katy (mr. the solicitor)
blamelessdances.bsky.social
katy (mr. the solicitor)
@blamelessdances.bsky.social
she/they

horses fear me because i'm a predator
if you sing "sympathee" instead of "sympathigh" i am sending a mildly annoying demon to terrorize you
July 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
like there are animals in the hundred acre woods for whom tht honey could mean life or death and meanwhile mr stuffed with fluff is drinking up gallons of the stuff every day...
June 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
but like winnie the pooh. he's a stuffed toy. he doesnt have like guts or anything. he doesnt need to eat to keep living. but hes eating all the honey??? just out of pure unfiltered höniglust?
June 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
what did she want this time
June 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
people will see me and be like oh, it's katy, i recognize them from being katy

which is messed up!! im used to people seeing me and going oh, it's katy's mom. i recognize her from being a person i know
May 21, 2025 at 1:43 AM
anyway this is all mr the skeptic from slay the princess's fault
May 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
mr the scarecrow (of oz)

mr the solicitor (that's me!)

mr the headphones (my bluetooths)
May 20, 2025 at 4:27 PM