Doctor Memory
@blank.org
Just another bozo on this bus: please deflate your shoes before entering. The artist formerly known as dr_memory@twit (and same on livejournal, remember them?) and currently also known as @memory@blank.org on mastodon.
Banner photo by @lifewinning.com
Banner photo by @lifewinning.com
It's a play on Zohran Mamdani's campaign signage.
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's a play on Zohran Mamdani's campaign signage.
There’s a massive hardcover edition of The Hobbit that’s illustrated entirely with cels from the R-B movie that’s one of my prized possessions and I maintain that it’s the definitive edition.
November 8, 2025 at 2:44 PM
There’s a massive hardcover edition of The Hobbit that’s illustrated entirely with cels from the R-B movie that’s one of my prized possessions and I maintain that it’s the definitive edition.
Something just hit an I/O limit, I’m guessing.
November 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Something just hit an I/O limit, I’m guessing.
100% worth the somewhat ouchy ticket cost.
October 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
100% worth the somewhat ouchy ticket cost.
Preparing for Bill and Ted’s Existential Crisis
October 30, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Preparing for Bill and Ted’s Existential Crisis
LOL you just googled and pasted the names of a bunch of fault-handling systems and thought that would impress?
As it happens I’ve looked at Temporal before. It’s a nifty system but let’s take a look and see what their RTO is for a full regional failure like happened last week. Oh huh.
As it happens I’ve looked at Temporal before. It’s a nifty system but let’s take a look and see what their RTO is for a full regional failure like happened last week. Oh huh.
October 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
LOL you just googled and pasted the names of a bunch of fault-handling systems and thought that would impress?
As it happens I’ve looked at Temporal before. It’s a nifty system but let’s take a look and see what their RTO is for a full regional failure like happened last week. Oh huh.
As it happens I’ve looked at Temporal before. It’s a nifty system but let’s take a look and see what their RTO is for a full regional failure like happened last week. Oh huh.
This was absolutely the moment when the MCU went irrevocably off the rails.
October 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This was absolutely the moment when the MCU went irrevocably off the rails.
You literally claimed that there was a library that cost "pennies" that could solve this problem for Signal. Still waiting for you to tell me where I can download this; can't wait to try it.
October 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
You literally claimed that there was a library that cost "pennies" that could solve this problem for Signal. Still waiting for you to tell me where I can download this; can't wait to try it.
This fucking kills me, because it was a very deliberate decision on Google’s part to not do layoffs during the GFC, the amount of employee loyalty it bought them was incalculable and THAT WORKED OUT PRETTY WELL FOR THE SHAREHOLDERS.
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This fucking kills me, because it was a very deliberate decision on Google’s part to not do layoffs during the GFC, the amount of employee loyalty it bought them was incalculable and THAT WORKED OUT PRETTY WELL FOR THE SHAREHOLDERS.
The ideal gambling venue should look and smell like the worst decision you've ever made in your life. I support one single exception to the indoor smoking ban in NY for this purpose. RETVRN.
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The ideal gambling venue should look and smell like the worst decision you've ever made in your life. I support one single exception to the indoor smoking ban in NY for this purpose. RETVRN.
The amount of pettifogging on this drives me spare. "No, supply and demand don't apply because WHARRRGARBL."
1. Housing is _always_ the biggest expense you have, and the one you will spend the _most_ time trying to optimize
2. Landlords know the current vacancy rate like they know their own names
1. Housing is _always_ the biggest expense you have, and the one you will spend the _most_ time trying to optimize
2. Landlords know the current vacancy rate like they know their own names
October 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The amount of pettifogging on this drives me spare. "No, supply and demand don't apply because WHARRRGARBL."
1. Housing is _always_ the biggest expense you have, and the one you will spend the _most_ time trying to optimize
2. Landlords know the current vacancy rate like they know their own names
1. Housing is _always_ the biggest expense you have, and the one you will spend the _most_ time trying to optimize
2. Landlords know the current vacancy rate like they know their own names
Every once in a while I manage to learn, often against my will, a fact about NYS/NYC politics that stops me in my tracks.
(Text from @hellgatenyc.com's newsletter.)
(Text from @hellgatenyc.com's newsletter.)
October 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Every once in a while I manage to learn, often against my will, a fact about NYS/NYC politics that stops me in my tracks.
(Text from @hellgatenyc.com's newsletter.)
(Text from @hellgatenyc.com's newsletter.)
Of the many, many gobsmacking aspects of the NTSB report on the OceanGate Titan's implosion, it was this relatively straightforward one that made my entire head explode like the guy in Scanners.
They left it in a parking lot. Outside. Through an entire winter.
They left it in a parking lot. Outside. Through an entire winter.
October 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Of the many, many gobsmacking aspects of the NTSB report on the OceanGate Titan's implosion, it was this relatively straightforward one that made my entire head explode like the guy in Scanners.
They left it in a parking lot. Outside. Through an entire winter.
They left it in a parking lot. Outside. Through an entire winter.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
It finally happened: OkCupid is no more. If you open the app it prompts you to migrate your profile to Tinder. Sic transit gloria mundi.
October 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It finally happened: OkCupid is no more. If you open the app it prompts you to migrate your profile to Tinder. Sic transit gloria mundi.
It's giving serious Pomni (complimentary)
October 17, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It's giving serious Pomni (complimentary)
Pictured: the four primary forms of anarchism (mostly laudatory, except for Rick of course).
October 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Pictured: the four primary forms of anarchism (mostly laudatory, except for Rick of course).
If at all possible, live your life in a way such that Aimee Mann never writes a casually devastating breakup song about you.
October 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If at all possible, live your life in a way such that Aimee Mann never writes a casually devastating breakup song about you.
Oh Bluesky, never change.
<norman_rockwell_free_speech.jpg> actually there’s nothing remotely problematic about anyone in their 40s dating anyone older than them by any margin. 40 year olds are bona fide adults who can be trusted to make their own choices.
<norman_rockwell_free_speech.jpg> actually there’s nothing remotely problematic about anyone in their 40s dating anyone older than them by any margin. 40 year olds are bona fide adults who can be trusted to make their own choices.
October 12, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Oh Bluesky, never change.
<norman_rockwell_free_speech.jpg> actually there’s nothing remotely problematic about anyone in their 40s dating anyone older than them by any margin. 40 year olds are bona fide adults who can be trusted to make their own choices.
<norman_rockwell_free_speech.jpg> actually there’s nothing remotely problematic about anyone in their 40s dating anyone older than them by any margin. 40 year olds are bona fide adults who can be trusted to make their own choices.
The 90s were wild. Pictured: one of the hottest women you have ever or will ever see, a woman that anyone sexually attracted to women would crawl over glass for.
Caption: check out thunder thighs here!
(And the British tabloids were vile even by the standards of the time.)
Caption: check out thunder thighs here!
(And the British tabloids were vile even by the standards of the time.)
October 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The 90s were wild. Pictured: one of the hottest women you have ever or will ever see, a woman that anyone sexually attracted to women would crawl over glass for.
Caption: check out thunder thighs here!
(And the British tabloids were vile even by the standards of the time.)
Caption: check out thunder thighs here!
(And the British tabloids were vile even by the standards of the time.)
Shit, did I hit the discover tab? Oh boy, thank god for the “mute thread” button.
October 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Shit, did I hit the discover tab? Oh boy, thank god for the “mute thread” button.