Blastoise_M
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I think too hard about music and sad things, and I try a lot to be nice to people. Video games are pretty cool too.
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i just wanted to play Santa
December 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i just wanted to play Santa
awww yeah guess who forgot to take their meds this morning before leaving the houseeeee *airhorns*
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
awww yeah guess who forgot to take their meds this morning before leaving the houseeeee *airhorns*
I think if I had a family, I'd want our christmas tradition to be watching the justice league christmas episode every year
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcT_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcT_...
Martian Manhunter discovers his own Christmas spirit
YouTube video by Princess Darkseid
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December 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I think if I had a family, I'd want our christmas tradition to be watching the justice league christmas episode every year
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcT_...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcT_...
I had a really nice day today, but it was one of those days that was so nice that it made me kinda sad afterwards
I don't know if I can really explain that feeling, but it's like, I did something really fun, then I went back to my regular day and just felt kinda empty and listless
I don't know if I can really explain that feeling, but it's like, I did something really fun, then I went back to my regular day and just felt kinda empty and listless
December 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I had a really nice day today, but it was one of those days that was so nice that it made me kinda sad afterwards
I don't know if I can really explain that feeling, but it's like, I did something really fun, then I went back to my regular day and just felt kinda empty and listless
I don't know if I can really explain that feeling, but it's like, I did something really fun, then I went back to my regular day and just felt kinda empty and listless
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today I stood in a place I stood 20 years ago, and thought the same sad thoughts about the same person I thought them about, 20 years ago.
in a way, it makes me happy to know that I'm still partially the same person I was back then. but sometimes, I'm also afraid that I'm not much more than that.
in a way, it makes me happy to know that I'm still partially the same person I was back then. but sometimes, I'm also afraid that I'm not much more than that.
December 16, 2025 at 3:51 AM
today I stood in a place I stood 20 years ago, and thought the same sad thoughts about the same person I thought them about, 20 years ago.
in a way, it makes me happy to know that I'm still partially the same person I was back then. but sometimes, I'm also afraid that I'm not much more than that.
in a way, it makes me happy to know that I'm still partially the same person I was back then. but sometimes, I'm also afraid that I'm not much more than that.
took another lovely sunday morning walk today
the fog was so thick outside that when I stopped to scratch my face, I found that my entire beard and moustache had collected tiny bits of water
the fog was so thick outside that when I stopped to scratch my face, I found that my entire beard and moustache had collected tiny bits of water
December 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
took another lovely sunday morning walk today
the fog was so thick outside that when I stopped to scratch my face, I found that my entire beard and moustache had collected tiny bits of water
the fog was so thick outside that when I stopped to scratch my face, I found that my entire beard and moustache had collected tiny bits of water
Headstrong, I love egg nog
Headstrong, I will drink some egg nog
Headstrong, I will drink some egg nog
Headstrong, I love egg nog
Headstrong, I will drink some egg nog
Headstrong, I will drink some egg nog
December 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Headstrong, I love egg nog
Headstrong, I will drink some egg nog
Headstrong, I will drink some egg nog
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Hi all!
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information
JENNA EVERLY - Full Role Information Project: A ~45 minute mockumentary about YouTube drama culture. Everything is fictional, meaning fake creators played by actors, fake Kickstarter, and fake screens...
docs.google.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Hi all!
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
I'm casting my paid mockumentary about YouTube drama culture ($500 CAD, about 3-4 minutes of dialogue, self-tape from home). Looking for a trans woman to play JENNA, an indie TTRPG creator whose Kickstarter blows up and then falls apart. Details + sides:
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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![Screenshot of a google search AI overview:
"You are all free now!" is a popular catchphrase often shouted by commentator Riki-Oh at the end of EVO (Evolution Championship Series) fighting game tournaments, signifying the release of the crowd from the intense competitive atmosphere and marking the close of the event, creating a memorable, celebratory moment.
Origin: [the following sentence is highlighted] The phrase became famous after Riki-Oh used it at past EVO events (like 2024 and 2025), becoming a signature sign-off.
