Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them
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ℹ️ Kris, 30+, 🇨🇦, they/them; 🏳️🌈alphabet mafioso; ✍🏽 wordsmith & sentence wrangler; 🔞 rated R; 👋🏽gold of heart, dumb of ass; 📥 DM for commissions; 🌐 https://archiveofourown.org/users/BleedingTypewriter/works
omg the series of comments you left tickled me entirely 😭😭😭 it is very funny to me that like “OMG I MADE MY FRIEND RAUCOUSLY HORNED UP 🥰” is actually such a wholesome, positive interaction between fandom friends, but here we are lmaoooo 😂
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
omg the series of comments you left tickled me entirely 😭😭😭 it is very funny to me that like “OMG I MADE MY FRIEND RAUCOUSLY HORNED UP 🥰” is actually such a wholesome, positive interaction between fandom friends, but here we are lmaoooo 😂
number 1 on my hear me out cake is the spawn of typhon.
(the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
(the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
number 1 on my hear me out cake is the spawn of typhon.
(the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
(the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
an old boss of mine gifted me a jacket a few years back, and I don’t wear it all too often because it’s so light coloured…checked the label today, it’s a fucking VINTAGE ALEXANDER MCQUEEN??? looked it up, it’s from the 2003 Scanners collection. I OWN THIS ALEXANDER MCQUEEN JACKET WTF 🤯
October 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
an old boss of mine gifted me a jacket a few years back, and I don’t wear it all too often because it’s so light coloured…checked the label today, it’s a fucking VINTAGE ALEXANDER MCQUEEN??? looked it up, it’s from the 2003 Scanners collection. I OWN THIS ALEXANDER MCQUEEN JACKET WTF 🤯
recently realized that since I gained weight and got my ass ‘n’ titties back, fucking NONE of my clothes fit (for like the 4th time in my life FUCK) so I’ve been slowly revamping my wardrobe, and the hardest thing is finding cool enough t-shirts, but I think I found a gooder today lol
October 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
recently realized that since I gained weight and got my ass ‘n’ titties back, fucking NONE of my clothes fit (for like the 4th time in my life FUCK) so I’ve been slowly revamping my wardrobe, and the hardest thing is finding cool enough t-shirts, but I think I found a gooder today lol
🫵🏽DON’T DO IT
October 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
🫵🏽DON’T DO IT
Kurt Vonnegut, we need you now more than ever
(⬇️ from Breakfast of Champions)
(⬇️ from Breakfast of Champions)
October 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Kurt Vonnegut, we need you now more than ever
(⬇️ from Breakfast of Champions)
(⬇️ from Breakfast of Champions)
mentally I will be HERE until 2026 😩👌🏽
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
mentally I will be HERE until 2026 😩👌🏽
more from that #GhostSoap #WIP, OW, I’m hurting my own feelings 🥲
September 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
more from that #GhostSoap #WIP, OW, I’m hurting my own feelings 🥲
a little #GhostSoap post-canon Soap-lives-but-has-to-go-civilian reunion-to-lovers #WIP for ya.
who’s ready to have EMOTIONS?? 😃😈
who’s ready to have EMOTIONS?? 😃😈
September 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
a little #GhostSoap post-canon Soap-lives-but-has-to-go-civilian reunion-to-lovers #WIP for ya.
who’s ready to have EMOTIONS?? 😃😈
who’s ready to have EMOTIONS?? 😃😈
🤯 fucking insane kudos email to wake up to DAMN I love fic readers so much 🥹🥹🥹 And the COMMENTS. 😭 folks gotta STOP or stg I’m gonna cry
September 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
🤯 fucking insane kudos email to wake up to DAMN I love fic readers so much 🥹🥹🥹 And the COMMENTS. 😭 folks gotta STOP or stg I’m gonna cry
I wrote this instead of working, and therefore will have to work instead of sleeping, so y’all better run in here and come get y’all juice 😤
🚨NEW FIC ALERT WEEOOWEEOO🚨
Pairing: Ghost/Soap
Rating: Explicit
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/70894746
Description/tags: 📸👇🏽
🚨NEW FIC ALERT WEEOOWEEOO🚨
Pairing: Ghost/Soap
Rating: Explicit
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/70894746
Description/tags: 📸👇🏽
September 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I wrote this instead of working, and therefore will have to work instead of sleeping, so y’all better run in here and come get y’all juice 😤
🚨NEW FIC ALERT WEEOOWEEOO🚨
Pairing: Ghost/Soap
Rating: Explicit
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/70894746
Description/tags: 📸👇🏽
🚨NEW FIC ALERT WEEOOWEEOO🚨
Pairing: Ghost/Soap
Rating: Explicit
Link: archiveofourown.org/works/70894746
Description/tags: 📸👇🏽
today, my mom handed me a sketchy plastic bag secured with a twist tie, and it turns out it contains a frankly insane amount of weed my step-dad grew, and that’s on being Canadian while having rad parents lmao
September 11, 2025 at 1:12 AM
today, my mom handed me a sketchy plastic bag secured with a twist tie, and it turns out it contains a frankly insane amount of weed my step-dad grew, and that’s on being Canadian while having rad parents lmao
thread reads like a list of Panic! At The Disco song titles 😂
August 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
thread reads like a list of Panic! At The Disco song titles 😂
Hey so quick question: what the ACTUAL FUCK is wrong with the klance fandom that they constantly feel so fucking entitled to repost anything that’s ever been made with their blorbos??? Do the words “do not repost” slide off their smooth brains or?????
