katy (mr. the solicitor)
@blamelessdances.bsky.social
she/they
horses fear me because i'm a predator
horses fear me because i'm a predator
Pinned
going to put 'bribeable' and 'scary' on my resume
November 14, 2025 at 5:31 PM
going to put 'bribeable' and 'scary' on my resume
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I think it would also be fun to do other activities like look at a bird or touch a tree.
September 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I think it would also be fun to do other activities like look at a bird or touch a tree.
why does this bagel taste like a pretzel
August 27, 2025 at 1:16 PM
why does this bagel taste like a pretzel
sorry if you are singing g&s and you disregard the rhyme scheme to pronounce a word the "correct" way you lose like 10 respect points
July 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
sorry if you are singing g&s and you disregard the rhyme scheme to pronounce a word the "correct" way you lose like 10 respect points
every day i learn of strange new devices
July 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
every day i learn of strange new devices
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Will you place the images of ‘You’ and ‘I’ into a box for safekeeping? …You’ll always come back to the box, because you’ll always want to know what it means to be you.
July 5, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Will you place the images of ‘You’ and ‘I’ into a box for safekeeping? …You’ll always come back to the box, because you’ll always want to know what it means to be you.
had a close encounter with a water balloon today
June 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
had a close encounter with a water balloon today
listening to my eyes are fully open right after v'ho ingannato because i'm well adjusted
June 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
listening to my eyes are fully open right after v'ho ingannato because i'm well adjusted
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Besides what better way to die so very many times than at the sharp hands of a beautiful woman.
June 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Besides what better way to die so very many times than at the sharp hands of a beautiful woman.
(giving myself a pep talk)
you are as strong as two strong girls. maybe more
you are worth nine shrimps plus six extra
you are as strong as two strong girls. maybe more
you are worth nine shrimps plus six extra
June 5, 2025 at 2:24 PM
(giving myself a pep talk)
you are as strong as two strong girls. maybe more
you are worth nine shrimps plus six extra
you are as strong as two strong girls. maybe more
you are worth nine shrimps plus six extra
ok so. rabbit and owl are like real animals made of meat and viscera and so forth right. they had to do homeostasis stuff like eating and sleeping to like not die. and also theres like other animals in the woods probably that also eat and shit etc
June 4, 2025 at 9:34 PM
ok so. rabbit and owl are like real animals made of meat and viscera and so forth right. they had to do homeostasis stuff like eating and sleeping to like not die. and also theres like other animals in the woods probably that also eat and shit etc
bitter dust in the bottom of my tea i am a cursed thing
June 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
bitter dust in the bottom of my tea i am a cursed thing
me: (plays with a different cat for 2 seconds)
my little cat: Wouw
my little cat: Wouw
me: *puts the fish wand down for 1 second*
my little cat: Wouw
my little cat: Wouw
June 2, 2025 at 2:34 AM
me: (plays with a different cat for 2 seconds)
my little cat: Wouw
my little cat: Wouw
unfortunately i keep hitting the muscle emoji instead of the thumbs up so if i send you 💪 im agreeing
June 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
unfortunately i keep hitting the muscle emoji instead of the thumbs up so if i send you 💪 im agreeing
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Would I just lie? Would I just lie to your face and tell you that a thing I remembered happening didn’t happen just so I could stab you again? I mean just so I could stab you for the first time.
May 31, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Would I just lie? Would I just lie to your face and tell you that a thing I remembered happening didn’t happen just so I could stab you again? I mean just so I could stab you for the first time.
dah dah dah...taking Rage Boy to the Meat Shack...doot doot doot doo...dah dah...
May 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
dah dah dah...taking Rage Boy to the Meat Shack...doot doot doot doo...dah dah...
when i started at (job), they gave me a thermos mug. it's a very good thermos mug. but i don't use it very often because it is Too Good
as in this tea will be juuuust cool enough to drink without burning your tongue after 3 hours good
as in this tea will be juuuust cool enough to drink without burning your tongue after 3 hours good
May 22, 2025 at 12:36 PM
when i started at (job), they gave me a thermos mug. it's a very good thermos mug. but i don't use it very often because it is Too Good
as in this tea will be juuuust cool enough to drink without burning your tongue after 3 hours good
as in this tea will be juuuust cool enough to drink without burning your tongue after 3 hours good
help! i am known by too many people! it scares me!!
May 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
help! i am known by too many people! it scares me!!
video games have destroyed my psyche
May 20, 2025 at 4:24 PM
video games have destroyed my psyche
me: *puts the fish wand down for 1 second*
my little cat: Wouw
my little cat: Wouw
May 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
me: *puts the fish wand down for 1 second*
my little cat: Wouw
my little cat: Wouw
im so normal rn
(tearing up at ja sieh' hier leonore)
(tearing up at ja sieh' hier leonore)
May 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
im so normal rn
(tearing up at ja sieh' hier leonore)
(tearing up at ja sieh' hier leonore)
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ok so if you are a little bird, like a robin or perhaps sparrow, and i don't see you bc youre behind a great big garbage can and very small, and i just happen to walk around it and unwittingly give you a jumpscare, thatis your fault for not paying attention to your surroundings.
May 15, 2025 at 12:11 PM
ok so if you are a little bird, like a robin or perhaps sparrow, and i don't see you bc youre behind a great big garbage can and very small, and i just happen to walk around it and unwittingly give you a jumpscare, thatis your fault for not paying attention to your surroundings.
feeling like schroeder today
May 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
feeling like schroeder today
ok but could i convincingly play a character in their 40s....? could i....? (god i hope so i want to play this one so badly aighhhgh)
May 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
ok but could i convincingly play a character in their 40s....? could i....? (god i hope so i want to play this one so badly aighhhgh)