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Blippy the Wonder Slug
@blippytheslug.bsky.social
Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959.

⚠️ 👉 Potty mouth. 👈 ⚠️

Mastodon: @BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne

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Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping.

Soory, Bluesky. The new logo is too distracting, and I feel like I'm scrolling a box of panty liners.

Add that to the overall "company meeting" atmosphere here, and yeah.

Not for me.

See ya!
December 24, 2023 at 7:58 AM
December 23, 2023 at 11:20 AM
Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping.

A windy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

Incarcerate 🍊🤡
Fuck GOP.

Today's agenda: Nada. Nada damn thing.
December 23, 2023 at 7:54 AM
Yoshi One-Eye plots my imminent demise.
December 22, 2023 at 7:42 PM
How could you forget The Potato Thing!?
December 22, 2023 at 6:31 PM
Back atcha!
December 22, 2023 at 6:26 PM
Do androids dream of electric #Audrey?
December 22, 2023 at 6:20 PM
December 22, 2023 at 8:30 AM
December 21, 2023 at 5:28 PM
Happy Solstice, everyone!

(The real reason for the season.)
December 21, 2023 at 10:32 AM
December 21, 2023 at 8:21 AM
Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping.

Another cold, wet morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

Incarcerate 🍊🤡
Fuck GOP.

Today's agenda: TBD
December 21, 2023 at 7:33 AM
"You'll never make anything useful with that 3D printer!"

Challenge accepted!
December 20, 2023 at 10:39 PM
December 20, 2023 at 9:31 PM
🎵 I saw Audrey kissing Santa Claus... 🎶

#Audrey
December 20, 2023 at 8:31 AM
December 20, 2023 at 8:04 AM
Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping.

Another icy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

Incarcerate 🍊🤡
Fuck GOP.

Today's agenda: On my last nerves.
December 20, 2023 at 7:17 AM
Humba, who is Not Our Cat, comes by for leftovers and grab-assery once more.
December 19, 2023 at 7:00 PM
Blippy go boom boom!

Allow me to introduce you to the pride of my bass collection...

Stingkitty!

She started life as a Harley Benton (passive) Stingray clone, but look at her now. Shes a heavy beast. Tuned BEAD, she sounds monstrous.

#BassistenGegenRassisten #BassistsAgainstRacists
December 19, 2023 at 9:22 AM
December 19, 2023 at 8:36 AM
December 19, 2023 at 8:28 AM
Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping.

A cold morn here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.

Why are 🍊🤡 and his 🇷🇺-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.

Incarcerate 🍊🤡
Fuck GOP.

Today's agenda: TBD. Probably shenanigans.
December 19, 2023 at 7:23 AM
Random shoes.

#RandomShoes
December 18, 2023 at 9:49 PM
December 18, 2023 at 7:09 PM
Love knows no boundaries.
December 18, 2023 at 9:29 AM