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BUT LISTEN sometimes you gotta take the time to write the indulgently sad character flashback, OKAY? even if you know you’re gonna have to whittle it down to like a couple paragraphs. sometimes pissing off future editing you is present writing you’s self-care 😌
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
BUT LISTEN sometimes you gotta take the time to write the indulgently sad character flashback, OKAY? even if you know you’re gonna have to whittle it down to like a couple paragraphs. sometimes pissing off future editing you is present writing you’s self-care 😌
omg the series of comments you left tickled me entirely 😭😭😭 it is very funny to me that like “OMG I MADE MY FRIEND RAUCOUSLY HORNED UP 🥰” is actually such a wholesome, positive interaction between fandom friends, but here we are lmaoooo 😂
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
omg the series of comments you left tickled me entirely 😭😭😭 it is very funny to me that like “OMG I MADE MY FRIEND RAUCOUSLY HORNED UP 🥰” is actually such a wholesome, positive interaction between fandom friends, but here we are lmaoooo 😂
(ngl tho I am still just a little salty that I have to do the epilogue requirements again. AND ALSO if Narcissus and Icarus don’t trigger their necessary dialogues soon, I am going to hhhmmmnnnngggg shit in someone’s mouth 😡)
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
(ngl tho I am still just a little salty that I have to do the epilogue requirements again. AND ALSO if Narcissus and Icarus don’t trigger their necessary dialogues soon, I am going to hhhmmmnnnngggg shit in someone’s mouth 😡)
the ocean was on fire like 4 years ago and I feel like we all moved past that way too fast
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
the ocean was on fire like 4 years ago and I feel like we all moved past that way too fast
said this and now I’m 2 death defiances deep on fuckin Olympus, lol this axe run has reminded me the importance of being humble
(also reminded me that, across games in general, I am just a liiiiiittle ass at heavy weapons, oof. 😂)
(also reminded me that, across games in general, I am just a liiiiiittle ass at heavy weapons, oof. 😂)
November 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
said this and now I’m 2 death defiances deep on fuckin Olympus, lol this axe run has reminded me the importance of being humble
(also reminded me that, across games in general, I am just a liiiiiittle ass at heavy weapons, oof. 😂)
(also reminded me that, across games in general, I am just a liiiiiittle ass at heavy weapons, oof. 😂)
they did add an incantation to take you back in time in your run, but that’ll undo that FUCKING fates prophecy for the epilogue, which took hours of game time to complete. 😭😭😭
November 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
they did add an incantation to take you back in time in your run, but that’ll undo that FUCKING fates prophecy for the epilogue, which took hours of game time to complete. 😭😭😭
🍑🍑🍑 😂 thank you!
November 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
🍑🍑🍑 😂 thank you!
OK, that makes sense! similar to like a city councillor position, I see!
but also 🤯 like we have municipal taxes, but not to two bodies. it goes to the city/town or rural municipality, not BOTH. municipal, provincial, federal…y’all have county in there too? that’s some bullshit steven lol
but also 🤯 like we have municipal taxes, but not to two bodies. it goes to the city/town or rural municipality, not BOTH. municipal, provincial, federal…y’all have county in there too? that’s some bullshit steven lol
October 31, 2025 at 12:22 PM
OK, that makes sense! similar to like a city councillor position, I see!
but also 🤯 like we have municipal taxes, but not to two bodies. it goes to the city/town or rural municipality, not BOTH. municipal, provincial, federal…y’all have county in there too? that’s some bullshit steven lol
but also 🤯 like we have municipal taxes, but not to two bodies. it goes to the city/town or rural municipality, not BOTH. municipal, provincial, federal…y’all have county in there too? that’s some bullshit steven lol
this is legitimately fascinating to me lol, please forgive my follow-up questions, but like…was he elected? is it a like campaign and get re-elected every few years kind of thing? or is it a job you can just apply for and get? ALSO do you have to pay taxes to your city AND county AND state?
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 AM
this is legitimately fascinating to me lol, please forgive my follow-up questions, but like…was he elected? is it a like campaign and get re-elected every few years kind of thing? or is it a job you can just apply for and get? ALSO do you have to pay taxes to your city AND county AND state?
I could google this, but I genuinely think it’s an important human experience to keep some things to carry around and wonder about until The Moment arrives when you’re presented a more interesting way to learn about it 😌
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I could google this, but I genuinely think it’s an important human experience to keep some things to carry around and wonder about until The Moment arrives when you’re presented a more interesting way to learn about it 😌