Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them
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ℹ️ Kris, 30+, 🇨🇦, they/them; 🏳️🌈alphabet mafioso; ✍🏽 wordsmith & sentence wrangler; 🔞 rated R; 👋🏽gold of heart, dumb of ass; 📥 DM for commissions; 🌐 https://archiveofourown.org/users/BleedingTypewriter/works
finally had the time and energy to do some writing sprints tonight.
the portion of the outline I tackled was 11 words long.
the section I wrote for it is, so far, 1,424 words long.
TRULY sometimes the pain of writing is taking hours to put down words you know DAMN WELL are going to get cut 😭
the portion of the outline I tackled was 11 words long.
the section I wrote for it is, so far, 1,424 words long.
TRULY sometimes the pain of writing is taking hours to put down words you know DAMN WELL are going to get cut 😭
November 14, 2025 at 3:57 AM
finally had the time and energy to do some writing sprints tonight.
the portion of the outline I tackled was 11 words long.
the section I wrote for it is, so far, 1,424 words long.
TRULY sometimes the pain of writing is taking hours to put down words you know DAMN WELL are going to get cut 😭
the portion of the outline I tackled was 11 words long.
the section I wrote for it is, so far, 1,424 words long.
TRULY sometimes the pain of writing is taking hours to put down words you know DAMN WELL are going to get cut 😭
HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT ECHO IS THE ONLY CHARACTER ACROSS 2 HADES GAMES WHOSE GIFTING OPTION ONLY COMES UP AFTER YOU FUCKING TALK TO HER??? SO IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE TO BE LIKE 150 RUNS IN, MISSING ONE KEEPSAKE, AND UNKNOWINGLY LOCKING YOURSELF OUT FROM PROGRESSING 2 SEPARATE STORYLINES??? 🙃🙃🙃
(ngl tho I am still just a little salty that I have to do the epilogue requirements again. AND ALSO if Narcissus and Icarus don’t trigger their necessary dialogues soon, I am going to hhhmmmnnnngggg shit in someone’s mouth 😡)
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
HEY DID YOU KNOW THAT ECHO IS THE ONLY CHARACTER ACROSS 2 HADES GAMES WHOSE GIFTING OPTION ONLY COMES UP AFTER YOU FUCKING TALK TO HER??? SO IT IS ENTIRELY POSSIBLE TO BE LIKE 150 RUNS IN, MISSING ONE KEEPSAKE, AND UNKNOWINGLY LOCKING YOURSELF OUT FROM PROGRESSING 2 SEPARATE STORYLINES??? 🙃🙃🙃
oh. OH. finally taking time to listen to the Hades 2 soundtrack proper and OHHHHH. goddamn, Darren Korb is one of the best working musicians today, and you cannot change my mind.
November 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
oh. OH. finally taking time to listen to the Hades 2 soundtrack proper and OHHHHH. goddamn, Darren Korb is one of the best working musicians today, and you cannot change my mind.
OK FUCK I re-beat Hades 2 after patch 1, and it was absolutely worth it. Not perfect (though again, I think expecting perfection/engaging in comparison is just a recipe for disappointment here), but still MUCH better writing on the credits ending.
Supergiant, pls keep making games. 🥹
Supergiant, pls keep making games. 🥹
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
OK FUCK I re-beat Hades 2 after patch 1, and it was absolutely worth it. Not perfect (though again, I think expecting perfection/engaging in comparison is just a recipe for disappointment here), but still MUCH better writing on the credits ending.
Supergiant, pls keep making games. 🥹
Supergiant, pls keep making games. 🥹
earth is so unserious because what do you mean fascism exists but also so does the naked mole rat
November 4, 2025 at 4:35 AM
earth is so unserious because what do you mean fascism exists but also so does the naked mole rat
number 1 on my hear me out cake is the spawn of typhon.
(the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
(the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
number 1 on my hear me out cake is the spawn of typhon.
(the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
(the spawn of typhon is also numbers 2 thru 7 on said cake 👀)
found out today that God/Jesus is a rarepair in the Christian bible fandom on ao3.
I have nowhere to put this information, I just think it’s hilarious.
(actually interesting, tho, it tends to be treated as selfcest, like multiple parts of The Holy Trinity getting down with itself.)
I have nowhere to put this information, I just think it’s hilarious.
(actually interesting, tho, it tends to be treated as selfcest, like multiple parts of The Holy Trinity getting down with itself.)
November 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
found out today that God/Jesus is a rarepair in the Christian bible fandom on ao3.
I have nowhere to put this information, I just think it’s hilarious.
(actually interesting, tho, it tends to be treated as selfcest, like multiple parts of The Holy Trinity getting down with itself.)
I have nowhere to put this information, I just think it’s hilarious.
(actually interesting, tho, it tends to be treated as selfcest, like multiple parts of The Holy Trinity getting down with itself.)
