Probably Procrastinating
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Fiber arts, cats, chickens, and more sarcasm than I know what to do with.
🎶 You can learn a lot of things from the flowers
For especially in the month of June
There's a wealth of happiness and romance
All in the golden afternoon 🎶
#blueskyartshow #bloomscrolling
For especially in the month of June
There's a wealth of happiness and romance
All in the golden afternoon 🎶
#blueskyartshow #bloomscrolling
June 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
🎶 You can learn a lot of things from the flowers
For especially in the month of June
There's a wealth of happiness and romance
All in the golden afternoon 🎶
#blueskyartshow #bloomscrolling
For especially in the month of June
There's a wealth of happiness and romance
All in the golden afternoon 🎶
#blueskyartshow #bloomscrolling
Me when I eavesdrop on the conversations at the corner store.
June 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Me when I eavesdrop on the conversations at the corner store.
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Is it just the ones who are inside someone’s womb?
Asking for a friend.
FFS.
Asking for a friend.
FFS.
May 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Is it just the ones who are inside someone’s womb?
Asking for a friend.
FFS.
Asking for a friend.
FFS.
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According to ProPublica, more than a dozen top executive branch officials and congressional aides sold stocks just before Trump's "Liberation Day" market crash.
Today would be a great day to ban public servants from trading stocks, don't you think?
Today would be a great day to ban public servants from trading stocks, don't you think?
More Than a Dozen U.S. Officials Sold Stocks Before Trump’s Tariffs Sent the Market Plunging
Records show well-timed trades by executive branch employees and congressional aides. Even if they had no insider inform
www.propublica.org
May 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
According to ProPublica, more than a dozen top executive branch officials and congressional aides sold stocks just before Trump's "Liberation Day" market crash.
Today would be a great day to ban public servants from trading stocks, don't you think?
Today would be a great day to ban public servants from trading stocks, don't you think?
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“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov
#GrifterInChief
#GrifterInChief
March 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, but only if they pay me 5 million dollars for my instant-citizenship Gold Card.💰” -Comrade Krasnov
#GrifterInChief
#GrifterInChief
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Hillary Clinton told you the truth about Trump and Putin. You didn't vote for her and she was right about everything.
Kamala Harris told you the truth about Trump and Putin. You didn't vote for her and she was right about everything.
I hope your misogyny was worth losing your democracy.
Dummies.
Kamala Harris told you the truth about Trump and Putin. You didn't vote for her and she was right about everything.
I hope your misogyny was worth losing your democracy.
Dummies.
March 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Hillary Clinton told you the truth about Trump and Putin. You didn't vote for her and she was right about everything.
Kamala Harris told you the truth about Trump and Putin. You didn't vote for her and she was right about everything.
I hope your misogyny was worth losing your democracy.
Dummies.
Kamala Harris told you the truth about Trump and Putin. You didn't vote for her and she was right about everything.
I hope your misogyny was worth losing your democracy.
Dummies.
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/to...
To President Zelenskyy, From Embarrassed Americans
Please help the voices of the American people reach President Zelenskyy, the people of Ukraine, the US Government, and the world.
sign.moveon.org
March 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/to...
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Wow! What a great cover!
February 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Wow! What a great cover!
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Dear Dems. This is a reminder that Donald Trump rescinded the ethics rules preventing gifts to executive branch employees.
Now would be a good time to propose legislation formalizing the prevention into a law
Time to do things that make him react to you.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Now would be a good time to propose legislation formalizing the prevention into a law
Time to do things that make him react to you.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Trump has canceled Biden's ethics rules. Critics call it the opposite of 'drain the swamp'
Donald Trump took office eight years ago pledging to “drain the swamp” of the dominance of Washington influence peddlers.
apnews.com
February 23, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Dear Dems. This is a reminder that Donald Trump rescinded the ethics rules preventing gifts to executive branch employees.
Now would be a good time to propose legislation formalizing the prevention into a law
Time to do things that make him react to you.
apnews.com/article/trum...
Now would be a good time to propose legislation formalizing the prevention into a law
Time to do things that make him react to you.
apnews.com/article/trum...
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Sign of the day…
February 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Sign of the day…
Pronounced 'düsh
DOGE = Department of Gross Errors
February 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Pronounced 'düsh
I guess they were right 🤔
February 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I guess they were right 🤔
America is getting greater by the minute
February 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
America is getting greater by the minute
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"The weakest people are bullies, you know that?"
Yeah motherfucker, we know.
We're looking right at one.
Yeah motherfucker, we know.
We're looking right at one.
February 11, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"The weakest people are bullies, you know that?"
Yeah motherfucker, we know.
We're looking right at one.
Yeah motherfucker, we know.
We're looking right at one.
My chickens laid these amazing eggs, my cat "helped" with the pie crust 😅
And tonight we eat Birthday Pie because someone is turning 10!
And tonight we eat Birthday Pie because someone is turning 10!
February 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My chickens laid these amazing eggs, my cat "helped" with the pie crust 😅
And tonight we eat Birthday Pie because someone is turning 10!
And tonight we eat Birthday Pie because someone is turning 10!
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Every day I get closer to understanding how it must have felt when the incoming Senator was Caligula's horse.
February 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Every day I get closer to understanding how it must have felt when the incoming Senator was Caligula's horse.
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THIS IS PERFECT.
February 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
THIS IS PERFECT.
Making progress on my rug!
Just started the 3rd skein of cord. It's getting so big 🥰😂
Just started the 3rd skein of cord. It's getting so big 🥰😂
January 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Making progress on my rug!
Just started the 3rd skein of cord. It's getting so big 🥰😂
Just started the 3rd skein of cord. It's getting so big 🥰😂
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But...it was a Roman thing or he's autistic and that makes him do weird things. Right? Maybe it's the Ketamine. That's probably it. It's probably the Ketamine.
I don't think we can share the side-by-side of Elon Musk doing the Nazi salute next to Nazis doing the Nazi salute enough.
January 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
But...it was a Roman thing or he's autistic and that makes him do weird things. Right? Maybe it's the Ketamine. That's probably it. It's probably the Ketamine.
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here's today's post: "Elderly Golfer blithers incoherently in speech to the World Economic Forum" — what the fuck is he talking about.
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Elderly Golfer blithers incoherently in speech to the World Economic Forum
what the fuck is he talking about
bit.ly
January 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
here's today's post: "Elderly Golfer blithers incoherently in speech to the World Economic Forum" — what the fuck is he talking about.
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The most shameful pardon ever issued:
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/2025/01/granting-pardons-and-commutation-of-sentences-for-certain-offenses-relating-to-the-events-at-or-near-the-united-states-capitol-on-january-6-2021/
Granting Pardons And Commutation Of Sentences For Certain Offenses Relating To The Events At Or Near The United States Capitol On January 6, 2021 – The White House
BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA A PROCLAMATION This proclamation ends a grave national injustice that has been perpetrated upon the
www.whitehouse.gov
January 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
January 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country