August 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hey so quick question: what the ACTUAL FUCK is wrong with the klance fandom that they constantly feel so fucking entitled to repost anything that’s ever been made with their blorbos??? Do the words “do not repost” slide off their smooth brains or?????
So after we dissected Weapons for like an hour and a half yesterday, we ended up watching a low-budget 2008 Canadian horror called Pontypool, and I gotta say…Pontypool is the one I can’t stop thinking about this morning.
I don’t usually agree with reviews, but for me, Bibbiani nailed it on this one.
I don’t usually agree with reviews, but for me, Bibbiani nailed it on this one.
August 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
So after we dissected Weapons for like an hour and a half yesterday, we ended up watching a low-budget 2008 Canadian horror called Pontypool, and I gotta say…Pontypool is the one I can’t stop thinking about this morning.
I don’t usually agree with reviews, but for me, Bibbiani nailed it on this one.
I don’t usually agree with reviews, but for me, Bibbiani nailed it on this one.
me trying to decipher what the fuck I meant by some of these rambling late-night fic notes:
August 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
me trying to decipher what the fuck I meant by some of these rambling late-night fic notes:
Strange Days is worth it just to watch Angela Bassett repeatedly beat up this one white lady with the worst “locs” I’ve ever seen lol
July 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Strange Days is worth it just to watch Angela Bassett repeatedly beat up this one white lady with the worst “locs” I’ve ever seen lol
like “fandom is a community! 🥰” is a fucking lie and I never want to hear that shit again, SHAME on us forever
July 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
like “fandom is a community! 🥰” is a fucking lie and I never want to hear that shit again, SHAME on us forever
he was a very silly little man and I love him very much
July 22, 2025 at 1:21 AM
he was a very silly little man and I love him very much
the being is releasing endorphins 😌
July 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the being is releasing endorphins 😌
husband has been suggesting we watch Strange Days for like years.
motherfucker, I’d have watched it a decade ago if he’d led with the fact that it stars Ralph Fiennes and Angela Bassett at their absolute hottest 😩 plus she’s a bad-ass and he’s a bit pathetic, oh GOD I have never been more bisexual
motherfucker, I’d have watched it a decade ago if he’d led with the fact that it stars Ralph Fiennes and Angela Bassett at their absolute hottest 😩 plus she’s a bad-ass and he’s a bit pathetic, oh GOD I have never been more bisexual
July 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
husband has been suggesting we watch Strange Days for like years.
motherfucker, I’d have watched it a decade ago if he’d led with the fact that it stars Ralph Fiennes and Angela Bassett at their absolute hottest 😩 plus she’s a bad-ass and he’s a bit pathetic, oh GOD I have never been more bisexual
motherfucker, I’d have watched it a decade ago if he’d led with the fact that it stars Ralph Fiennes and Angela Bassett at their absolute hottest 😩 plus she’s a bad-ass and he’s a bit pathetic, oh GOD I have never been more bisexual
lmao legitimately, I’m always SO tempted to do something witty and pithy to skip the details, but then I feel like I’m cheating the erotica readers. leaving them hanging like
July 16, 2025 at 4:22 PM
lmao legitimately, I’m always SO tempted to do something witty and pithy to skip the details, but then I feel like I’m cheating the erotica readers. leaving them hanging like
summer can be rough when you’re allergic to mosquito bites 😭 skeeter syndrome is such a stupid fucking name for an allergy that hurts so much
July 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
summer can be rough when you’re allergic to mosquito bites 😭 skeeter syndrome is such a stupid fucking name for an allergy that hurts so much
lol remember last year when we went to my parents’ cabin on the ONE WEEKEND when the fishflies come out for their like 48-hour lifecycle?
well, we’re at the cottage again. 🙃
well, we’re at the cottage again. 🙃
July 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
lol remember last year when we went to my parents’ cabin on the ONE WEEKEND when the fishflies come out for their like 48-hour lifecycle?
well, we’re at the cottage again. 🙃
well, we’re at the cottage again. 🙃
neat thing about being an adult and having free will is you can just order the silly buckled anime-ass skort
June 28, 2025 at 9:05 PM
neat thing about being an adult and having free will is you can just order the silly buckled anime-ass skort