Hades 2 new ending incantation takes you back in time to the point at which you need 4 typhon defeats and 7 chronos defeats, SO I guess like 12 wins + the Prometheus prophecy + final dates requirement isn’t THAT bad. REALLY glad I can pretty well guarantee a win every time at 4 fear and below tho 😮💨
November 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Hades 2 new ending incantation takes you back in time to the point at which you need 4 typhon defeats and 7 chronos defeats, SO I guess like 12 wins + the Prometheus prophecy + final dates requirement isn’t THAT bad. REALLY glad I can pretty well guarantee a win every time at 4 fear and below tho 😮💨
SIGH ok I did it. only resets the prophecies about finding the fates (so FUCK ME can’t wait to bang my head against the same chaos trial like 12 times again to get the fucking Prometheus prompt 😡) and hypnos’s waking, so not horrible, but still. 😭 I have to do the WHOLE EPILOGUE again 😭😭😭
they did add an incantation to take you back in time in your run, but that’ll undo that FUCKING fates prophecy for the epilogue, which took hours of game time to complete. 😭😭😭
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
SIGH ok I did it. only resets the prophecies about finding the fates (so FUCK ME can’t wait to bang my head against the same chaos trial like 12 times again to get the fucking Prometheus prompt 😡) and hypnos’s waking, so not horrible, but still. 😭 I have to do the WHOLE EPILOGUE again 😭😭😭
love that they’re updating the ending of hades 2 but ngl, I didn’t play EA specifically because I wanted access to the fully story, and I’m waaayyyyy into post-epilogue, so now I just have to start a whole new game to actually experience the ending that I already waited and paid for…idk man.
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
love that they’re updating the ending of hades 2 but ngl, I didn’t play EA specifically because I wanted access to the fully story, and I’m waaayyyyy into post-epilogue, so now I just have to start a whole new game to actually experience the ending that I already waited and paid for…idk man.
happy sale candy day to all those who celebrate
November 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
happy sale candy day to all those who celebrate
I’m so afraid of flying that my partner is currently on a flight and I’m lying in bed apparently trying to experience all his anxiety for him (WHAT IF THE DOOR FLIES OFF THE PLANE? people used to think I was crazy for being afraid of shit like that, but I WAS RIGHT and WHAT IF??)
November 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I’m so afraid of flying that my partner is currently on a flight and I’m lying in bed apparently trying to experience all his anxiety for him (WHAT IF THE DOOR FLIES OFF THE PLANE? people used to think I was crazy for being afraid of shit like that, but I WAS RIGHT and WHAT IF??)
people are forgetting the most important part of fandom etiquette, which is to give me specifically a firm little pat on the butt. far too many people are claiming to be in fandom without giving me specifically firm little pats on the butt. 😡 do better, fandom.
October 31, 2025 at 11:55 AM
people are forgetting the most important part of fandom etiquette, which is to give me specifically a firm little pat on the butt. far too many people are claiming to be in fandom without giving me specifically firm little pats on the butt. 😡 do better, fandom.
as a Canadian, something I’ve always been confused about is what the fuck is a county?? the same as a municipality? but no, because apparently even big cities are in counties? and there are like county rules?? that differ from state rules or…? do counties have government reps like councillors??
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 AM
as a Canadian, something I’ve always been confused about is what the fuck is a county?? the same as a municipality? but no, because apparently even big cities are in counties? and there are like county rules?? that differ from state rules or…? do counties have government reps like councillors??
an old boss of mine gifted me a jacket a few years back, and I don’t wear it all too often because it’s so light coloured…checked the label today, it’s a fucking VINTAGE ALEXANDER MCQUEEN??? looked it up, it’s from the 2003 Scanners collection. I OWN THIS ALEXANDER MCQUEEN JACKET WTF 🤯
October 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM
an old boss of mine gifted me a jacket a few years back, and I don’t wear it all too often because it’s so light coloured…checked the label today, it’s a fucking VINTAGE ALEXANDER MCQUEEN??? looked it up, it’s from the 2003 Scanners collection. I OWN THIS ALEXANDER MCQUEEN JACKET WTF 🤯
Martin McDonagh has not made a single bad film, and if you disagree, we unfortunately cannot be friends. 😔
October 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Martin McDonagh has not made a single bad film, and if you disagree, we unfortunately cannot be friends. 😔
recently realized that since I gained weight and got my ass ‘n’ titties back, fucking NONE of my clothes fit (for like the 4th time in my life FUCK) so I’ve been slowly revamping my wardrobe, and the hardest thing is finding cool enough t-shirts, but I think I found a gooder today lol
October 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
recently realized that since I gained weight and got my ass ‘n’ titties back, fucking NONE of my clothes fit (for like the 4th time in my life FUCK) so I’ve been slowly revamping my wardrobe, and the hardest thing is finding cool enough t-shirts, but I think I found a gooder today lol
my dentist has reminded me of my appointment a whole week out, and now again5 days out, and for a second I was like “this seems like overkill” before I remembered that I literally found my dentist by googling “dentists good with ADHD” and also I haven’t been there in like 18 months so like FAIR
October 24, 2025 at 1:03 PM
my dentist has reminded me of my appointment a whole week out, and now again5 days out, and for a second I was like “this seems like overkill” before I remembered that I literally found my dentist by googling “dentists good with ADHD” and also I haven’t been there in like 18 months so like FAIR
in part of a larger conversation with my therapist, I said, “I guess part of me wants a little effort [from another person],” and the way this woman paused for SO LONG with the sweetest smile, and then just said, “🧐…’a little’ effort?” 😭 best thing I ever did was get a therapist that clocks my shit.
