David Downing
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David Downing
@blinblong.bsky.social
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July 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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“Tasted a little tear gas— tasted like fascism”
June 8, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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New Pope Declassifies Jesus Crucifixion Documents
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June 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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the need for the inclusion of the graphic is a sad reminder of the shockingly low literacy rate among geese
May 30, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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Patrick Clancy’s wife killed their children during a postpartum mental-health crisis. Prosecutors describe a clear-headed scheme, but Clancy says, “I wasn’t married to a monster—I was married to someone who got sick.”
A Husband in the Aftermath of His Wife’s Unfathomable Act
Patrick Clancy’s wife killed their children during a postpartum mental-health crisis. Prosecutors describe a clear-headed scheme, but Clancy says, “I wasn’t married to a monster—I was married to someo...
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April 19, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Concerning New Study Finds Nation’s Poverty Growing Faster Than Officials Can Build Prisons
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April 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Report: It Time To Give Up
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March 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Sucks that my 30s will be characterized by some of the most demonic, dastardly, diabolical shit ever to take place in America.

Imagine being born in *checks notes* 1935? Oh. Man. Well, I guess there’s a line to be drawn there.
March 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
This country is now being sold on Amazon with Prime shipping but listed as “like new” and really just garbage. It has to hit so different if you’re not a smart person.
March 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’
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House Democrats Vow To Hold President Accountable With Agriculture Bill Where First Letter Of Every Line Spells Out ‘Impeach Trump’
WASHINGTON—Seeking to mollify a segment of their base clamoring for inquiries into the president’s misconduct, House Democrats announced Tuesday that they would be holding the administration accountable by voting on an agricultural bill in which the first letter of every line spells out “Impeach Trump.” “We believe this is a fair compromise that falls short of the full impeachment inquiry some have asked for, but still shows voters who have the correct decoder that Democrats aren’t taking this president’s crimes lying down,” said House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer, telling reporters that the bill had been brought to the floor despite objections from Democrats in battleground districts who generally favored a more complex alphabetic cipher that would eventually spell out “Impeach Trump if polling improves,” or, “Impeach Trump at the ballot box.” “When our children look back on this period of history, they will know that the Democratic party served as a check on this corrupt administration by putting forward a bold and straightforward word puzzle proclaiming that this is not who we are as Americans.” At press time, an elated Hoyer confirmed that the House had secured the bill’s passage after tacking on an additional $2.5 million in funding for the president’s border wall.
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February 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
DNC Aiming To Reconnect With Working-Class Americans With New ‘Hamilton’-Inspired Lena Dunham Web Series
WASHINGTON—Saying the new effort would help them make critical inroads with low-income rural voters following a stunning election loss last week, the Democratic National Committee announced the launch...
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February 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Cher is a cyborg. She’s a month older than the President and doing this. Sheesh #SNLConcert
February 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.
February 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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STUDENT WALK OUT- OUTSIDE LOS ANGELES CITY HALL:

High school students from all over LA have walked out of class and gathered in front of city hall to protest the president’s fascist agenda. SOLIDARITY WITH THE YOUTH! FUCK ICE!
February 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Worried about a fascist takeover? This sheet-pan paella will make you feel like you’re in 1930s Spain.
February 1, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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The bishop was quoting Jesus.
Trump Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt: "It was supposed to be a unifying and bipartisan church service ... everybody there was shocked and mortified by the disturbing comments from this bishop who chose to weaponize the pulpit ... she spewed lies."
January 22, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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me all day today
January 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
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January 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
@limitedrungames.bsky.social how come my game that “shipped” on November 18 hasn’t made any progress since then? Shipping label created only. Disappointed.
November 29, 2024 at 1:39 PM