Hourly Slay the Princess
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What worthwhile romance doesn’t hurt at least a little bit? What matters is that she likes us. She’s even said as much!
February 7, 2026 at 5:25 AM
What worthwhile romance doesn’t hurt at least a little bit? What matters is that she likes us. She’s even said as much!
Why wouldn’t I be kind to you? You are the only thing I know that isn’t me.
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Why wouldn’t I be kind to you? You are the only thing I know that isn’t me.
Oh? Is that how it is? Yeah okay I feel that. I like you too. Neat! Still going to kill you, but now we can both enjoy a mutual romantic subtext to the murder.
February 7, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Oh? Is that how it is? Yeah okay I feel that. I like you too. Neat! Still going to kill you, but now we can both enjoy a mutual romantic subtext to the murder.
You’re torturing me, and I hate it. I think I hate you.
February 7, 2026 at 2:25 AM
You’re torturing me, and I hate it. I think I hate you.
This one is loneliness turned to seething. She could not find her strength in others, so she found it in herself. She will make for a driven heart.
February 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
This one is loneliness turned to seething. She could not find her strength in others, so she found it in herself. She will make for a driven heart.
The wounds they’ve suffered carve texture around my heart. Without them, I would be as I was before. I would be alone and without sensation. I could not feel the joy of having you by my side, for I would not know your absence.
February 7, 2026 at 12:26 AM
The wounds they’ve suffered carve texture around my heart. Without them, I would be as I was before. I would be alone and without sensation. I could not feel the joy of having you by my side, for I would not know your absence.
The blade is your implement. You’ll need it if you want to do this right.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
The blade is your implement. You’ll need it if you want to do this right.
See? You only ever thought you were in control. Isn’t it so much nicer to let go?
February 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
See? You only ever thought you were in control. Isn’t it so much nicer to let go?
Without impermanence, the suffering of living things is infinite. Would you strip my gifts away and leave everyone to suffer in the dark?
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Without impermanence, the suffering of living things is infinite. Would you strip my gifts away and leave everyone to suffer in the dark?
I… don’t actually know. Nobody’s ever asked me what I’ve wanted before.
February 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
I… don’t actually know. Nobody’s ever asked me what I’ve wanted before.
Urgency. ‘You have a story you need to finish. It is the only way for us to escape this place.’
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Urgency. ‘You have a story you need to finish. It is the only way for us to escape this place.’
Sick?! You took part in the murder of the fairest creature that’s ever lived, and you merely feel sick? I for one am absolutely distraught! Grief-stricken. Inconsolable!
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Sick?! You took part in the murder of the fairest creature that’s ever lived, and you merely feel sick? I for one am absolutely distraught! Grief-stricken. Inconsolable!
Toughen up?! You’re both freaks! I’m having a rational reaction to what just happened. I’m normal, a normal person gets traumatized from dying!
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Toughen up?! You’re both freaks! I’m having a rational reaction to what just happened. I’m normal, a normal person gets traumatized from dying!
I don’t want to be a god. I want to be me.
February 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I don’t want to be a god. I want to be me.
See? You only ever thought you were in control. Isn’t it so much nicer to let go?
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
See? You only ever thought you were in control. Isn’t it so much nicer to let go?
And you still don’t have a weapon! That’s funny! That’s a joke! I’m going to kill you now.
February 6, 2026 at 2:25 PM
And you still don’t have a weapon! That’s funny! That’s a joke! I’m going to kill you now.
He'll tire out eventually. The flame of passion always burns out in the end.
February 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
He'll tire out eventually. The flame of passion always burns out in the end.
Without obstacles to overcome we stagnate into nothing.
February 6, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Without obstacles to overcome we stagnate into nothing.
The only mistake I ever made was thinking you would help me. And I'm not going to make the same mistake twice.
February 6, 2026 at 11:26 AM
The only mistake I ever made was thinking you would help me. And I'm not going to make the same mistake twice.
I would like to look at a bird.
February 6, 2026 at 10:26 AM
I would like to look at a bird.
You’re nothing at all.
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 AM
You’re nothing at all.
I don't think you get the magnitude of hatred that sits between us. You've broken more trust than I thought I had.
February 6, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I don't think you get the magnitude of hatred that sits between us. You've broken more trust than I thought I had.
This one is consumed by instinct. A predator pushing those around her to adapt. She will make for a cunning heart.
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 AM
This one is consumed by instinct. A predator pushing those around her to adapt. She will make for a cunning heart.
To question everything is to deny the truth in front of you. To live alone within the caverns of your mind is to trap yourself in them forever.
February 6, 2026 at 6:25 AM
To question everything is to deny the truth in front of you. To live alone within the caverns of your mind is to trap yourself in them forever.
A warning. ‘If you come here again, we will be here forever.’
February 6, 2026 at 5:25 AM
A warning. ‘If you come here again, we will be here forever.’