October 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
in part of a larger conversation with my therapist, I said, “I guess part of me wants a little effort [from another person],” and the way this woman paused for SO LONG with the sweetest smile, and then just said, “🧐…’a little’ effort?” 😭 best thing I ever did was get a therapist that clocks my shit.
the most non-binary thing about me is the way I sweat like a huge burly man 😩 tatas the size of fuckin’ watermelons that look like they’re literally weeping underboob sweat down to my waistline, truly this is the non-biney way
October 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
the most non-binary thing about me is the way I sweat like a huge burly man 😩 tatas the size of fuckin’ watermelons that look like they’re literally weeping underboob sweat down to my waistline, truly this is the non-biney way
UH OH just realized I can combine this with the painter AU and kill two birds with one stone
UH OH GUESS WHO WAS JOKING ABOUT STARTING ANOTHER GOTDAM WIP BUT NOW IS ACTUALLY FUCKING STARTING ANOTHER.👊🏽GOD.👊🏽DAMNED.👊🏽W I P. 👊🏽 hands up who hates kris 🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽 lol
UH OH GUESS WHO WAS JOKING ABOUT STARTING ANOTHER GOTDAM WIP BUT NOW IS ACTUALLY FUCKING STARTING ANOTHER.👊🏽GOD.👊🏽DAMNED.👊🏽W I P. 👊🏽 hands up who hates kris 🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽 lol
I have a Very Specific idea for a bottom Ghost fic (and by that I mean I have exactly one sexual act that will not leave my brain, so now I guess I gotta do the fuckin thing where I torture myself turning a 2k PWP into a 10k character-centred short story)
October 20, 2025 at 6:59 PM
UH OH just realized I can combine this with the painter AU and kill two birds with one stone
UH OH GUESS WHO WAS JOKING ABOUT STARTING ANOTHER GOTDAM WIP BUT NOW IS ACTUALLY FUCKING STARTING ANOTHER.👊🏽GOD.👊🏽DAMNED.👊🏽W I P. 👊🏽 hands up who hates kris 🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽 lol
UH OH GUESS WHO WAS JOKING ABOUT STARTING ANOTHER GOTDAM WIP BUT NOW IS ACTUALLY FUCKING STARTING ANOTHER.👊🏽GOD.👊🏽DAMNED.👊🏽W I P. 👊🏽 hands up who hates kris 🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽🙋🏽 lol
so they have to open all the doors on my floor for a few hours today to paint them, and the PLOT is T H I C K E N I N G 😈😈😈 the man painting my door is a sweet old guy, BUT WHAT IF HE WAS A HOT SCOTTISH BRUTE AND I WAS A SKULL-MASKED ENGLISH EDGELORD? WHAT THEN?? 👀👀👀 (#ghostsoap ramble cont’d ⬇️)
THE SONG JUST CHANGED TO HUNGRY EYES ALDBDIDHFIFB HE’S GOING FULL FALSETTO LMAOOOO this is a ghostsoap oneshot waiting to happen. Shut-in Ghost who falls for the muscly Scottish painter singing 🎶I FEEL THE MAGIC BETWEEEEN YOU AND IIIIII🎶 outside his door at 8 in the morning.
October 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
so they have to open all the doors on my floor for a few hours today to paint them, and the PLOT is T H I C K E N I N G 😈😈😈 the man painting my door is a sweet old guy, BUT WHAT IF HE WAS A HOT SCOTTISH BRUTE AND I WAS A SKULL-MASKED ENGLISH EDGELORD? WHAT THEN?? 👀👀👀 (#ghostsoap ramble cont’d ⬇️)
I have a Very Specific idea for a bottom Ghost fic (and by that I mean I have exactly one sexual act that will not leave my brain, so now I guess I gotta do the fuckin thing where I torture myself turning a 2k PWP into a 10k character-centred short story)
October 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I have a Very Specific idea for a bottom Ghost fic (and by that I mean I have exactly one sexual act that will not leave my brain, so now I guess I gotta do the fuckin thing where I torture myself turning a 2k PWP into a 10k character-centred short story)
Kurt Vonnegut, we need you now more than ever
(⬇️ from Breakfast of Champions)
(⬇️ from Breakfast of Champions)
October 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Kurt Vonnegut, we need you now more than ever
(⬇️ from Breakfast of Champions)
(⬇️ from Breakfast of Champions)
I must look insane from the outside because I’m doing laundry, changing sheets, winding down for bed…and every few minutes reopening a blatant porn image to just stare at it like “oh my GOD it’s so GOOD???” 😂 just cheesin’ at Soap’s cock ‘n’ balls like a proud parent 🥹
October 19, 2025 at 3:36 AM
I must look insane from the outside because I’m doing laundry, changing sheets, winding down for bed…and every few minutes reopening a blatant porn image to just stare at it like “oh my GOD it’s so GOOD???” 😂 just cheesin’ at Soap’s cock ‘n’ balls like a proud parent 🥹