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angel without wings :: she/her
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hello chat its me sintel from blender open movie project durian at durian.blender.org (real (not fake))
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ME: Guess I’ll eat breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
February 14, 2026 at 1:27 PM
ME: Guess I’ll eat breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
MY BRAIN: Sex
ME: What
MY BRAIN: Sex have it
ME: That’s not a breakfast
MY BRAIN: Sex breakfast
ME: I’m not—
MY BRAIN: Have sex women make you breakfast
ME: There’s no—
MY BRAIN: Sexual lesbian breakfast with woman gay little moan 8:27am sex 4k photorealistic
ME: ok
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me: "happy valentined day"
my gf: "me too"
my gf: "me too"
February 14, 2026 at 6:52 PM
me: "happy valentined day"
my gf: "me too"
my gf: "me too"
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flashing my lights at a cop to let him know he's a cop
February 14, 2026 at 4:40 AM
flashing my lights at a cop to let him know he's a cop
searching for "alex" on google so i can see what ppl are saying abt me
February 13, 2026 at 11:11 PM
searching for "alex" on google so i can see what ppl are saying abt me
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Found an incredible image
February 13, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Found an incredible image
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get it twisted if you don't make an android app you're classist, if you don't make an ios app you're fighting for the revolution
February 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
get it twisted if you don't make an android app you're classist, if you don't make an ios app you're fighting for the revolution
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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you have five seconds before i fuckign. Get You
February 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
you have five seconds before i fuckign. Get You
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kicking over a valentines display in target
February 12, 2026 at 10:10 PM
kicking over a valentines display in target
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don't listen to man on the tv he aint got a clue. man on the street speaking nonsense will give it to u straight
February 12, 2026 at 5:18 AM
don't listen to man on the tv he aint got a clue. man on the street speaking nonsense will give it to u straight
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I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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me: cancel the build
github: can't
me: why
github: it hasn't started
me: so?
github: so I can't cancel it
me: bu-
github: it's not that complicated
github: can't
me: why
github: it hasn't started
me: so?
github: so I can't cancel it
me: bu-
github: it's not that complicated
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
me: cancel the build
github: can't
me: why
github: it hasn't started
me: so?
github: so I can't cancel it
me: bu-
github: it's not that complicated
github: can't
me: why
github: it hasn't started
me: so?
github: so I can't cancel it
me: bu-
github: it's not that complicated
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blazinga (sheldon as a turtle smoking weed and saying bazinga
February 10, 2026 at 7:55 PM
blazinga (sheldon as a turtle smoking weed and saying bazinga
The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that Portland, OR is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
The Enrichment Center would like to remind you that Portland, OR is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.
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Tame impala is not one person. We are Tame Impala. We carry the Less I Know The Better
February 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Tame impala is not one person. We are Tame Impala. We carry the Less I Know The Better
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always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 2:51 AM
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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“half a decade” is like 3 weeks vibes wise
February 10, 2026 at 2:34 AM
“half a decade” is like 3 weeks vibes wise
goodbye friend, i am going to miss you <3
February 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
goodbye friend, i am going to miss you <3
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Quantic Dream threatens to announce a re-release of Detroit: Become Human on Black History Month
February 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Quantic Dream threatens to announce a re-release of Detroit: Become Human on Black History Month
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hey let me introduce you to the band! im tyler that's tyler this is tyler and that's grant on bass
February 9, 2026 at 6:30 PM
hey let me introduce you to the band! im tyler that's tyler this is tyler and that's grant on bass