Blemur (Bade)
@blemur.bsky.social
34/Male/IT worker. Married to a girl out of my league. Straight-ish. Father of 2 girls. ✝️. Sometimes a fat as hell dude.
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Judy Hopps in the big 25?????
November 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Judy Hopps in the big 25?????
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it's saturday. that means u have to look at emilys abs
November 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
it's saturday. that means u have to look at emilys abs
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My kid when I’m trying to leave the house
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
My kid when I’m trying to leave the house
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No Children (Part 1) - Gator Days
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
No Children (Part 1) - Gator Days
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Radiohead
Lightning Bolt
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
The Strokes
Kendrick Lamar
Radiohead
Lightning Bolt
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
The Strokes
Kendrick Lamar
Introduce yourself with fine concerts you’ve seen:
Panic! At the Disco
Conan Gray
Aurora
The Eagles
Journey
Panic! At the Disco
Conan Gray
Aurora
The Eagles
Journey
Intruduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Tangerine Dream
Peter Gabriel
Laurie Anderson
The Rutles
Spinal Tap
Tangerine Dream
Peter Gabriel
Laurie Anderson
The Rutles
Spinal Tap
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve seen
Radiohead
Lightning Bolt
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
The Strokes
Kendrick Lamar
Radiohead
Lightning Bolt
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
The Strokes
Kendrick Lamar
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Just realized I can explain the fat fur stuff I like/commission to my wife as “you know how everyone treats Thanksgiving like ‘eat and eat as much as you want all day long and get fat’ well I like that 24/7”.
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Just realized I can explain the fat fur stuff I like/commission to my wife as “you know how everyone treats Thanksgiving like ‘eat and eat as much as you want all day long and get fat’ well I like that 24/7”.
A raccoon can do a 1-hr workout in the hotel gym, as a treat.
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
A raccoon can do a 1-hr workout in the hotel gym, as a treat.
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Experience Oilers Hockey.
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Experience Oilers Hockey.
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opening more slots for delivery before december holidays! this is a good time to hit me up if u want to get an xmas gift from me!
send a DM / email goblinpng.art@gmail.com to claim
reposts appreciated!!<3
send a DM / email goblinpng.art@gmail.com to claim
reposts appreciated!!<3
November 23, 2025 at 1:54 PM
opening more slots for delivery before december holidays! this is a good time to hit me up if u want to get an xmas gift from me!
send a DM / email goblinpng.art@gmail.com to claim
reposts appreciated!!<3
send a DM / email goblinpng.art@gmail.com to claim
reposts appreciated!!<3
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November 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
I won a Crumbl cookie gift card in a church raffle…..
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I won a Crumbl cookie gift card in a church raffle…..
My opponent in fantasy football this week had Jahmyr Gibbs
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My opponent in fantasy football this week had Jahmyr Gibbs
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November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Dropping this early, This next week I'm gonna be doing quick colored sketch commissions that will be done by 11/30 for only $45! Sign up here! Invoices will go out friday! forms.gle/XXGirJwgQzCX...
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Dropping this early, This next week I'm gonna be doing quick colored sketch commissions that will be done by 11/30 for only $45! Sign up here! Invoices will go out friday! forms.gle/XXGirJwgQzCX...
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Happy Wolfenoot to everyone that celebrates!
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Happy Wolfenoot to everyone that celebrates!
Our oldest has decided over the past 2 years that she is a Chiefs fan (she loves Taylor Swift) and they are not doing well this year so far so we have been learning about like, adversity and staying calm under pressure, etc. :->
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Our oldest has decided over the past 2 years that she is a Chiefs fan (she loves Taylor Swift) and they are not doing well this year so far so we have been learning about like, adversity and staying calm under pressure, etc. :->
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And I might as well put up a reminder that I'm still accepting commission forms for on/off work through the end of the year forms.gle/VbGM3ktMmdxM...
JT's Story Store - Taking Commission Pitches
Hello! I am JT the red wolf, also known as youcrazyforthis. I am among other things a writer of fatfur and weight gain stories. This is the application to request a commission from me! Please only sub...
forms.gle
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
And I might as well put up a reminder that I'm still accepting commission forms for on/off work through the end of the year forms.gle/VbGM3ktMmdxM...
Early 2000’s anti-piracy DVD screen that says “You wouldn’t bully a raccon.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Early 2000’s anti-piracy DVD screen that says “You wouldn’t bully a raccon.”
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For Big Game week between Cal and Stanford I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on ESPN 30 years ago that required police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood.
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
What really happened the night Oski beat up the Stanford Tree
"I must've been 18 beers deep at that point. I was in big trouble."
www.sfgate.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
For Big Game week between Cal and Stanford I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on ESPN 30 years ago that required police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood.
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
Comments do not pass the vibes section. :x
November 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Comments do not pass the vibes section. :x
Earlier tonight.
Wife, making dinner and listening to Vampire Weekend.
7-y/o: “Mom, not this song, this is old people music that Dad likes.”
Me:
Wife, making dinner and listening to Vampire Weekend.
7-y/o: “Mom, not this song, this is old people music that Dad likes.”
Me:
November 19, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Earlier tonight.
Wife, making dinner and listening to Vampire Weekend.
7-y/o: “Mom, not this song, this is old people music that Dad likes.”
Me:
Wife, making dinner and listening to Vampire Weekend.
7-y/o: “Mom, not this song, this is old people music that Dad likes.”
Me: