alex ☃️
@blahajparty.pds.witchcraft.systems
angel without wings :: she/her
Pinned
I'd never given much thought to how I would die. But dying in the place of shareholder value seems like a good way to go...
in 2026 im gonna lose my virginity but then in 2027 im gonna get it back again. and then in 2028 im gonna learn how to skateboard and in 2029 im gonna die in the cascadia "megathrust" earthquake
January 1, 2026 at 5:54 AM
in 2026 im gonna lose my virginity but then in 2027 im gonna get it back again. and then in 2028 im gonna learn how to skateboard and in 2029 im gonna die in the cascadia "megathrust" earthquake
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this might be the last time we get to say this
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
this might be the last time we get to say this
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2026 resolution is to be an elf
i want to cosplay as an elf but like without the connotations
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
2026 resolution is to be an elf
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[picking up a frog and excitedly running over to you] this is you
December 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
[picking up a frog and excitedly running over to you] this is you
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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feel old yet? 2025 was 0 years ago
December 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
feel old yet? 2025 was 0 years ago
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do not put your thing in these you will not be happy. it possesses only a simulacrum of a mouth
So, is there a MRS. Scrub Dadd—oh I’m so sorry, you folks have a good night
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
do not put your thing in these you will not be happy. it possesses only a simulacrum of a mouth
makign big money moves (bought groceries)
December 31, 2025 at 4:37 AM
makign big money moves (bought groceries)
starting in 2026, we will no longer be going through the motions. thank you for your understanding
December 31, 2025 at 4:24 AM
starting in 2026, we will no longer be going through the motions. thank you for your understanding
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something fun to do is you can scream
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 AM
something fun to do is you can scream
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my new year’s resolution is to have fun and play toys
December 31, 2025 at 1:36 AM
my new year’s resolution is to have fun and play toys
yes yes i know but i need you to understand that if i ever posted face we would both die
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
yes yes i know but i need you to understand that if i ever posted face we would both die
everybody talk about me a lot 😇 i am so popular 😇 like sharpay evans high school musical 😇
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
everybody talk about me a lot 😇 i am so popular 😇 like sharpay evans high school musical 😇
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GHOST IN THE SHELL
December 30, 2025 at 11:39 PM
GHOST IN THE SHELL
before 2014 end: anybody want to admit they got a radar lock on me 💕🚀💥🤣
December 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
before 2014 end: anybody want to admit they got a radar lock on me 💕🚀💥🤣
they should make monitor arms that are good
December 30, 2025 at 10:48 PM
they should make monitor arms that are good
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people are arguing about the cultural impact of avatar, and yet this image is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
people are arguing about the cultural impact of avatar, and yet this image is one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen
daily tip for having a body! some bleeding is to be expected. this does not make you a bad person
December 30, 2025 at 9:51 PM
daily tip for having a body! some bleeding is to be expected. this does not make you a bad person
someone got mad at me about the way intel names their cpus
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
someone got mad at me about the way intel names their cpus
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women love taking naps
December 30, 2025 at 10:13 AM
women love taking naps
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