Hourly Slay the Princess
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I would like to look at a bird.
February 7, 2026 at 11:26 AM
I would like to look at a bird.
“Activities like stabbing or cutting or murdering?”
“Yes! I mean maybe! I’ve never done any of those things but there is something alluring about the sound of it.”
“Yes! I mean maybe! I’ve never done any of those things but there is something alluring about the sound of it.”
February 7, 2026 at 10:27 AM
“Activities like stabbing or cutting or murdering?”
“Yes! I mean maybe! I’ve never done any of those things but there is something alluring about the sound of it.”
“Yes! I mean maybe! I’ve never done any of those things but there is something alluring about the sound of it.”
She’s so coldly beautiful… is she really a threat to the world?
February 7, 2026 at 9:26 AM
She’s so coldly beautiful… is she really a threat to the world?
Dejection. Feelers limp against your soul. ‘Why?’
February 7, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Dejection. Feelers limp against your soul. ‘Why?’
A person is not a body. Death is a transformation into something new. It is only bodies that fear it.
February 7, 2026 at 7:25 AM
A person is not a body. Death is a transformation into something new. It is only bodies that fear it.
Fear is a chain around the neck and a needle in the eye.
February 7, 2026 at 6:26 AM
Fear is a chain around the neck and a needle in the eye.
What worthwhile romance doesn’t hurt at least a little bit? What matters is that she likes us. She’s even said as much!
February 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
What worthwhile romance doesn’t hurt at least a little bit? What matters is that she likes us. She’s even said as much!
Why wouldn’t I be kind to you? You are the only thing I know that isn’t me.
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Why wouldn’t I be kind to you? You are the only thing I know that isn’t me.
Oh? Is that how it is? Yeah okay I feel that. I like you too. Neat! Still going to kill you, but now we can both enjoy a mutual romantic subtext to the murder.
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Oh? Is that how it is? Yeah okay I feel that. I like you too. Neat! Still going to kill you, but now we can both enjoy a mutual romantic subtext to the murder.
You’re torturing me, and I hate it. I think I hate you.
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
You’re torturing me, and I hate it. I think I hate you.
This one is loneliness turned to seething. She could not find her strength in others, so she found it in herself. She will make for a driven heart.
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
This one is loneliness turned to seething. She could not find her strength in others, so she found it in herself. She will make for a driven heart.
The wounds they’ve suffered carve texture around my heart. Without them, I would be as I was before. I would be alone and without sensation. I could not feel the joy of having you by my side, for I would not know your absence.
February 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The wounds they’ve suffered carve texture around my heart. Without them, I would be as I was before. I would be alone and without sensation. I could not feel the joy of having you by my side, for I would not know your absence.
The blade is your implement. You’ll need it if you want to do this right.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The blade is your implement. You’ll need it if you want to do this right.
See? You only ever thought you were in control. Isn’t it so much nicer to let go?
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
See? You only ever thought you were in control. Isn’t it so much nicer to let go?
Without impermanence, the suffering of living things is infinite. Would you strip my gifts away and leave everyone to suffer in the dark?
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Without impermanence, the suffering of living things is infinite. Would you strip my gifts away and leave everyone to suffer in the dark?
I… don’t actually know. Nobody’s ever asked me what I’ve wanted before.
February 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I… don’t actually know. Nobody’s ever asked me what I’ve wanted before.
Urgency. ‘You have a story you need to finish. It is the only way for us to escape this place.’
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Urgency. ‘You have a story you need to finish. It is the only way for us to escape this place.’
Sick?! You took part in the murder of the fairest creature that’s ever lived, and you merely feel sick? I for one am absolutely distraught! Grief-stricken. Inconsolable!
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Sick?! You took part in the murder of the fairest creature that’s ever lived, and you merely feel sick? I for one am absolutely distraught! Grief-stricken. Inconsolable!
Toughen up?! You’re both freaks! I’m having a rational reaction to what just happened. I’m normal, a normal person gets traumatized from dying!
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Toughen up?! You’re both freaks! I’m having a rational reaction to what just happened. I’m normal, a normal person gets traumatized from dying!
I don’t want to be a god. I want to be me.
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I don’t want to be a god. I want to be me.
See? You only ever thought you were in control. Isn’t it so much nicer to let go?
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
See? You only ever thought you were in control. Isn’t it so much nicer to let go?
And you still don’t have a weapon! That’s funny! That’s a joke! I’m going to kill you now.
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
And you still don’t have a weapon! That’s funny! That’s a joke! I’m going to kill you now.
He'll tire out eventually. The flame of passion always burns out in the end.
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
He'll tire out eventually. The flame of passion always burns out in the end.
Without obstacles to overcome we stagnate into nothing.
February 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Without obstacles to overcome we stagnate into nothing.
The only mistake I ever made was thinking you would help me. And I'm not going to make the same mistake twice.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 AM
The only mistake I ever made was thinking you would help me. And I'm not going to make the same mistake twice.