Blair_Wolff
@blairwolff.bsky.social
Horror writer, horror los̶ver, horror podcaster, constant reader
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Also, there is a jumpscare in Keeper that made my entire body break out in goosebumps, which hasn't happened since that top tier jumpscare in Oddity. Aside from that, Oz Perkins really *gets* anxiety, and I love him for that🫶
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Also, there is a jumpscare in Keeper that made my entire body break out in goosebumps, which hasn't happened since that top tier jumpscare in Oddity. Aside from that, Oz Perkins really *gets* anxiety, and I love him for that🫶
I watched Keeper alone in a completely empty cinema, which is sad for the movie theatre industry 👎but also my favourite way to watch horror movies👍. Its good to watch it in a massive, dark, yawning space so the dread can really spread out from the screen
a woman in a red shirt is sitting at a table writing in a notebook .
Alt: Actress Tatiana Maslany in the film, Keeper. She is in a red shirt sitting at a table writing in a notebook.
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November 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I watched Keeper alone in a completely empty cinema, which is sad for the movie theatre industry 👎but also my favourite way to watch horror movies👍. Its good to watch it in a massive, dark, yawning space so the dread can really spread out from the screen
I'm enjoying Welcome to Derry but I wish they would stop building up genuinely great scares only to ruin them with ugly CGI. I'm desperate for a return to practical effects
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I'm enjoying Welcome to Derry but I wish they would stop building up genuinely great scares only to ruin them with ugly CGI. I'm desperate for a return to practical effects
South Park are the definition of chaotic good
October 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
South Park are the definition of chaotic good
The last time I knew true contentment was the day I got my hot pink Motorola Razr
October 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The last time I knew true contentment was the day I got my hot pink Motorola Razr
Still got beef with whoever decided to put Ed Sheeran in Game of Thrones
October 11, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Still got beef with whoever decided to put Ed Sheeran in Game of Thrones
Can't believe how important South Park feels right now. Wild.
September 18, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Can't believe how important South Park feels right now. Wild.
It feels like we're living in some extreme philosophical thought experiment that aims to prove how fallible democracy really is. Just dictatorship with a fancy hat on (or a urine-coloured wig made of drain clogs)
September 8, 2025 at 7:42 AM
It feels like we're living in some extreme philosophical thought experiment that aims to prove how fallible democracy really is. Just dictatorship with a fancy hat on (or a urine-coloured wig made of drain clogs)
A WHITE DUDE HIS NAME WAS JOHN HE HAD A QUEEN BEE RULES TATTOO ON HIS ARM HE ASKED ME IF I'D BE HIS DATE FOR THE PROM AND HE'D BUY ME A HORSE A PORSCHE AND A FARM
September 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
A WHITE DUDE HIS NAME WAS JOHN HE HAD A QUEEN BEE RULES TATTOO ON HIS ARM HE ASKED ME IF I'D BE HIS DATE FOR THE PROM AND HE'D BUY ME A HORSE A PORSCHE AND A FARM
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hello my baby hello my honey
September 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
hello my baby hello my honey
RFK Jr has the deadest eyes I've ever seen. And I don't mean dead as in devoid of emotion, I mean they look like rotten corpse flesh, no light or gleam.
a man with a beard is holding a bloody hand in the dark
Alt: a man with a beard is holding a bloody hand in the dark
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September 6, 2025 at 5:15 AM
RFK Jr has the deadest eyes I've ever seen. And I don't mean dead as in devoid of emotion, I mean they look like rotten corpse flesh, no light or gleam.
Fascinated by Fred Durst's transition over the years from nu metal nuisance to modern day cryptid
September 5, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Fascinated by Fred Durst's transition over the years from nu metal nuisance to modern day cryptid
Watching Jaws on the big screen was probably the best time I've ever had at the movies. It really was meant to be experienced on a giant screen just looming over you 🦈 I wanna go again 🥹
September 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Watching Jaws on the big screen was probably the best time I've ever had at the movies. It really was meant to be experienced on a giant screen just looming over you 🦈 I wanna go again 🥹
The Hunting Wives is such peak trash (complimentary) 🫶
August 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The Hunting Wives is such peak trash (complimentary) 🫶
Fuck ai for many reasons, but fuck ai *today* for making me have to give up em dashes 👎
August 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Fuck ai for many reasons, but fuck ai *today* for making me have to give up em dashes 👎
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In SUSPIRIA, they weren't mean because they were witches...they were mean because it was ballet school. Clearly, you need to revisit CENTER STAGE and FAME.
August 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
In SUSPIRIA, they weren't mean because they were witches...they were mean because it was ballet school. Clearly, you need to revisit CENTER STAGE and FAME.
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I don’t want to play in your yard,
I don’t like you anymore.
You’ll be sorry when you see me
sliding down our cellar door.
NEON has unveiled the first poster for KEEPER, a dark trip from Osgood Perkins.
I don’t like you anymore.
You’ll be sorry when you see me
sliding down our cellar door.
NEON has unveiled the first poster for KEEPER, a dark trip from Osgood Perkins.
July 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I don’t want to play in your yard,
I don’t like you anymore.
You’ll be sorry when you see me
sliding down our cellar door.
NEON has unveiled the first poster for KEEPER, a dark trip from Osgood Perkins.
I don’t like you anymore.
You’ll be sorry when you see me
sliding down our cellar door.
NEON has unveiled the first poster for KEEPER, a dark trip from Osgood Perkins.
Having dogs is so cool. They just live in your house and you can pet them whenever you want and look at their little paws
June 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Having dogs is so cool. They just live in your house and you can pet them whenever you want and look at their little paws
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what you want to do is put an impossible amount of pressure on yourself to “succeed” and tell yourself constantly that you are wasting your “potential.” do this until you die
June 26, 2025 at 2:47 AM
what you want to do is put an impossible amount of pressure on yourself to “succeed” and tell yourself constantly that you are wasting your “potential.” do this until you die
"The body politic, like the human body, begins to die from its birth, and bears in itself the causes of its destruction." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Maybe every generation feels like this is imminent, but still... feels pretty imminent
Maybe every generation feels like this is imminent, but still... feels pretty imminent
June 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
"The body politic, like the human body, begins to die from its birth, and bears in itself the causes of its destruction." -Jean-Jacques Rousseau
Maybe every generation feels like this is imminent, but still... feels pretty imminent
Maybe every generation feels like this is imminent, but still... feels pretty imminent
Spaghettification is a silly name for something so horrifying
June 23, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Spaghettification is a silly name for something so horrifying
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Michael J. Fox and Stephen King want you to READ!
June 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Michael J. Fox and Stephen King want you to READ!