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Kris | 30+ | they/them, queer | 🇨🇦 | writer | my id, ego, and superego are in a toxic three-way situationship
I saw this and chuckled and then went “…wait…” and now I’ve been thinking about it for like 7 hours 😭😂 like no because WHAT WOULD HAPPEN???
What does the It Follows entity think about group sex 🤔 been wondering this hmmm the polycule
February 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
I saw this and chuckled and then went “…wait…” and now I’ve been thinking about it for like 7 hours 😭😂 like no because WHAT WOULD HAPPEN???
partaking in Vital Therapy rn (I am getting a fresh cut and dyeing my hair a great big bright fuck-off colour 😌)
February 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
partaking in Vital Therapy rn (I am getting a fresh cut and dyeing my hair a great big bright fuck-off colour 😌)
So…this thing I’m working on…it kinda needs an embedded narrative…if I finish this thing, like actually finish it, it would give me the opportunity to do the funniest thing by making a sequel and having it just be the content of the original story within a story…🤔🧐
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 PM
So…this thing I’m working on…it kinda needs an embedded narrative…if I finish this thing, like actually finish it, it would give me the opportunity to do the funniest thing by making a sequel and having it just be the content of the original story within a story…🤔🧐
just realized I casually thought Dylan O’Brien and Drew Lynch were the same person 😭 I’ve been walking around like “wow, his speech therapy is REALLY working now, and I didn’t know he got into acting!” 😭😭😭
February 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
just realized I casually thought Dylan O’Brien and Drew Lynch were the same person 😭 I’ve been walking around like “wow, his speech therapy is REALLY working now, and I didn’t know he got into acting!” 😭😭😭
trying to come up with cringe fandom takes and code names and I keep going “hmmmm idk that sounds too silly” and turns out the cure for that is to log on to twitter dot com for like 3 seconds to witness levels of cringe I could not fathom if I tried
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
trying to come up with cringe fandom takes and code names and I keep going “hmmmm idk that sounds too silly” and turns out the cure for that is to log on to twitter dot com for like 3 seconds to witness levels of cringe I could not fathom if I tried
I either have contrarian brain or I’m too overwhelmed. I literally Cannot™️ even open the ao3 page for a Popular Fandom until at least several months have passed from peak popularity and the general hysteria has died down, so I look forward to finally reading Heated Rivalry fic in like 2027 lol
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I either have contrarian brain or I’m too overwhelmed. I literally Cannot™️ even open the ao3 page for a Popular Fandom until at least several months have passed from peak popularity and the general hysteria has died down, so I look forward to finally reading Heated Rivalry fic in like 2027 lol
oh boy oh boy oh boy if things keep going the way they are, I’m gonna get a star sticker from my therapist at my next appointment, I can feel it. 🤩
(I have been working very hard but also being very gentle with myself, just doing What I Can, not What I “Should”, and WHAT A TWIST, it’s working lol)
(I have been working very hard but also being very gentle with myself, just doing What I Can, not What I “Should”, and WHAT A TWIST, it’s working lol)
February 1, 2026 at 12:57 AM
oh boy oh boy oh boy if things keep going the way they are, I’m gonna get a star sticker from my therapist at my next appointment, I can feel it. 🤩
(I have been working very hard but also being very gentle with myself, just doing What I Can, not What I “Should”, and WHAT A TWIST, it’s working lol)
(I have been working very hard but also being very gentle with myself, just doing What I Can, not What I “Should”, and WHAT A TWIST, it’s working lol)
writing a M/M romance and somehow I’ve managed to make my favourite a side character who is over 40, always tired, and chronically Over Everyone’s Bullshit 😭 oh Jing, you are very dear to me.
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
writing a M/M romance and somehow I’ve managed to make my favourite a side character who is over 40, always tired, and chronically Over Everyone’s Bullshit 😭 oh Jing, you are very dear to me.
ooooooooh boy, I think February needs to be the month I finally go all in on a THC break…methinks methinks methinks…
January 31, 2026 at 6:26 PM
ooooooooh boy, I think February needs to be the month I finally go all in on a THC break…methinks methinks methinks…
the whole heated rivalry Francois hate train is horrifying to watch in real time but ngl I’m working on a story that deals heavily with online parasociality at the moment so like…I am disgusted by the behaviours, but I am looking, I am peeping, I am taking copious notes 👀👀👀✍🏽
January 29, 2026 at 4:52 PM
the whole heated rivalry Francois hate train is horrifying to watch in real time but ngl I’m working on a story that deals heavily with online parasociality at the moment so like…I am disgusted by the behaviours, but I am looking, I am peeping, I am taking copious notes 👀👀👀✍🏽
ilya rozanov @ shane hollander the second after he watched him neatly fold his clothes pre-hookup:
January 28, 2026 at 7:57 PM
ilya rozanov @ shane hollander the second after he watched him neatly fold his clothes pre-hookup:
busy af with work at the moment so I’m gonna see if I can leverage it into some creative energy bc nothing gets words flowing like the knowledge that you really, really don’t have time to be writing rn lmao
January 28, 2026 at 6:00 PM
busy af with work at the moment so I’m gonna see if I can leverage it into some creative energy bc nothing gets words flowing like the knowledge that you really, really don’t have time to be writing rn lmao
ngl I think the quinn story was actually a really bad pr move bc they planned it before the show got That Big and it ended up convincing a very vocal subsection of mentally unwell heated rivalry fans that apparently hudson williams and connor storrie are solely a package deal.