Meaning: It's a joyful declaration that the intense weekend of high-stakes fighting game competition is over, allowing the audience and players to relax and celebrate.
Impact: It's a beloved tradition, generating excitement and a sense of shared release for the fighting game community (FGC).](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q4r3hr73lpvqxykumpcz5prt/bafkreiayqj73jgjwgqtbsnino4e6ywnlbrc6neam5aftadrdsrwmv6ursq@jpeg)
hello, it's me, I'm the fucker who takes 5 full minutes to pick out the correct christmas card, I'm sorry, it's all my fault
December 8, 2025 at 6:43 AM
hello, it's me, I'm the fucker who takes 5 full minutes to pick out the correct christmas card, I'm sorry, it's all my fault
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Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
Spot Alan Moore in his 6th form Northampton Grammar School photo, taken two days before he was expelled
December 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Obviously this is impossible because Alan Moore looks like he's genetically a wizard, it's simply impossible to imagine what he would look like as a schoolboy oh there he is.
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This started the same time I got a new phone that didn't have a headphone jack, so I found my old MP3 player and have been listening to tunes on that while I'm out instead.
And I kid you not, my phone time has nearly been halved. It's amazing. Stop using Spotify, and stop using your phone for music
And I kid you not, my phone time has nearly been halved. It's amazing. Stop using Spotify, and stop using your phone for music
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
This started the same time I got a new phone that didn't have a headphone jack, so I found my old MP3 player and have been listening to tunes on that while I'm out instead.
And I kid you not, my phone time has nearly been halved. It's amazing. Stop using Spotify, and stop using your phone for music
And I kid you not, my phone time has nearly been halved. It's amazing. Stop using Spotify, and stop using your phone for music
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tis the season youtu.be/gBjWkrheAtA
[Game CD Track Rip] Blue Stinger Dreamcast Game Music OST: Track #4 (Hello Market)
YouTube video by Caticon3
youtu.be
December 1, 2025 at 9:02 PM
tis the season youtu.be/gBjWkrheAtA
god damn, that was a good morning walk
I left right before sunrise and walked a good 7 blocks or so
nothing but crisp, cold air and people walking their dogs
I needed that really badly
I left right before sunrise and walked a good 7 blocks or so
nothing but crisp, cold air and people walking their dogs
I needed that really badly
November 30, 2025 at 4:15 PM
god damn, that was a good morning walk
I left right before sunrise and walked a good 7 blocks or so
nothing but crisp, cold air and people walking their dogs
I needed that really badly
I left right before sunrise and walked a good 7 blocks or so
nothing but crisp, cold air and people walking their dogs
I needed that really badly
out getting donuts at 6am, on one of those days where it suddenly became very necessary to see the sun rise.
November 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
out getting donuts at 6am, on one of those days where it suddenly became very necessary to see the sun rise.
anyway I'm thankful for this sick wonder pick I just got
November 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
anyway I'm thankful for this sick wonder pick I just got
got really, hilariously real with a family member today when he asked a bunch of questions
"so are you happy with what you've got now?"
"no"
"so, are you looking for something else?"
"nah"
"so you mean you could be better, but you're ok?"
"no"
"so are you happy with what you've got now?"
"no"
"so, are you looking for something else?"
"nah"
"so you mean you could be better, but you're ok?"
"no"
November 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
got really, hilariously real with a family member today when he asked a bunch of questions
"so are you happy with what you've got now?"
"no"
"so, are you looking for something else?"
"nah"
"so you mean you could be better, but you're ok?"
"no"
"so are you happy with what you've got now?"
"no"
"so, are you looking for something else?"
"nah"
"so you mean you could be better, but you're ok?"
"no"
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And, as long as we're talking Wendy's, there's no better place to share this promo pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Wendy's in 1979, where he looks like someone hit Nardwuar with Gamma rays!
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
And, as long as we're talking Wendy's, there's no better place to share this promo pic of Arnold Schwarzenegger at a Wendy's in 1979, where he looks like someone hit Nardwuar with Gamma rays!
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer