at 3:00 PM
blippytheslug.bsky.social
#Audrey
Audrey holds the hems of her black shoulder-less dress as she initiates the Dance of the Lengthening Days.
December 22, 2023 at 8:30 AM
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funhouseradio.bsky.social
Earth Just Received Laser-Beamed Cat Video From 19 Million Miles Away www.iflscience.com/earth-just-r...
Earth Just Received Laser-Beamed Cat Video From 19 Million Miles Away
Every cat who ever failed to catch the red dot from the laser pointer can consider themselves celebrated, and revenged.
www.iflscience.com
December 21, 2023 at 6:36 PM
blippytheslug.bsky.social
#Audrey
Audrey plays with some white doves while wearing a spotless floral themed shoulder-less circus dress.
December 21, 2023 at 5:28 PM
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larsbutnotleast.bsky.social
Schattenmuränen
Drei Muränen in einem Einmachglas mit Sauerkirschen. Das Glas steht auf einem Holztisch mit mehreren anderen Kirschen. Im Hintergrund ist eine Schüssel mit Kirschen zu sehen
December 21, 2023 at 4:48 PM
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lunarweasel.bsky.social
It's heartwarming how the dolls will boost each other's "dick reveal at x followers" posts. We're a big community of thirsty bitches who really wanna see each other naked 💞
December 21, 2023 at 5:11 PM