January 28, 2026 at 5:45 PM
ngl I think the quinn story was actually a really bad pr move bc they planned it before the show got That Big and it ended up convincing a very vocal subsection of mentally unwell heated rivalry fans that apparently hudson williams and connor storrie are solely a package deal.
I could never be an actor, I don’t trust bitches enough. can you imagine putting your whole pussy into a role only for them to fuck it up in the edit
January 24, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I could never be an actor, I don’t trust bitches enough. can you imagine putting your whole pussy into a role only for them to fuck it up in the edit
realizing I have free will and can make this fictional top be the kind of guy who talks you through it 😌
January 24, 2026 at 3:23 PM
realizing I have free will and can make this fictional top be the kind of guy who talks you through it 😌
was watching porn and heard the bottom moan, “oh, fuckin’ right,” and I had to immediately stop halfway to Boner Town to look up if he was Canadian. (for the record: nope, but close. Iowa. 😂)
January 24, 2026 at 3:06 PM
was watching porn and heard the bottom moan, “oh, fuckin’ right,” and I had to immediately stop halfway to Boner Town to look up if he was Canadian. (for the record: nope, but close. Iowa. 😂)
Reposted by BleedingTypewriter || Honourable Goober the Ween
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
I know it’s bad for my mental health to isolate and I would love to get out and maybe do some writing at a cafe or something, but there is an extreme cold warning outside and my partner just sent me this selfie from his outdoor shooting day so far, so uh…fuck that, man 🥶
January 23, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I know it’s bad for my mental health to isolate and I would love to get out and maybe do some writing at a cafe or something, but there is an extreme cold warning outside and my partner just sent me this selfie from his outdoor shooting day so far, so uh…fuck that, man 🥶
realized I have the scrivener app so I can just copy-paste and then replace the placeholder names, and tell me how I have almost 2.5k in just rough notes for maybe 1/2 or 2/3 of this thing 👀 I’m brute forcing this mental illness into anything but what it’s been doing lately, and baby, it is…working?
January 23, 2026 at 6:43 AM
realized I have the scrivener app so I can just copy-paste and then replace the placeholder names, and tell me how I have almost 2.5k in just rough notes for maybe 1/2 or 2/3 of this thing 👀 I’m brute forcing this mental illness into anything but what it’s been doing lately, and baby, it is…working?
insane having a partner in film bc you’ll get a text that’s just like “well, we wrapped, but I just found out about a new shot tomorrow, so now I have to stay a build a whole new camera” 🤯
a couple days ago he was like “ok, the day with the explosions went well, so now I can relax” 😭 dude
a couple days ago he was like “ok, the day with the explosions went well, so now I can relax” 😭 dude
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 AM
insane having a partner in film bc you’ll get a text that’s just like “well, we wrapped, but I just found out about a new shot tomorrow, so now I have to stay a build a whole new camera” 🤯
a couple days ago he was like “ok, the day with the explosions went well, so now I can relax” 😭 dude
a couple days ago he was like “ok, the day with the explosions went well, so now I can relax” 😭 dude
finally made the leap and started transferring my latest notes from notes app to scrivener, and OOPS, I accidentally delayed myself by writing 1,300 words of main character backstory. not a terrible problem to have, for once!
January 23, 2026 at 1:31 AM
finally made the leap and started transferring my latest notes from notes app to scrivener, and OOPS, I accidentally delayed myself by writing 1,300 words of main character backstory. not a terrible problem to have, for once!
🫣 can I say something🫣
I have been quietly convinced that an increasingly loud subsection of fic writers actually believe that all readers are required to read every single fic so long as the tags don’t squick them, and anything less is a moral failing.
I have been quietly convinced that an increasingly loud subsection of fic writers actually believe that all readers are required to read every single fic so long as the tags don’t squick them, and anything less is a moral failing.
January 23, 2026 at 1:18 AM
🫣 can I say something🫣
I have been quietly convinced that an increasingly loud subsection of fic writers actually believe that all readers are required to read every single fic so long as the tags don’t squick them, and anything less is a moral failing.
I have been quietly convinced that an increasingly loud subsection of fic writers actually believe that all readers are required to read every single fic so long as the tags don’t squick them, and anything less is a moral failing.
this author is STILL GOING btw. publishing regularly for 24 YEARS now, and up to 1,220 🤯 this is inspirational to me on another level
just realized it’s shitty to post this without a link, we need to respect our fandom elders more than that ✊🏽 also they have written for like 50-something fandoms, there’s literally something for everyone, go check them out and show some love to the kind of OG we rarely see
January 22, 2026 at 7:32 PM
this author is STILL GOING btw. publishing regularly for 24 YEARS now, and up to 1,220 🤯 this is inspirational to me on another level
my partner has to work outside today strapped to a car rig and driving around lol the Canadian film industry is not for the weak
January 22, 2026 at 6:18 PM
my partner has to work outside today strapped to a car rig and driving around lol the Canadian film industry is not for the weak
coming up with character names is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE why is this so hard???
January 20, 2026 at 9:32 PM
coming up with character names is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE why is this so hard???