Blair_Wolff
@blairwolff.bsky.social
Horror writer, horror los̶ver, horror podcaster, constant reader
Books 📚 Dogs 🐾 Horror movies 🎬 Yarn 🧶
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A WHITE DUDE HIS NAME WAS JOHN HE HAD A QUEEN BEE RULES TATTOO ON HIS ARM HE ASKED ME IF I'D BE HIS DATE FOR THE PROM AND HE'D BUY ME A HORSE A PORSCHE AND A FARM
September 6, 2025 at 6:40 AM
A WHITE DUDE HIS NAME WAS JOHN HE HAD A QUEEN BEE RULES TATTOO ON HIS ARM HE ASKED ME IF I'D BE HIS DATE FOR THE PROM AND HE'D BUY ME A HORSE A PORSCHE AND A FARM
Watching Jaws on the big screen was probably the best time I've ever had at the movies. It really was meant to be experienced on a giant screen just looming over you 🦈 I wanna go again 🥹
September 2, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Watching Jaws on the big screen was probably the best time I've ever had at the movies. It really was meant to be experienced on a giant screen just looming over you 🦈 I wanna go again 🥹
Having dogs is so cool. They just live in your house and you can pet them whenever you want and look at their little paws
June 30, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Having dogs is so cool. They just live in your house and you can pet them whenever you want and look at their little paws
Its giving Ugly Sonic
June 18, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Its giving Ugly Sonic
My normal dogs who are very normal
June 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
My normal dogs who are very normal
This spreading Lily epidemic would be a cool marketing ploy for an upcoming movie
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 AM
This spreading Lily epidemic would be a cool marketing ploy for an upcoming movie
Spot the difference👀🥐🥐
June 5, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Spot the difference👀🥐🥐
More because I should document it as there is an extremely low chance of reliving it.
May 16, 2025 at 9:42 PM
More because I should document it as there is an extremely low chance of reliving it.
Conflicted because rich people, famously kinda 👎 But recently I got to fly business class, and friends, I think money would change me. I became accustomed to that life IMMEDIATELY
May 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Conflicted because rich people, famously kinda 👎 But recently I got to fly business class, and friends, I think money would change me. I became accustomed to that life IMMEDIATELY
Repost with a favorite book from childhood.
April 9, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Repost with a favorite book from childhood.
Repost with a favorite book from childhood.
April 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Repost with a favorite book from childhood.
Repost with a favorite book from childhood.
April 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Repost with a favorite book from childhood.
April 3, 2025 at 9:29 AM
See a Doc, post a Doc.
March 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
See a Doc, post a Doc.
Aimee Lou Wood x Shelley DuVall
March 14, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Aimee Lou Wood x Shelley DuVall
If you needed more motivation, here's a throwback of me and Khosi in hastily acquired wigs for a Matrix-themed event. I fainted in the club later that night, but like really prettily, so she snapped a pic of me looking like a gothic Victorian lady with the vapours and that's a ride or die 🫶
March 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
If you needed more motivation, here's a throwback of me and Khosi in hastily acquired wigs for a Matrix-themed event. I fainted in the club later that night, but like really prettily, so she snapped a pic of me looking like a gothic Victorian lady with the vapours and that's a ride or die 🫶
Khosi and I wrapped up Valentine's month with My Bloody Valentine (81)💌. The kills in this are just 👌The eyeball pop?!? The shower head?!?!
Anyway, check out episode 31 of the Slice Girls pod in all the usual places🫶
Anyway, check out episode 31 of the Slice Girls pod in all the usual places🫶
February 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Khosi and I wrapped up Valentine's month with My Bloody Valentine (81)💌. The kills in this are just 👌The eyeball pop?!? The shower head?!?!
Anyway, check out episode 31 of the Slice Girls pod in all the usual places🫶
Anyway, check out episode 31 of the Slice Girls pod in all the usual places🫶
Atreyu found his toys drying in the sun and decided to join them
February 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Atreyu found his toys drying in the sun and decided to join them
Absolute noodle stopping by to look incredulous
February 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Absolute noodle stopping by to look incredulous
I rarely cry about real-life things, but my brain compensates by randomly retrieving some shit like this that will make me start crying in the supermarket or something
February 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I rarely cry about real-life things, but my brain compensates by randomly retrieving some shit like this that will make me start crying in the supermarket or something
