URINE JESUS
@blessupbitch.bsky.social
@vehudur.bsky.social is my boywife girlthing. Estoy tratando de aprender español. AuDHD. 30. 🏳️⚧️ she/her
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URINE JESUS
@blessupbitch.bsky.social
· Jun 26
A coworker once described me as "not quite an idiot, not quite a savant," and tbh to this day idk if I've ever heard a more accurate description of anything ever
"sex scenes don't advance the plot!" bluesky doesn't advance the plot of your life but mfs still stay scrolling for 12 hrs a day
August 2, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"sex scenes don't advance the plot!" bluesky doesn't advance the plot of your life but mfs still stay scrolling for 12 hrs a day
Best Buy making it so difficult to shoplift from them is transphobic
August 2, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Best Buy making it so difficult to shoplift from them is transphobic
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yearning for multiple queer people is so good when u ain't got a bitch in ya ear insisting you should be monogamous
August 1, 2025 at 6:24 AM
yearning for multiple queer people is so good when u ain't got a bitch in ya ear insisting you should be monogamous
Need a partner who'll fuck me and make me feel good about it when they do
August 1, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Need a partner who'll fuck me and make me feel good about it when they do
If enough trans people started getting real loud about how Eating Shit Is Bad For You, Actually and got the right people talking about it, we could probably kill off the majority of TERF Island within a year
July 31, 2025 at 9:47 AM
If enough trans people started getting real loud about how Eating Shit Is Bad For You, Actually and got the right people talking about it, we could probably kill off the majority of TERF Island within a year
The more I think about this, the more I come to the conclusion that an excellent starting point for all kinds of horror is that anything can be a parasite if you try hard enough
42. Similarly, we don't have enough insect horror, and what we do have isn't really about what makes them scary, which is that they can get inside our bodies.
July 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The more I think about this, the more I come to the conclusion that an excellent starting point for all kinds of horror is that anything can be a parasite if you try hard enough
wjy tf is my dumb ass still laughing about this 12 hrs later my brain is broken
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July 29, 2025 at 10:40 AM
wjy tf is my dumb ass still laughing about this 12 hrs later my brain is broken
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i transitioned because for as long as i can remember i always wanted to be insufferable
July 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
i transitioned because for as long as i can remember i always wanted to be insufferable
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I'm not going to be reasonable, rhetorically, with the nazis in my replies. I consider you to be a lower order of primate, not even human. You forfeited your humanity, so stop crying that I'm being mean to you. You should be sent to labor camps to break rocks for thirty years
July 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm not going to be reasonable, rhetorically, with the nazis in my replies. I consider you to be a lower order of primate, not even human. You forfeited your humanity, so stop crying that I'm being mean to you. You should be sent to labor camps to break rocks for thirty years
You ever just be scrolling and all of a sudden gotta reverse and scroll back up so hard your scrolling finger gets whiplash?
July 26, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You ever just be scrolling and all of a sudden gotta reverse and scroll back up so hard your scrolling finger gets whiplash?
Fun fact: it is possible to recreate the experience of playing league of legends without using a computer simply by pouring salt, pepper and lemon juice down your urethra ✨🩷✨
there are so many other games that are good for you, like league of legends
July 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Fun fact: it is possible to recreate the experience of playing league of legends without using a computer simply by pouring salt, pepper and lemon juice down your urethra ✨🩷✨
okay but this is just factual tho
i saw a tiktok about how shitposting in childhood is a sign of testicle sentience and i can't stop thinking about it
July 25, 2025 at 12:37 AM
okay but this is just factual tho
They would be right to do so then and they would be right to do so now
300 years ago if you told people you had a glowing rectangle with a demon inside that knew all the information in the world, they'd burn you at the stake immediately without thinking twice
July 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
They would be right to do so then and they would be right to do so now
HELP I GOT A PIECE KF CEREAL STUCK IN MY SINUS
July 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
HELP I GOT A PIECE KF CEREAL STUCK IN MY SINUS
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"your pfp is your therapist" i am the luckiest therapy patient in the world!
“your pfp is your therapist”
im like the meanest mf to myself
im like the meanest mf to myself
July 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"your pfp is your therapist" i am the luckiest therapy patient in the world!
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repodt if you want lesbians or you orrrr or you youuuu or you like really like lesbians :3
July 22, 2025 at 7:02 AM
repodt if you want lesbians or you orrrr or you youuuu or you like really like lesbians :3
