Blachiderm
banner
blachiderm.bsky.social
Blachiderm
@blachiderm.bsky.social
In Houston yeeing my last haw. Jazz ain’t dead. Reading and vibing. We used to have a proper internet. Last one alive - lock the door.
Paper mache turkey is a lot to process
My stepmom made the turkey so dry. It taste like prechewed paper. 🫩
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
And a consumer, both with a hard r.
Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
November 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Jump yes. Land without my A-ZCL’s departing this plane of existence? Helly nah
Do you think you can jump out of a swing in mid air like when we were kids, right now at your grown age??
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
0% chance of rain forecasted and currently waiting out a full on thunderstorm before heading out. I miss weatherbug
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Oof owie my joints
‘Toy Story’ was released 30 years ago today.
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
About to hit the Yemeni coffee place for that extra caffeinated kick in the ass this morning
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I imagine every new season they had a meeting about a new intro, relistened to this one and was like naw we good, this one still bangs.
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
That’s a lot of planning to get involuntary shuffled off this mortal coil.
Ah. I was wondering whatever became of this “plan”.
November 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Me glancing at the photo: wat kinda meat this is

Me reading and then clicking the photo: damn that’s great hell yeah
Available tonight at our show. Batch 2 should be getting here this afternoon that I plan to give to local biz owners I know to hand out. Super cheap online, and according to boots on the ground, very effective in alerting folks ICE is in the area. If you’re in NC please consider doing the same.
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Reposted by Blachiderm
Rats have begun leaving the ship. To recognize what that says about the ship's future has nothing to do with Handing It To the rats
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Going in with no weapons and making it out with full loot through the power of diplomacy and friendship has me convinced arc raiders is a social experiment disguised as a game
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The quiet of early morning
2. What is your favorite time of day?
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Being able to give my nephew the second controller and have him actually be able help out was a blast
November 12, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Singing animatronics ass meal
The British Food in question:
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Reposted by Blachiderm
"We affirm Daystar Peterson's conviction."

The California Court of Appeal has affirmed Tory Lanez's felony convictions and 10-year prison sentence for shooting Megan Thee Stallion.
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 PM
MAGA 🤝JUGGALOS

not knowing what magnets are
Trump: "Nobody knows what magnets are."
November 10, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Since we remaking games on nostalgia factor alone imma need somebody to go ahead and get started on this one
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
It’s 2003. A time traveler pops out of a portal in front of me wearing my FUBU jersey to warn me of state sanctioned brain rot before the temporal instability collapses and leaves me outside a diamond shamrock wondering what the fuck generative ai means.
WARNING! Turn your volume down. This insanity is from the Department of Homeland Security.
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A camo polo attempts to bridge two very different worlds and somehow manages to get trapped in the liminal space between
menswear writer here 👋 camo will not hide you inside a gym
November 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Man I picked a bad day to be literate 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
He came on himself and it smelled like fish!! I will be bewildered all day.
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Thank you wind, for the heads up that my electrical panel wasn’t secured. Didn’t need to slam the door against the house tho.
October 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Bbq chicken banh mi? Don’t mind if I do.
October 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Source cited: my country ass learning how to say macabre for the first time.
October 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Is it me or do disposable lense wipes leave way more lint behind than I remember
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM